# Note: some items don't always give freeruns, but when they do, the messages are different # TODO: Check HTML for each of the freeruns; there may be extra spaces (ugh!) 0 win 1 loss You lose. You slink away, dejected and defeated. 2 loss You just lost. Loser. 3 loss Oh, dammit -- it's yours. 4 loss Hope you learned something. 5 loss That fight really sucked. 6 loss Round limit exceeded. 7 run You run away, like a sissy little coward. 8 run You dump out the bag of flash powder and sneak away under the cover of the cheap, acrid smoke. 9 run Your opponent scampers off to retrieve it, and you make a quick getaway. 10 freerun You pull out the cocktail napkin. 11 freerun The expression on your already-creepy mask changes to an even creepier grin. 12 freerun You pull the string on the divine champagne popper. 13 freerun A thick cloud of greenish-gray smoke envelops you, and you hear the sound of your opponent retching as you run away. 14 run In your fancy slippers, you slip away from the fight. 15 freerun the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. 16 freerun You smear part of your handful of Blank-Out on the monster until you can't see it anymore. 17 freerun In the ensuing green haze, you quietly slip away from the fight. 18 freerun You fix an extremely disdainful eye on your opponent with your stinky cheese eye. 19 freerun You ring Harold's bell. 20 freerun You hand him the pinkslip. 21 freerun The pyramid of energy surrounding you shimmers as you quickly float away. 22 freerun You quickly fold the tattered scrap of paper into an origami unicorn and set it in front of your opponent. 23 freerun You whip your wumpus-hair bolo at your opponent, and it wraps around its legs (or leg-analogues).