I’ll definitely record anything and I can still use the typical rhythm section instruments and vocals, but here are some special things I’m looking for in particular.

• horns (trumpet, trombone, french/english horns, alto/tenor/bari sax, etc.)
• spoons
• a “wise professor”-type voice, and/or Morgan Freeman soundalike
• tapdancing
• slide whistle
• saw
• awesome-sounding toys, especially robots
• a barbershop quartet
• people who do crazy drum loops and programming and stuff
• digeridoo
• an occasionally snorting and shuffling horse, ideally next to a crackling campfire
• either a campfire OR a horse, separately
• a complete bluegrass band that would like to learn and record a song live with me
• rainstick
• vibraphone / marimba / other mallet instruments
• harmonica
• a lawnmower

If you do any of this, or know anyone who does, don’t hesitate (or hebetate, for that matter) — drop me a line!