Friends' Writings

"A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of Nature." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

Ugly - by Phil Hahn - Phil wrote this in 2002 as an embittered response to my story "Pretty." You'll see why if you read it.

Pretzels - by Matthew Campagna - Ah, the beauty of the pretzel.

Restaurant Limbo - by Sam Leo - A wonderfully adroit bit on a situation to which we can all relate.

How to Cook - by David Hughes - Cooking made easy!

Never Eat Cardboard - by Phil Hahn - Requires no explanation, really. Of course, it probably didn't require being written...

About Guys - by my sister - As a guy even I found this informative. Not to mention hilarious. Ladies and gentlemen, my sister!

The Things We Say - by Sam Leo - And now, a man talks about guys. Women, take note.

Burgerama - by Aaron Bannin - Aaron's high school dialogue on one of the most fruitful sources of comedic material: the fast food drive-thru.

1998 - The Year in Review - by Adam Patton - written in 1999 by commentator Adam Patton. WARNING: attempts to fully understand every sentence of this article may cause brain failure.

Mannequins: An Impossible Standard of Beauty - by Sam Leo - Brilliant social commentary by the inimitable Sam Leo.The Compendium

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