And now, ladies and gentlemen, the next exciting installment in the Carputer series!

MPM: NEVER BEFORE IN THE HISTORY OF CAR ACCESSORIES HAVE SO MANY SMALL ELECTRONIC GIZMOS COMBINED TO MAKE A SINGLE GIZMO SO FRIGGIN’ SWEET…

Yes, yes. Anyway, I would like to -

MPM: AN ORDINARY CAR…

Ahem. What?

MPM: AN EXTRAORDINARY JOURNEY…

Yes, but wait, what? This is just about the carputer itself, the trip is discussed elsewh-

MPM: AND ONE MAN’S VISION TO UNITE THEM ALL…

Okay, just keep going. I think this time you actually won’t stop until you get to the-

MPM: THIS SUMMER…
Zach: I think it’s finally ready.
Zach’s Mom (V.O.): Now you take it easy out there, son. You’ve been working on that thing all day.
Zach: I’m so close I can… I can taste it.
MPM: ZACH BARDON…
Zach: Okay, let’s do this. (deep breath)
(sound of engine starting)
Zach’s Dad: (approaching) You got it working?
MPM: AND THE LOVEMOBILE, IN…
Car (V.O.): Welcome, Zach.
MPM:

CARPUTER 3: THE INSTALLATION

(sound of car driving away)
Car (V.O.): Turn… left… in… 500… feet.

Actually, that was pretty cool how you talked all big like that. Although if a person installing electronics in his car is movie material, we are an entertainment-starved culture, to be sure.

For those of you just joining us, I have previously described how I realized a carputer would be friggin’ sweet, so I built one, then put all the awesome software on it that I wanted. I will now describe Step 3 in the carputer process – getting all the aforementioned pieces in the car and connected so they work.

The Master Plan

The plan in a nutshell: fused power wire running on right side from battery to trunk. Mainboard with power supply under passenger seat, touchscreen in dash (powered from power supply, not battery), foldable keyboard stowed under the seats when not in use. GPS receiver on back deck. Wi-fi antenna mounted on hood in place of previous radio antenna. Audio running down left side from carputer to trunk. Accessory wire run from previous stereo’s connector to power supply to serve as power switch.

The plan outside of the nutshell looks like this:

Exciting eh? Turns out the insides of nutshells are boring and leave out a lot of words, like articles and linking verbs. Let me give you more juicy details from outside the nut.

First, the touchscreen. As I said, my plan was to remove the existing head unit,

move the climate controls down lower,

then cut out the plastic divider between them,

in order to use the entire space for the touchscreen. As it turned out, my plan could not have been more awesome.

Midway through the above, I held up the touchscreen to the slot and discovered that there was also a metal divider inside separating the two DIN slots (see above) that had to go. It was too integrated into everything else to remove, so I just Dremeled off the front inch or two.

PRO TIP: cutting metal in a very confined area surrounded by other parts, including fairly important stock wire bundles is not the simple task that being able to write about it casually in one sentence might make it seem. To be. Yeah, it was more like that sentence – difficult.

After that, there was enough space for the touchscreen!

The next thing to think about was how to attach said touchscreen. For help in brainstorming, I held the screen in place and held the trim piece over it.

And – it looked great. It was the perfect size for that space; when I screwed the trim piece back on the screen was held securely in place by just pressure and friction! No crazy jerry-rigging necessary.

“That’s awesome!” exclaims Attractive Girl, ever supportive of that which is awesome.

Next step: THE POWER. I mentioned how I had purchased an 8-gauge Kicker wiring pack, which made this step fairly simple. I simply ran the cable from the engine compartment back to the trunk, following the car’s existing wiring channel. The trickiest part was finding a way through the firewall, but I was able to locate a little rubber bushing about the right size that was unused in my no-power-options Vic, and pushed it through that. Again, that was one sentence, but it required the help of another person and took quite a few minutes and exploratory feeling and prodding. From there, it was a simple matter of unscrewing the “running boards” and prying up some carpet and plastic trim to expose the wiring channel, then running the cable down that into the trunk, where I cut off the excess wire.

