Survey Archives: survey I made up

NAME: Zach
REST OF NAME: ary Scott Bardon
FROM: Elkhorn and/or Omaha, NE
FRIEND: You
CLASS: got lots
NO SERIOUSLY, CLASS: I'm not in school anymore.
REALLY? DID YOU DROP OUT?: No... geez, do you think I'm a slacker? I graduated.
CONGRATULATIONS: Thanks
COLLEGE: North Central University
LOCATION OF COLLEGE: Minneapolis, MN
DEGREES CONFERRED: Church Music, and Contemporary Christian Music.
DEGREES PREFERRED: The ones I got, obviously.
DEGREES INFERRED: Um... allow me to REFER you to the above answer.
DEGREES DEFERRED: STOP.
MINOR: Biblical studies
FORMER NAME OF COLLEGE: North Central Bible College
FORMER COLLEGE: Washington University
LOCATION OF FORMER COLLEGE: St. Louis, MO
WHAT?: Yes, it is in St. Louis.
WHY IT IS CALLED WASHINGTON: It was named after our first President before Washington became a state
WU MAJOR: architecture
WU MINOR: jazz studies
WU OTHER MINOR: writing
CURRENT TOENAIL COLOUR: not painted
HAVE I EVER LEFT THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES: Yes.
NORTH AMERICA?: Yes.
HOBBIES: Music. Reading. Writing. Games. Traveling. Programming. Making up surveys.
FAVORITE BAND: Iona
CURRENT HOUSING SITUATION: I'm living in an "officetel."
WHAT IS AN OFFICETEL?: Like a dual purpose office/apartment building.
THAT'S PRETTY CLEVER: Yeah, Koreans are like that.
WHAT?: Koreans are like that.
NO, I MEAN WHAT DO KOREANS HAVE TO DO WITH OFFICETELS: Oh. My officetel is in Korea.
NAME OF MY RECORDING STUDIO: Clandestiny Studio.
PEPSI OR COKE: Pepsi
POP OR SODA: Pop.
MY KIND OF TOWN: Chicago is.
WHAT IS HANGING IN MY ROOM: a big wall map of Omaha
WHAT I SAY ABOUT THE SKYLON TOWER IN CANADA: "We ate there."
MOTTO: "He may wear shiny shoes, but his brain is sharp as a rock."
GOAL: to learn uilleann pipes
INSTRUMENT I CANNOT PLAY: the Nay (Arabic flute). I have tried.
WHEN I SHOWER: at night
COOL NAME: Reginald Schroeder
UNCOOL NAME: Slovenly Boogerton
REALLY COOL BAND NAME: Captain Yucbar and the Bungee Swagglers