{"id":362,"date":"2008-08-15T00:08:05","date_gmt":"2008-08-15T05:08:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/?p=362"},"modified":"2023-03-20T11:28:26","modified_gmt":"2023-03-20T16:28:26","slug":"niagara-falls-on-its-face-haha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/2008\/08\/15\/niagara-falls-on-its-face-haha\/","title":{"rendered":"Niagara Falls (on its face! haha!)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m pretty awesome at keeping my word.  Every time I say &#8220;NEXT: blah blah blah&#8221; at the end of a post, I always deliver in the next post.  If anyone cares to make me a trophy, perhaps saying &#8220;Internets Teaser Satisfying Champion&#8221; or &#8220;2008 Promised Topic Delivery Leader&#8221; or something, I&#8217;m pretty sure it would rival Stephanie&#8217;s leg wrestling trophy.  (And if it&#8217;s better, then I get to make myself a &#8220;Best Trophy&#8221; trophy.  Sweet.)<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, <strong>as promised<\/strong>, here is a post about Niagara Falls (and can&#8217;t get up! haha!).<\/p>\n<p>We looked all around both the American side (great!) and the Canadian side (better!), and even managed to get JH back into the US.  Yay paperwork!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll let the pictures tell the rest of the story.<\/p>\n\n\t\t<style>\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 33%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-362 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/2008\/08\/15\/niagara-falls-on-its-face-haha\/img_3269\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_3269-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-363\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-363'>\n\t\t\t\tThe view immediately after entering Canada.  It&#8217;s already better eh?\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/2008\/08\/15\/niagara-falls-on-its-face-haha\/img_3235\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_3235-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-364\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-364'>\n\t\t\t\tFast-moving water behind a slow-moving dude.\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/2008\/08\/15\/niagara-falls-on-its-face-haha\/img_3236\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_3236-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-365\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-365'>\n\t\t\t\tStill Zach vs. rapid rapids: a study in contrast.\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/2008\/08\/15\/niagara-falls-on-its-face-haha\/img_3238\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_3238-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-366\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-366'>\n\t\t\t\tThe same shot, in landscape.  Or portrait.  I can&#8217;t tell right now.\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/2008\/08\/15\/niagara-falls-on-its-face-haha\/img_3239\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_3239-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-367\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-367'>\n\t\t\t\tThe shot of Niagara Falls (over!) that everyone takes.\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/2008\/08\/15\/niagara-falls-on-its-face-haha\/img_3240\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_3240-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-368\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-368'>\n\t\t\t\tLittle pilgrims, little pilgrims!\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/2008\/08\/15\/niagara-falls-on-its-face-haha\/img_3241\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_3241-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-369\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-369'>\n\t\t\t\tSurf&#8217;s down!\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/2008\/08\/15\/niagara-falls-on-its-face-haha\/img_3242\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_3242-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-370\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-370'>\n\t\t\t\tReady to Board the Maid!\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/2008\/08\/15\/niagara-falls-on-its-face-haha\/img_3243\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_3243-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-371\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-371'>\n\t\t\t\tStarting our Maiden voyage&#8230;\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/2008\/08\/15\/niagara-falls-on-its-face-haha\/img_3244\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_3244-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-372\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-372'>\n\t\t\t\tPower.  Tumultous Power.  The Power of Nature.\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/2008\/08\/15\/niagara-falls-on-its-face-haha\/img_3245\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_3245-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-373\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-373'>\n\t\t\t\tThose rocks are being eroded and they don&#8217;t even knowd it.\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/2008\/08\/15\/niagara-falls-on-its-face-haha\/img_3246\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_3246-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-374\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-374'>\n\t\t\t\tWater: always nice.\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/2008\/08\/15\/niagara-falls-on-its-face-haha\/img_3251\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_3251-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-375\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-375'>\n\t\t\t\tFriend, on observation deck.\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/2008\/08\/15\/niagara-falls-on-its-face-haha\/img_3252\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_3252-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-376\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-376'>\n\t\t\t\tFor all your Butt needs.\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/2008\/08\/15\/niagara-falls-on-its-face-haha\/img_3253\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_3253-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-377\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-377'>\n\t\t\t\tView from Rainbow Bridge.\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/2008\/08\/15\/niagara-falls-on-its-face-haha\/img_3254\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_3254-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-378\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-378'>\n\t\t\t\tThat&#8217;s what water is for &#8212; taking pictures of.\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/2008\/08\/15\/niagara-falls-on-its-face-haha\/img_3255\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_3255-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-379\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-379'>\n\t\t\t\tOne can well imagine Zeus and his compatriots making soup.\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/2008\/08\/15\/niagara-falls-on-its-face-haha\/img_3256\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_3256-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-380\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-380'>\n\t\t\t\tJong Hun in front of a realistic painting we found.\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/2008\/08\/15\/niagara-falls-on-its-face-haha\/img_3257\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_3257-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-381\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-381'>\n\t\t\t\tYes, Rumiko, I know you are envious.\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/2008\/08\/15\/niagara-falls-on-its-face-haha\/img_3258\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_3258-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-382\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-382'>\n\t\t\t\tView from Canada of Rainbow Bridge, the view that no one shoots!\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/2008\/08\/15\/niagara-falls-on-its-face-haha\/img_3259\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_3259-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-383\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-383'>\n\t\t\t\tLo, it&#8217;s the Maid &#8212; the Maid of the Mist.\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/2008\/08\/15\/niagara-falls-on-its-face-haha\/img_3265\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_3265-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-384\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-384'>\n\t\t\t\tNo, Rumiko, I&#8217;m not looking at all the other Asian girls&#8230;\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/2008\/08\/15\/niagara-falls-on-its-face-haha\/img_3267\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_3267-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-385\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-385'>\n\t\t\t\tThe edge is the best, where it&#8217;s clear for a bit.\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/2008\/08\/15\/niagara-falls-on-its-face-haha\/img_3268\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_3268-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-386\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-386'>\n\t\t\t\tFriggin&#8217; delicious Indian food.  I&#8217;m so hungry every time I look at this picture.\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>I would like to make this an awesome collection of bad Niagara Falls (head over heels! haha!) puns similar to the ones in this post.  If you can think of one, please post it below.  Thanks.<\/p>\n<p>NEXT: another awesome post where I deliver on this promise.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m pretty awesome at keeping my word. Every time I say &#8220;NEXT: blah blah blah&#8221; at the end of a post, I always deliver in the next post. If anyone cares to make me a trophy, perhaps saying &#8220;Internets Teaser &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/2008\/08\/15\/niagara-falls-on-its-face-haha\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,10,4],"tags":[134,135,136,133],"class_list":["post-362","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-sceneit","category-travelbits","tag-america","tag-canada","tag-immigration","tag-niagara-falls"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/362","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=362"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/362\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1346,"href":"https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/362\/revisions\/1346"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=362"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=362"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zachbardon.com\/tour\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=362"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}