I did need to spend a little time adding in a T connector near the passenger seat, where I would be running a smaller power line over to the carputer. I waited until I had installed the power cord almost exactly where it was going to be, before pulling a little slack in the cord, cutting a little hole in the under-seat carpet, and running the cord under the carpet over to that hole. Only then did I cut the power wire and splice in that T connector.

“Right, so you’ve got power going under your seat and to the trunk, and you’ve got a completely unconnected touchscreen sitting nicely in your dash. When do we get to the juicy stuff we saw in the preview?”

Trust me, I felt the same way. Next, it was time to get down to business and connect all of the many things that needed to be connected to the carputer itself. So I took out the passenger seat, and attached the carputer to the carpet, using the case’s handy peg-mounting system. (Pro tip: don’t try to drill holes in carpet, you’ll make a mess. Just slash little holes in it with a knife.)

Now I had nine wiring tasks ahead of me:

The Nine Wiring Tasks

1. Power to the Opus power supply. A cinch: just had to run a few wires from the T connector to the Opus’s power wires.
2. Grounding the carputer. Also fairly easy, since the seat bolted directly to the frame. I could just stick the ground wire from the Opus under the washer before tightening the bolt for a very solid, direct ground.
3. Connecting the Opus’s power-on line to the car’s accessory power for automatic power-on and -off with ignition. This is one of the very cool things about the Opus. Since I was no longer using the previous head unit connector, I simply located the accessory wire in that using a voltmeter and ran a wire from there.
4. Power from the Opus to the touchscreen. The Opus system came with additional power out for the screen, which is excellent because it means the screen will turn on and off with the carputer. It also means the screen is protected from under-/overvoltage like the rest of the carputer, which it would not be if I wired power to it separately. To do this, I had to remove the wallwort-style plug from the monitor to expose the wires, then connect the power out lines from the Opus to that. It was a little tricky because the wires from the screen were quite small. I just guessed which was hot/ground based on color, but it works so I guess either I was right or it didn’t matter. A circuit is a circuit no matter which way the current goes, I suppose.
5. VGA from the carputer to the touchscreen. I can’t recall at the moment, but I think I didn’t even need a VGA extension cable for this. I ran both this and the touchscreen’s power wires together under the carpet, popping up through a small hole directly in front of the carputer.
6. External antenna from the wi-fi card to the hood. I had one of those handy-dandy magnetic antennas specifically designed for sticking on cars, and fortunately the cable was long enough, so I was able to run it under the carpet (trying to keep it away from the power line as much as possible), through the unused bushing for wires I didn’t have going to the passenger door, then up and out through the gap between the windshield and the hood. It’s not as nice as a directly replacing the previous radio antenna, but it’s still pretty nice and the 1” of wire that shows is quite inconspicuous.
7. GPS receiver from carputer USB to the back deck. I mentioned earlier that this is one of the last things I did (other than audio). Until I bought a USB extension, it was sitting on my dash with unsightly wires dangling around. But I finally got the extension, and then I could run the wire down the right side and behind the back seat, finally popping out in the center of the back deck, where the GPS could happily sit and cook on hot days.
8. RCA audio from the Opus’s RCA outs back to the trunk, where it would eventually connect to the amp. I would have loved it if the Opus had SPDIF out, but alas, only RCA (and a bit noisy at that… I discovered after installing the audio system that the mobo’s onboard audio is not super clean).
9. Remote-on switch from the Opus to the trunk, to connect to the future amp. Another super awesome feature about the Opus is that it has a remote-on line, like head units which are designed to work with amps have. This line simply sends a signal to the amp telling it to turn on or off, which is a good idea because a) you don’t need to run switched power to the amp, which would be a pain, and b) the head unit turns on the amp after it is already powered on, thus avoiding the loud POP that could otherwise happen. The Opus has this capability, like a good head unit, so I was happy to take advantage of it.

Sound like a lot of wiring? That’s because it was, and it definitely didn’t all get done in one day. All wires were run neatly down existing channels or under the carpet, tucked and fastened in various places so as to minimize risk of both chafing and signal interference.

Then, almost as an afterthought, I connected the keyboard.

Denouement

Finally, everything was connected, exactly as in my plan. I was ready to throw the switch and see if it worked the same in my car as it had on my dining room table.

