1 17-alarm Saucepan none none none none none none 2 5-Alarm Saucepan none none none none none none 3 7-inch discus none none none none none none 4 Bjorn's Hammer none none none none none none 5 Chelonian Morningstar none none none none none none 6 Crimbo hat none none none none none none 7 Crimbo pants none none none none none none 8 Crimbo sword none none none none none none 9 Disco Banjo none none none none none none 10 Frost™ brand sword none none none none none none 11 Greek Pasta of Peril none none none none none none 12 Hammer of Smiting none none none none none none 13 Kentucky-fried meat crossbow none none none none none none 14 Kentucky-fried meat staff none none none none none none 15 Kentucky-fried meat sword none none none none none none 16 Mace of the Tortoise none none none none none none 17 PVC staff none none none none none none 18 Pasta of Peril none none none none none none 19 Rock and Roll Legend none none none none none none 20 Shagadelic Disco Banjo none none none none none none 21 Spirit Precipice none none none none none none 22 Squeezebox of the Ages none none none none none none 23 Super Magic Power Sword X none none none none none none 24 Tropical Crimbo Hat none none none none none none 25 Tropical Crimbo Shorts none none none none none none 26 Tropical Crimbo Sword none none none none none none 27 ancient turtle shell helmet none none none none none none 28 asbestos crossbow none none none none none none 29 asbestos helmet turtle none none none none none none 30 asbestos meat stack none none none none none none 31 asbestos staff none none none none none none 32 asbestos sword none none none none none none 33 baneful bandolier none none none none none none 34 bar whip none none none none none none 35 barskin buckler none none none none none none 36 barskin cloak none none none none none none 37 barskin hat none none none none none none 38 barskin loincloth none none none none none none 39 basic meat crossbow none none none none none none 40 basic meat fez none none none none none none 41 basic meat foon none none none none none none 42 basic meat helmet none none none none none none 43 basic meat kilt none none none none none none 44 basic meat pants none none none none none none 45 basic meat skirt none none none none none none 46 basic meat spork none none none none none none 47 basic meat staff none none none none none none 48 basic meat sword none none none none none none 49 bat hat none none none none none none 50 bat whip none none none none none none 51 bat-ass leather jacket none none none none none none 52 black belt none none none none none none 53 black cowboy hat none none none none none none 54 bow staff none none none none none none 55 bowlegged pants none none none none none none 56 bowler none none none none none none 57 bubble bauble bow none none none none none none 58 bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban none none none none none none 59 bubblewrap crossbow none none none none none none 60 bubblewrap staff none none none none none none 61 bubblewrap sword none none none none none none 62 buffalo blade none none none none none none 63 can cannon none none none none none none 64 cardboard box turtle none none none none none none 65 cardboard crossbow none none none none none none 66 cardboard staff none none none none none none 67 cardboard sword none none none none none none 68 carob cannon none none none none none none 69 catskin buckler none none none none none none 70 catskin cap none none none none none none 71 chrome crossbow none none none none none none 72 chrome helmet turtle none none none none none none 73 chrome meat stack none none none none none none 74 chrome staff none none none none none none 75 chrome sword none none none none none none 76 clown whip none none none none none none 77 clown wig none none none none none none 78 clownskin belt none none none none none none 79 clownskin buckler none none none none none none 80 clownskin harness none none none none none none 81 club of the five seasons none none none none none none 82 corroded breeches none none none none none none 83 corrosive cowl none none none none none none 84 creepy-ass club none none none none none none 85 curdflinger none none none none none none 86 demon buckler none none none none none none 87 demon whip none none none none none none 88 demon-horned hat none none none none none none 89 demonskin jacket none none none none none none 90 demonskin trousers none none none none none none 91 dense meat crossbow none none none none none none 92 dense meat staff none none none none none none 93 dense meat sword none none none none none none 94 depleted Grimacite astrolabe none none none none none none 95 depleted Grimacite grappling hook none none none none none none 96 depleted Grimacite gravy boat none none none none none none 97 depleted Grimacite hammer none none none none none none 98 depleted Grimacite ninja mask none none none none none none 99 depleted Grimacite shinguards none none none none none none 100 depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt none none none none none none 101 diabolical crossbow none none none none none none 102 dripping meat crossbow (catsup) dripping meat crossbow
catsup (0) + basic meat crossbow (0) none none none none none 103 dripping meat staff (catsup) dripping meat staff
catsup (0) + basic meat staff (0) none none none none none 104 dripping meat sword (catsup) dripping meat sword
basic meat sword (0) + catsup (0) none none none none none 105 dueling banjo none none none none none none 106 eXtreme meat crossbow none none none none none none 107 eXtreme meat staff none none none none none none 108 eXtreme meat sword none none none none none none 109 eelskin hat none none none none none none 110 eelskin pants none none none none none none 111 eelskin shield none none none none none none 112 enchantlers none none none none none none 113 evil-ass club none none none none none none 114 fez of etymology none none none none none none 115 flaming cardboard sword none none none none none none 116 floaty rock helmet none none none none none none 117 floaty rock pants none none none none none none 118 flypaper staff none none none none none none 119 foon of fearfulness none none none none none none 120 foon of fleshiness none none none none none none 121 foon of foulness none none none none none none 122 foon of frigidity none none none none none none 123 foon of fulmination none none none none none none 124 frigid-ass club none none none none none none 125 furry green earmuffs none none none none none none 126 furry kilt none none none none none none 127 furry pants none none none none none none 128 furry skirt none none none none none none 129 gatorskin umbrella (goatskin) gatorskin umbrella
