Quotebook: Originals

Silence: always funny. -Nick Lusk

I think winter should be drug out into the street and set on fire.

Save often; save always. -Adam

A creative person is never bored.

I love cheese.

The olives with the 'x's are poisonous, the ones with the 'o's are not. -Kevin Baba

Cyrax... wins! -Tim

Believe what you want, the truth remains the same.

If you are going to die, make it count -- thats what I've always said. I'd rather die young for a reason, than old and pointlessly. -Adam

Why don't they write old songs anymore?

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. -Melody Cheung

I'm in a perpetual state of explosion!

Hope for the best, be prepared for the worst, and don't expect anything.

If you're a REAL MAN you take that steering wheel in your chest. No sissy airbags. -Kevin

SUE MI: You're a yum-yum.
ME: I'm not a yum-yum, I'm a Manwich!
(note to the ignorant: a "sloppy joe" is also known as a "yum-yum" in some parts of the world)

Sometimes life throws you a stupid butt, but you've got to take it in the face.

Ahh! It's dictating my being! Stop dictating my being!

Show me something cheesy, and I'll show you something I like.

Don't choke on your tongue!

Did the chicken have the egg or did the egg have a chicken? -Tim

I care.

No, you were implying. I heard implying. -Adam

Tell me, what is eternal about homework? I tell you the truth: homework shall pass away, but a man's soul lives on forever.

When you talk yourself into a corner, sit down.

I have not yet begun to procrastinate.

WD-40 is a useful tool. You can use it to fix rusted things or your computer. That's assuming you don't want your computer to turn back on again. Which in many cases fixes the problem. -Adam

Sometimes when I am in a forest I will see a harvestman or a toad.

Ah! The power of sleep. -Ryan Meeks

Don't you love days where you can say, "I looked good today." -Sue Mi

Weird crap, man.

I have always considered canned plums a great tragedy. -Bill Bardon

Man has long pondered his uniqueness, distinguishing himself in the process.

SKO GUYS, SKO!! -Jeff Goff

Snort! -Kim Hanson

That isn't nothing. I've seen nothing and that isn't it. -Adam

I love ice cream. -Stephanie Shintani

Whoa, I guess that was a four-way stop back there.

I am Arthur, King of the Britons. -Adam

Well... -Mr. Jungman

Tommy! It's papa! In the plant! -Kim Parsons

That's candy-worthy. -Jim Stromberg

Gather 'round, everyone! -Paul Coker

I'm gonna keep praying for you until I hear that you're dead. -Ezra Brauer, meaning well