Quotebook: Movies/Media/Culture

Guns don't kill people. I do. -UHF

What?! Ketchup on lobster? Wha- (KAPOW!) -Kryten, from Red Dwarf

A duck! -King Arthur

I'm really starting to love the back of your head. -Patch Adams

Computer... updated. -Quake II

Make it stop! -Quake II

Killlll meeee... -Quake II

Aaaaagggglrrrgl -Quake II

possibly the worst sentence ever written:
"The distances between the inner world that each of us is are greater in their way than the distances between the outer worlds of interstellar space, but in another way the worlds of all of us are also the same world." -from a book Phil had to read for Homiletics II

This particularly rapid, unintelligible patter isn't generally heard, and if it is, it doesn't matter. -from Ruddigore, by Gilbert & Sullivan

Watch your frazology! -Mayor Shinn

Not a wholesome trot race, no, but a race where they set down right on the horse! -Professor Harold Hill

One Grecian urn... lovely, ladies! Two Grecian urns... and a fountain... trickle, trickle, trickle! -Eulalie Mackecknie Shinn

I can deal with the trouble, friends, with a wave of my hand, this very hand! Please observe me if you will; I'm Professor Harold Hill! And I'm here to organize a River City boys' band... prrrrrrrrrt! -Harold Hill

THIS IS AN EX-PARROT! -Monty Python

What's an enigma? -Peppermint Patty

Stupid! You're so stupid! -UHF

You get to drink from the FIRE HOSE!! -Stanley Spadowski

Blackadder: Run for the hills! Run for the hills!!
Baldrick: But sir, they're coming from the hills.
Blackadder: Run AWAY from the hills! Run away from the hills!!

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men. -Willy Wonka

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it. -Blues Brothers