goatskin umbrella (0) + gator skin (0) none none none none none 130 giant cheesestick none none none none none none 131 glistening staff none none none none none none 132 gnauga hide buckler none none none none none none 133 gnauga hide chaps none none none none none none 134 gnauga hide kilt none none none none none none 135 gnauga hide skirt none none none none none none 136 gnauga hide vest none none none none none none 137 gnauga hide whip none none none none none none 138 goulauncher none none none none none none 139 grass blade none none none none none none 140 grass hat none none none none none none 141 grass skirt none none none none none none 142 grease gun none none none none none none 143 grisly shield none none none none none none 144 hairy staff none none none none none none 145 heart of rock and roll none none none none none none 146 heavy hot sauce none none none none none none 147 hippo skin buckler none none none none none none 148 hippo whip none none none none none none 149 hippopotamus kilt none none none none none none 150 hippopotamus pants none none none none none none 151 hippopotamus skirt none none none none none none 152 hipposkin poncho none none none none none none 153 hot cross bow none none none none none none 154 hot-ass club none none none none none none 155 icy-hot katana none none none none none none 156 knobby kneepads none none none none none none 157 linoleum crossbow none none none none none none 158 linoleum helmet turtle none none none none none none 159 linoleum meat stack none none none none none none 160 linoleum staff none none none none none none 161 linoleum sword none none none none none none 162 malevolent medallion none none none none none none 163 meat cowboy hat none none none none none none 164 meat shield none none none none none none 165 meatloaf helmet (catsup) meatloaf helmet
basic meat helmet (0) + catsup (0) none none none none none 166 meatspout staff none none none none none none 167 meaty helmet turtle none none none none none none 168 muculent machete none none none none none none 169 nasty rat mask none none none none none none 170 nasty-ass club none none none none none none 171 non-stick pugil stick none none none none none none 172 painted shield none none none none none none 173 penguin shorts none none none none none none 174 penguin skin buckler none none none none none none 175 penguin whip none none none none none none 176 penguinskin mini-kilt none none none none none none 177 penguinskin mini-skirt none none none none none none 178 pernicious cudgel none none none none none none 179 pestoblade none none none none none none 180 pimpin' meat hat none none none none none none 181 pink pinkslip slip none none none none none none 182 potato pistol none none none none none none 183 poutine pole none none none none none none 184 projectile icemaker none none none none none none 185 rainbow crossbow none none none none none none 186 ram-battering staff none none none none none none 187 raspberry beret none none none none none none 188 ratskin belt none none none none none none 189 rattail whip none none none none none none 190 reinforced furry underpants none none none none none none 191 repeating crossbow none none none none none none 192 samurai turtle helmet none none none none none none 193 savory crossbow none none none none none none 194 savory staff none none none none none none 195 savory sword none none none none none none 196 seal-toothed rock none none none none none none 197 sebaceous shield none none none none none none 198 sequined fez none none none none none none 199 shuddersword none none none none none none 200 six-rainbow shield none none none none none none 201 smoldering staff none none none none none none 202 soup-chucks none none none none none none 203 soylent staff none none none none none none 204 spaghetti with rock-balls none none none none none none 205 spiky turtle helmet none none none none none none 206 spiky turtle shield none none none none none none 207 spiky turtle shoulderpads none none none none none none 208 sponge helmet none none none none none none 209 spongy shield none none none none none none 210 square sponge pants none none none none none none 211 squeaky staff none none none none none none 212 starchy crossbow none none none none none none 213 starchy staff none none none none none none 214 starchy sword none none none none none none 215 sticky meat kilt (kilt) sticky meat kilt
really really sticky spider web (0) + basic meat kilt (0) none none none none none 216 sticky meat pants none none none none none none 217 sticky meat skirt none none none none none none 218 stone banjo none none none none none none 219 stone turtle none none none none none none 220 styrofoam crossbow none none none none none none 221 styrofoam staff none none none none none none 222 styrofoam sword none none none none none none 223 sword behind inappropriate prepositions none none none none none none 224 sword of static none none none none none none 225 tail o' nine cats none none none none none none 226 teflon shield none none none none none none 227 teflon spatula none none none none none none 228 teflon swim fins none none none none none none 229 tighty whiteys none none none none none none 230 time helmet none none none none none none 231 time sword none none none none none none 232 time trousers none none none none none none 233 tortoboggan shield none none none none none none 234 tuxedo shirt none none none none none none 235 velcro boots none none none none none none 236 velcro broadsword none none none none none none 237 velcro paddle ball none none none none none none 238 velcro shield none none none none none none 239 villainous scythe none none none none none none 240 vinyl boots none none none none none none 241 vinyl shield none none none none none none 242 white snakeskin duster none none none none none none 243 white whip none none none none none none 244 wiffle-flail none none none none none none 245 yak anorak none none none none none none 246 yak toupee none none none none none none 247 yak whip none none none none none none 248 yakskin buckler none none none none none none 249 yakskin kilt none none none none none none 250 yakskin pants none none none none none none 251 yakskin skirt none none none none none none 252 dripping meat crossbow (ketchup) dripping meat crossbow
ketchup (0) + basic meat crossbow (0) none none none none none 253 dripping meat staff (ketchup) dripping meat staff
ketchup (0) + basic meat staff (0) none none none none none 254 dripping meat sword (ketchup) dripping meat sword
basic meat sword (0) + ketchup (0) none none none none none 255 meatloaf helmet (ketchup) meatloaf helmet
basic meat helmet (0) + ketchup (0) none none none none none 256 gatorskin umbrella (titanium) gatorskin umbrella
titanium assault umbrella (0) + gator skin (0) none none none none none 257 sticky meat kilt (skirt) sticky meat kilt
really really sticky spider web (0) + basic meat skirt (0) none none none none none