Hit the Road, Zach

And now, ladies and gentlemen, the next exciting installment in the Carputer series!
MPM: NEVER BEFORE IN THE HISTORY OF CAR ACCESSORIES HAVE SO MANY SMALL ELECTRONIC GIZMOS COMBINED TO MAKE A SINGLE GIZMO SO FRIGGIN’ SWEET…
Yes, yes. Anyway, I would like to -
MPM: AN ORDINARY CAR…
Ahem. What?
MPM: AN EXTRAORDINARY JOURNEY…
Yes, but wait, what? [...]

Not long ago, I mentioned how I wanted a carputer, so I made one.
“Actually,” points out Attractive Girl teasingly, “it was quite a while ago. Like, six months ago.”
Fine. Long ago, I talked about how I built a friggin’ sweet carputer.
But just having a bunch of properly connected hardware is only half the battle. [...]

It has been quite some time since I wrote the previous post. No doubt some loyal readers were wondering such things as:

“Did Zach just stay in Utah forever?”
“Did Zach ever install his carputer or did he only assemble it?”
“Did Zach actually, in fact, die?”
“If I had a nickel for every blog post apologizing for [...]

After recording in Idaho a couple posts ago, the next day found me leaving Mountain Home,

hopping on the highway,

and proceeding towards Utah, which happened to be a scenic drive to rival all scenic drives.

Soon I was entering the part of Idaho known as “The Super Scenic Part That’s Even More [...]

As promised long ago, I need to detail the process of building and installing the carputer, my faithful companion and aide for my bajillions of miles of driving.

Why a Carputer?
Besides the obvious reason that it’s friggin’ sweet, why install a carputer in a 1987 Ford? First of all, consider the fact that I was [...]

I have a couple minutes to pop in and let you know a couple juicy news tidbits:

I am pleased to report that my previous post is already the top result on Google for the search terms “couch surfing zach bardon girls”! Future searches for these terms will now be much more fruitful.
I arrived in [...]