Using the Seat Cushion
In the event of a water landing, the seat cushion may be used as a flotation device. In the event of a land landing, do NOT attempt to use the seat cushion as a flotation device. There is no need for flotation on land -- land is solid. In the event of an ice landing, although ice is technically a form of water, STILL DO NOT attempt to use the seat cushion as a flotation device. We repeat, in the event of an ice landing, there is no need for flotation. Ice is technically water, but it is solid, like land. In the event of a swamp or quicksand landing, attempts to use the seat cushion as a flotation device will likely be prevented by your swift death, because we are all going to die. In the event of a gas landing... there is no such thing as a gas landing. In the event that we do not land, you may feel free to do as you like with the seat cushion.