by Matthew Campagna

Pretzels are life affirming things.
Pretzels are a significant indicator of social advancement.
A civilization without pretzels is a civilization not worth reckoning about.
Consider ants:
Ants have a social stratum,
They've eked out a civilization of their very own;
But they don't have pretzels.
Children stomp on ant hills every day.The Compendium

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