bander 1003 Thrust-Smack {0.5,0.75,1}*fweight hot 0 bander 1005 Lunging Thrust-Smack {0.5,0.75,1}*fweight 0 smust bander 1022 Clobber 0 0 att -fweight*0.375, def -fweight*0.375 bander 1032 Furious Wallop 0 0 att -fweight*0.375, def -fweight*0.375 bander 1033 Club Foot {0.5,0.75,1}*fweight hot 0 bander 2003 Headbutt {0.5,0.75,1}*fweight spooky 0 bander 2005 Shieldbutt {0.5,0.75,1}*fweight 0 smust bander 2015 Kneebutt {0.5,0.75,1}*fweight hot 0 bander 2023 Toss 0 0 att -7.5, def -7.5 bander 2028 Shell Up 0 0 att -9, def -9 bander 2032 Spirit Snap 0 0 att -6.5, def -6.5 bander 3003 Ravioli Shurikens {0.5,0.75,1}*fweight 0 bander 3004 Entangling Noodles 0 0 stun 4.5 bander 3008 Weapon of the Pastalord 0 0 mp 8 bander 3009 Lasagna Bandages 0 -{0.5,0.75,1}*fweight !! removes negative effects bander 3020 Spaghetti Spear 0 0 att -fweight*0.375, def -fweight*0.375 bander 3025 Utensil Twist 0 0 att -fweight*0.375, def -fweight*0.375 bander 4003 Stream of Sauce {0.5,0.75,1}*fweight 0 bander 4012 Saucegeyser 0 0 mp 14 bander 4014 Saucy Salve 0 -{0.5,0.75,1}*fweight !! removes negative effects bander 4020 Salsaball 0 0 att -1, def -1 bander 4024 Curse of Vichyssoise 0 0 att -1, def -1 bander 4029 Curse of Marinara 0 0 att -1, def -1 bander 4031 Curse of the Thousand Islands 0 0 att -1, def -1 bander 4032 Saucecicle {0.5,0.75,1}*fweight cold 0 bander 4034 Curse of Weaksauce {0.5,0.75,1}*fweight 0 bander 5003 Disco Eye-Poke {0.5,0.75,1}*fweight hot 0 bander 5005 Disco Dance of Doom {0.5,0.75,1}*fweight hot 0 bander 5008 Disco Dance II: Electric Boogaloo {0.5,0.75,1}*fweight hot 0 bander 5012 Disco Face Stab {0.5,0.75,1}*fweight spooky 0 bander 5021 Suckerpunch {0.5,0.75,1}*fweight 0 smust bander 5033 Knife in the Dark 0 -{0.5,0.75,1}*fweight bander 5035 Disco Shank 0 -{0.5,0.75,1}*fweight bander 5036 Disco Dance 3: Back in the Habit {0.5,0.75,1}*fweight hot 0 bander 5037 Disco Inferno {0.5,0.75,1}*fweight hot 0 bander 6025 Sing 0 0 att -1, def -1 bander 6029 Dissonant Riff {0.5,0.75,1}*fweight hot 0 bander 6030 Cadenza {0.5,0.75,1}*fweight 0 bander 6032 Accordion Bash 0 0 att -fweight*0.375, def -fweight*0.375 bander 6034 Concerto de los Muertos {0.5,0.75,1}*fweight spooky 0 bander 6037 Bawdy Refrain 0 0 att -fweight*0.375, def -fweight*0.375 bander 6040 Cone of Zydeco {0.5,0.75,1}*fweight 0 smust cadenza 11 stolen accordion 0 -4.5 cadenza 50 Rock and Roll Legend 0 -14 cadenza 2234 calavera concertina 17.5 spooky 0 cadenza 2557 Squeezebox of the Ages 0 -19 cadenza 4321 The Trickster's Trikitixa 90 0 att -19, def -19 cadenza 6455 zombie accordion 135 spooky 0 stun 1 cadenza 6808 toy accordion 4 0 cadenza 6809 antique accordion 14 0 cadenza 6810 beer-battered accordion 9 sleaze 0 cadenza 6811 baritone accordion 0 -3.5 mp 3.5 cadenza 6812 mama's squeezebox 19 sleaze 0 cadenza 6813 guancertina 14 