And you know the rest because the preview kind of gave it away. Great job Movie Preview Man.

MPM: THEY KNEW TOO MUCH…

Yeah.

Anyway,

Friggin’ sweet! You have no idea how satisfying it is to start your car, hear it say “Welcome, Zach,” and then watch it acquire a lock on 8 different satellites.

“What about audio?” complain some nearby teenagers, completely expectedly.

Never you fret, my good teenagers. Do you think that I, a musician, could possibly design a car system that did not include audio as a primary consideration? Impossible! Well, possible… but immensely improbable. The fourth and final article in the Carputer series will describe the installation of the audio, possibly in some kind of cinematic fashion. Oh, and I forgot to mention that the main villain in this particular post, who swore vengeance on the carputer in a very prophetic manner, died – but kind of vaguely. Like, he could have actually lived, possibly even gaining some additional powers or something. Yeah.

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Not long ago, I mentioned how I wanted a carputer, so I made one.

“Actually,” points out Attractive Girl teasingly, “it was quite a while ago. Like, six months ago.”

Fine. Long ago, I talked about how I built a friggin’ sweet carputer.

But just having a bunch of properly connected hardware is only half the battle. The other half is being able to do stuff with it, which when dealing with computers requires something called “programs.” Programs tell the computer how to behave, and the computer is like, “okay.”

The most important program is called the “operating system” (OS). This is the very first program the computer runs when you turn it on. Without an OS, the computer would be like “Here I am! What should I do? Um… wtf.” With an OS, however, the computer is like, “Here I am! What should I do? Oh, all this stuff? Okay.”

The OS is also important because it is like a container program for all the other programs. You can put other programs in it, and if they are designed to work in that OS and then you can run those from within the OS. Note that this means that although some programs are made to work in multiple OS’s, many only work on one specific OS.

“Dude, this is not a Computers for Dummies book,” complains Mr. Yerfulovit. “Just tell us which software you installed.”

Man, I was actually kind of having fun with that. But okay.

OS

OS’s for carputers are not all that different from those those used for desktops, although some are streamlined to use few system resources, or remove functionality not needed in the car environment. My choice of hardware already eliminated a Mac OS (a lot of people are doing super-easy carputers simply by throwing a Mac Mini in their glove compartment or something), so it was down to some variant of Linux or some variant of Windows.

I checked out the available carputer software for Linux – but unfortunately, it looked like it required a good bit more tweaking to set up than I was prepared to do, and still had quite a few “issues” being resolved or only on the drawing table. In particular, GPS software would have been an issue. As is often the case in the open source world, too many feature requests and bugs and not enough developers.

So I opted for Windows XP, both because of the out-of-the-box-working software available for it and because of its familiarity. Rather than install one of my legitimate full-featured copies of XP, I tracked down a stripped-down version called TinyXP, which removes a lot of generally unused functionality from XP, and correspondingly reduces memory use and startup time.

Next I installed drivers for everything – all the VIA mobo drivers, touchscreen drivers, wi-fi card drivers, and GPS receiver driver.

“You mentioned something about a ‘front end’…” mumbles the ugly passerby, a little too conveniently.

Yes.

Frontend, Etc.

In the world of carputers, most people opt to use something called a “front end.” In layman’s terms, this means a thingy that you use to do stuff. In front. In a little bit smarter layman’s terms, it means a program that provides a user-friendly interface for your touchscreen (trying to click normal-size buttons on an 8” touchscreen while driving is not advisable) and lets you navigate and operate all of your favorite programs without requiring a keyboard (typing while driving is also not advisable). In Windows-speak, it is essentially a glorified, touch-screen-friendly Start Menu that runs when your computer starts. You may have seen other front-ends in interactive museum displays, airport self-check-in kiosks, or public libraries that time or limit your internet access somehow. In the background, there is the familiar Windows XP desktop, but you can’t get to it because the front end is controlling your user experience. Most available carputer frontends have integration with some kind of audio player, and some provide hooks into GPS programs and web browsers as well.

The front-end I chose is an open-source Windows project called RoadRunner. It interfaces with Winamp for audio (my audio player since way back in the day), has hooks into several of the available GPS programs (but especially the one I planned on using), and has a decent-sized community of users developing skins and plugins for it. Perhaps most importantly, it’s free.

