The Storm Knights are a genteel and honourable Clan in the Kingdom of Loathing. Not a large or extraordinarily wealthy clan, but strong in features, friendliness, and smiting the wicked. The Storm Knights boast an array of notable features: helpful and generous members, a variety of contests, regular basement runs, and several insanely helpful bots serving the clan in various capacities.
The Storm Knights'
rumpus room Storm Castle is furnish'd with many useful items:
Ye Potted Meat Treee
Pick ye ~1000 meat daily
- Ye Potted Meat Bushe
Pick ye ~500 meat daily
- Ye Exotick Hanging Meat Orchid
Pick ye ~1500 meat daily
- Ye Noble Sofa of Mighty Lounging
Restores HP and MP
- Ye Talons of Fate Game
Incorrectly labeled as "Mister Klaw". Get stuffies! and other, more rare collectables
- Mighty Tales
Incorrectly labeled as "Self-Help Books." Earn ye +5 adventures per day