stench 0 cadenza 6814 accordion file 5 0 !! ongoing damage cadenza 6815 accord ion 14 hot 0 cadenza 6816 bone bandoneon 37.5 spooky 0 cadenza 6817 pentatonic accordion 18 cold 0 att -9, def -9 cadenza 6818 non-Euclidean non-accordion 0 0 att -23, def -23, stun 1 cadenza 6819 Accordion of Jordion 0 0 meat 35 cadenza 6820 autocalliope 14.5 0 !! ongoing damage cadenza 6821 accordionoid rocca 40 0 cadenza 6822 pygmy concertinette 0 0 att -0.15*monsterattack, def -0.15*monsterdefense cadenza 6823 ghost accordion 70 spooky 0 cadenza 6824 peace accordion 0 -55 cadenza 6825 alarm accordion 0 0 mp 7.5 cadenza 6856 Bal-musette accordion 19 0 att -7, def -7 cadenza 6857 Cajun accordion 35 hot 0 !! ongoing declining hot damage cadenza 6858 quirky accordion 12.5 hot,cold,spooky,sleaze,stench 0 cadenza 6859 Skipper's accordion 27.5 0 att -19, def -19 cadenza 6963 warbear exhaust manifold 35 stench 0 !! ongoing stench damage cadenza 7029 Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion 32.5 cold -4.5 mp 4.5 cadenza 8111 aerogel accordion 0 0 !! nothing happen canhandle 8866 Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans 0 -12.5 canhandle 8867 Tesla's Electroplated Beans 0 0 mp 6.5 canhandle 8868 Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas 0 -6 mp 3.5 canhandle 8869 Hellfire Spicy Beans 20 hot 0 canhandle 8870 Frigid Northern Beans 20 cold 0 canhandle 8871 World's Blackest-Eyed Peas 20 spooky 0 canhandle 8872 Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans 20 stench 0 canhandle 8873 Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans 20 sleaze 0 canhandle 8875 Shrub's Premium Baked Beans 25 0 chef 259 staff of the staff of life (used) 0 -12.5 stun chef 261 staff of the standalone cheese (used) 20 stench 0 chef 263 staff of the all-steak (used) 16 sleaze 0 chef 265 staff of the cream of the cream (used) 16 cold 0 chef 2578 staff of the short order cook 12.5 0 chef 2601 staff of the midnight snack 12.5 spooky 0 chef 2602 staff of blood and pudding 7.5 -7.5 chef 2722 staff of the greasefire 20 hot,sleaze 0 chef 2723 staff of the grand flambe 37.5 hot 0 chef 2740 staff of the walk-in freezer 27.5 cold 0 att -7.5, def -7.5 chef 2749 staff of the grease trap 37.5 sleaze 0 chef 2826 staff of the kitchen floor 37.5 stench 0 chef 3390 staff of the deepest freeze 45 cold 0 chef 3436 staff of the teapot tempest 12.5 0 chef 3437 staff of the black kettle 22.5 0 chef 3438 staff of the well-tempered cauldron 32.5 0 chef 3666 spooky putty snake 0.25*monsterhp spooky 0 chef 4165 staff of the soupbone 22.5 spooky 0 chef 4277 staff of the woodfire 45 hot,spooky,sleaze 0 chef 4305 Staff of Simmering Hatred 45 hot 0 stun, att -12.5, def -12.5 chef 4403 staff of queso escusado stinkycheese stench 0 chef 4768 staff of the november jack-o-lantern 7.5 stench 0 stun chef 5340 