Speaking of the GPS software I planned on using, it was not free, but I can’t imagine any good GPS software ever being free, given that current street maps usually have to be acquired (bought) from some kind of mapping service. I went with iGuidance, which from the discussion on mp3car.com seemed to be one of the best for mobile mapping and remapping. I anticipated missing a few turns over the course of the tour, and wanted a program that could quickly reroute me without me needing to pull over and reconfigure something.

RoadRunner was going to provide the entire experience of carputing, so I also wanted it to look pretty awesome too. The default was nice but could be improved upon. I found a few places where I could get “skins” for it – some of them providing significant additional functionality. I ended up picking a very thorough and involved skin called Digital FX, which was developed by a friggin’ excellent skin developer for RoadRunner who goes by the online moniker JohnWPB.

To get RoadRunner and iGuidance to play nicely together, I also needed to install a tiny little utility called XPort, which essentially duplicates the signals coming into a port onto a number of other runtime-generated ports. That way both RoadRunner and iGuidance could listen to the GPS receiver (RoadRunner with DigitalFX has some nifty GPS-based features (pictured above), like a compass, a very accurate speedometer, etc.).

Miscellaneous

Not much else was really needed. TinyXP came prebuilt with Firefox, but I have become an Opera zealot, so I installed that as well. I installed Flash player, then downgraded to what I had previously because the Flash-based RoadRunner started consuming significant CPU resources when using the newer Flash player. I may have installed VLC player and/or the K-Lite codec pack for watching videos (which I never got to work, actually, but video was never a priority for me).

It was fun firing up the carputer on the table and watching it boot directly to the frontend. One of the first things I did was go to my favorite text-to-speech site and make a wav file of the “Mike” voice (who, for reasons I will not explain here, I have named “Sam Leo”) saying “Welcome, Zach.” I then set this as the Windows startup sound. Imagine: car starts. Computer boots. “Welcome, Zach.” Awesome or what?

“Certainly not what!” cleverly chimes AG.

Haha, AG. It was also fun watching the GPS whir to life and tell me that even though I was physically inside my house, in order to get to my house, I would have to drive around the block.

A strong urge to attach wheels to the table and push it around the house, in order to watch the GPS update my position, made me realize it was time to finally install the thing in my car.

NEXT! CARPUTER: THE INSTALLATION!

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It has been quite some time since I wrote the previous post. No doubt some loyal readers were wondering such things as:

• “Did Zach just stay in Utah forever?”
• “Did Zach ever install his carputer or did he only assemble it?”
• “Did Zach actually, in fact, die?”
• “If I had a nickel for every blog post apologizing for not updating frequently enough, how much money would I have?”
• “Is this project ever going to be finished?”
• “What’s for lunch?”

I apologize first for making you ask those questions, second for waiting so long to answer them, and third for not giving you a single nickel for this very apology. Because these questions do have answers. Answers such as ‘no’, ‘yes’, ‘no’, ‘more than enough to pay for the rest of my gas’, ‘definitely’, and ‘delicious sushi with a glass of Oolong tea!’

Which ties in nicely to what I was wondering about as I drove out of Utah, very alive and full from a delicious lunch, to continue my amazing project: wind generators. It so happens that I ran across a couple of them on my way.

Okay, it so happens that I ran across a friggin’ slew of them.

What was the world like before we had wind generators? What was the world’s weather like with so much less wind? Did we have clouds or only fog? Was the Midwest still windier than the rest of the US?

Most of the world’s wind generators are located on “wind farms,” huge wind-producing complexes of wind generators, which are also often located close to actual farms. The reason for this is that wind farms, with their ability to generate wind in just about any direction, can effectually control the weather – of course, their direct influence on the weather fades quickly with distance, but the effect is, of course, worldwide (a la butterfly effect). Amazing, what mankind has wrought.

Then I thought about Chicago, dubbed “The Windy City” long before the advent of these marvelous weather-influencing machines. That was a different type of wind, however.

