How to Cook (by David Hughes)

by David Hughes

I know how to cook, and once I've informed you, you will be able to as well.

First, take the uncooked food.
Put the food in the microwave oven.
Set the microwave oven for 2 minutes.
Start the microwave oven.
After the 2 minutes, the food is cooked.
Take the food out, and enjoy your cooked food.