The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff 5.5*1 sleaze 0 custom, att -1.5*1, def -1.5*1, !! replace 1 in formulas with cans chef 5758 Staff of Holiday Sensations 20 cold 0 chef 5761 Staff of the Scummy Sink 37.5 sleaze 0 chef 6258 staff of the healthy breakfast 0 -{10,12.5,15} stun chef 6259 staff of the staff of life 0 -(maxhp-myhp) custom, stun chef 6260 staff of the light lunch 10 cold 0 !! Deal some cold damage chef 6261 staff of the standalone cheese 0 0 custom banish chef 6262 staff of the hearty dinner 0 0 att -L, def -L chef 6263 staff of the all-steak 0 0 custom, !! +300% item drops chef 6264 staff of fruit salad 3 cold,hot,spooky,sleaze,stench 0 0 chef 6265 staff of the cream of the cream 0 0 custom attract chef 6333 Staff of the Cozy Fish 0 0 att -23*(1+zone(sea)), def -23*(1+zone(sea)), !! occasionally makes Mer-kin drop items chef 6482 Staff of te Roaring Hearth 35 hot 0 chef 6662 Staff of the Lunch Lady 0 0 !! does nothing chef 7017 Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals 0.3*monsterhp 0 chef 7351 Staff of the Electric Range 15 0 mp 15 chef 9894 Staff of Kitchen Royalty 12.5 spooky|12.5 spooky|12.5 spooky 0 chef 10035 Staff of Frozen Lard 35 cold|35 sleaze 0 stun chef 10424 Staff of the Peppermint Twist 0 0 stun, att -(25+75*zone(sea)), def -(25+75*zone(sea)) crown 1 Mosquito 0 0 mp 5.5, r3 crown 2 Leprechaun 0 0 meat {5,10,15}, r3 crown 3 Levitating Potato 0 -{5,5.5,6} mp {3,3.5,4}, r3 crown 4 Angry Goat 0 0 item goat cheese pizza crown 5 Sabre-Toothed Lime 0 0 att -4, def -4 crown 6 Fuzzy Dice 0 0 stun crown 7 Spooky Pirate Skeleton 0 0 stun crown 8 Barrrnacle 20 0 crown 9 Howling Balloon Monkey 25 stench,sleaze 0 crown 10 Stab Bat 25 12.5 crown 11 Grue 22.5 spooky 0 crown 12 Blood-Faced Volleyball 17.5 spooky 0 crown 14 Ghuol Whelp 20 stench 0 crown 15 Baby Gravy Fairy 0 -5.5 mp 3.5, r3 crown 16 Cocoabo 0 0 item white chocolate chips crown 17 Star Starfish min(100.0,mymp/4.0) 0 crown 18 Hovering Sombrero 20 spooky 0 crown 19 Ghost Pickle on a Stick 0 -9 r3 crown 20 Killer Bee 0 -9 r3 crown 21 Whirling Maple Leaf 20 cold 0 crown 22 Coffee Pixie 0 0 mp 5.5, r3 crown 23 Cheshire Bat 0 -9 crown 24 Jill-O-Lantern 0 -9 r3 crown 25 Hand Turkey 0 0 meat {5,10,15}, r3 crown 26 Crimbo Elf 0 0 item candy cane; Cold Hots candy; Wint-O-Fresh mint crown 27 Hanukkimbo Dreidl 0 0 att -4, def -4 crown 28 Baby Yeti 0 0 att -4, def -4 crown 29 Feather Boa Constrictor 0 -5.5 mp 3.5, r3 crown 30 Emo Squid 0 0 stun crown 31 Personal Raincloud 0 -3 mp 3, !! needs correct values crown 32 Clockwork Grapefruit 0 0 att -4, def -4 crown 33 MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech 0 0 stun crown 34 Flaming Gravy Fairy 0 0 item hot nuggets crown 35 Frozen Gravy Fairy 0 0 item cold nuggets crown 36 Stinky Gravy Fairy 0 0 item stench nuggets