And I felt inspired by both types of wind. Wind. Wind carries the seeds of life from one place to another. Wind makes waves, affecting even the underwater world it cannot directly touch. Wind pollinates plants, carries whispers, lifts the eagle high into the sky, fills a boat’s sails and gives it motion. Wind turns the weathervane of change, and blows the dust from the old and stagnant. The wind completely shapes the unplanted desert, and can wear down even rock with its persistence. Wind.

And wind generators, though manmade, are one source of this wind, this agent of life, transportation, and change. And I too can be a wind generator! I will blow my trump and sound my horn and smack my drum to the beat of a different drummer, drumming together with 100 different friends from different cities and cultures. I will carry the seeds of music to places they have never been carried. I will blow a wind that has never been blown. I will bring music around the world and bounce the music of one man off another’s until all the world has connected their ideas in one big celebratory web of human experience.

I believe strongly that music is a language common to all humanity (one of very few such languages), and is therefore something remarkable and unique. With my Recording Tour of Love, I want to promote inter-cultural dialog to an extent impossible using traditional languages. With the wind of this project, I will blow the world together in a collaborative effort heretofore unseen.

Things like this go through my head all the time, I just don’t often write about them because I’m too busy doing something about them.

“Um…”

What is it, Attractive Girl?

“You know that wind generators don’t actually generate wind, right?”

Yeah, so?

“Okay, just making sure.”

Soon I was out of Utah and on my way to Fort Collins. I was happy to say that getting out of the cattle region of Montana/Utah/Idaho also put this behind me:

NEXT: Carputer… PART DEUX!

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After recording in Idaho a couple posts ago, the next day found me leaving Mountain Home,

hopping on the highway,

and proceeding towards Utah, which happened to be a scenic drive to rival all scenic drives.

Soon I was entering the part of Idaho known as “The Super Scenic Part That’s Even More Scenic Than the Previous Part.”

Soon after that, I was crossing over into the part of the U.S. known as “Mormonland.” On maps, however, it is called “Utah.”

“These scenic scenes are nice, although you probably photoshopped them all,” says Mr. Yerfulovit in his customary growl. “But you still haven’t answered my question.”

That question being…

“What’s in Logan?”

Well, I was originally intending to hit Salt Lake City, which is large and well-known. However, the only people to reply to me in SLC were busy or nonresponsive, and someone had contacted me from Logan, so that’s why I went there.

So, after entering Utah, I turned onto the highway headed down towards Logan,

whereupon I saw Logan stretched before me like a lion in the sun.

A short drive later,

I was in Logan, whereupon I met-

“What the deal, man?” interrupts the mob of teenagers. “Why you all usin’ that fancy English?”

Why you barely using English, homeslice?

“Whatevs, dawg.”

Anyway. In Logan, I met up with my contact and soon to be co-conspirator, Anthony Aronovici. He had contacted me on Couchsurfing, mentioning that he could play some trombone, worked at a music store, and might have some other musical connections I could record. Sounded like good business to me.

“That’s good business,” I said to myself at the time.

“Are you trying to coin new slang?” asks Attractive Girl, with that one-eyebrow-up look that she does.

Stop asking that! Every time you ask that you cast aspersions upon the authenticity of my neophrasology!

“Haha, good one,” she chuckles.

Thanks. So, back to Anthony. I met up with Anthony and several of the happening peeps he lives with, including Kaelee Jensen. Over the course of eating some delicious grilled cheese sandwiches, I explained the project in greater detail and discovered that a) Kaelee also plays the trumpet, and 2) Anthony is totally excited about teaching English in Korea. Anthony was motivated to finish up some classes which would enable him to do just that.

I, on the other hand, was motivated to record them both. So Anthony, Kaelee, and I headed over to the music store where Anthony works and laid down some fine, upstanding horn tracks.

You may question my use of “fine, upstanding” to describe horn tracks, but I assure you these tracks, if they were citizens, would be the type that recycles, votes, and writes their local paper. They did a great job.

They also hosted me for the night, and barring the unfortunate incident of a roommate’s early, recurring (and apparantly ineffectual) alarm, my stay with them was nothing short of awesome.

See you in Korea, Anthony! Hope you get over here soon.

NEXT: Either Fort Collins, CO or Carputer, Part II, depending on which gets done first.

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