crown 37 Spooky Gravy Fairy 0 0 item spooky nuggets crown 38 Inflatable Dodecapede 0 0 stun crown 39 Pygmy Bugbear Shaman 0 -5.5 mp 3.5, r3 crown 41 Attention-Deficit Demon 0 0 item chorizo brownies; white chocolate and tomato pizza; carob chunk noodles crown 42 Cymbal-Playing Monkey 15 0 crown 43 Temporal Riftlet 0 0 meat {5,10,15}, r3 crown 44 Sweet Nutcracker 0 0 item candy cane; eggnog; fruitcake; gingerbread bugbear crown 45 Pet Rock 35 0 crown 46 Snowy Owl 0 -5.5 mp 3.5, r3 crown 47 Teddy Bear 20 sleaze 0 !! needs correct value crown 48 Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot 0 -12.5 mp 9, r3 crown 49 Sleazy Gravy Fairy 0 0 crown 50 Wild Hare 0 -5.5 mp 3.5, r3 crown 51 Wind-up Chattering Teeth 17.5 stench 0 crown 52 Spirit Hobo 0 0 meat {5,10,15}, r3 crown 53 Astral Badger 0 0 att -{5,7,9}, def -{5,7,9}, item spooky mushroom; knob mushroom; knoll mushroom, r3 crown 55 Misshapen Animal Skeleton 0 0 meat {5,10,15}, r3 crown 56 Scary Death Orb 0 0 mp 5.5, r3 crown 57 Jitterbug {15,17.5,20} stench -9 r3 crown 58 Nervous Tick 0 -9 r3 crown 59 Reassembled Blackbird 0 0 item blackberry crown 60 Origami Towel Crane 0 0 mp 5.5, r3 crown 61 Ninja Snowflake 0 0 mp 5.5 crown 62 Evil Teddy Bear 0 0 stun crown 63 Toothsome Rock 35 0 crown 65 Ancient Yuletide Troll 0 0 item candy cane; eggnog; fruitcake; gingerbread bugbear crown 66 Dandy Lion 0 0 att -4, def -4 crown 67 O.A.F. 0 0 att 10, def 10 crown 68 Penguin Goodfella 22.5 0 crown 69 Jumpsuited Hound Dog 0 -7 mp 5, r3 crown 70 Green Pixie 0 0 item bottle of tequila crown 71 Ragamuffin Imp 0 0 att -4, def -4 crown 72 Exotic Parrot 22.5 0 crown 73 Wizard Action Figure 0 0 mp 5.5 crown 74 Gluttonous Green Ghost 0 0 item bean burrito; enchanted bean burrito; jumping bean burrito crown 75 Casagnova Gnome 0 -{14,17,20} mp {8,11,14}, r3 crown 76 Hunchbacked Minion 0 0 item skeleton bone crown 77 Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. 0 0 att -4, def -4 crown 79 Teddy Borg 20 sleaze 0 crown 80 RoboGoose 0 0 stun crown 81 El Vibrato Megadrone 0 0 mp {10,12.5,15}, r3 crown 83 Adorable Seal Larva 0 0 item hot nuggets; cold nuggets; stench nuggets; spooky nuggets; sleaze nuggets crown 84 Untamed Turtle 0 0 item snailmail bits; turtlemail bits; turtle wax crown 85 Animated Macaroni Duck 35 0 crown 86 Pet Cheezling 0 -10 mp 5, r3 crown 87 Autonomous Disco Ball 0 0 att -7, def -7 crown 88 Mariachi Chihuahua 0 0 stun crown 89 Hobo Monkey 20 hot 0 att -4, def -4, r3 crown 90 Llama Lama 0 0 mp 5.5 crown 91 Cotton Candy Carnie 0 0 item cotton candy pinch crown 93 Black Cat 0 35 meat -25, !! frig. crown 94 Uniclops 20 0 crown 95 Psychedelic Bear 0 0 att -4, def -4 crown 96 Baby Mutant Rattlesnake 20 0 !! poison crown 97 Mutant Fire Ant 20 0 !! poison crown 98 Mutant Cactus Bud 20 0 !! poison crown 99 Mutant Gila Monster 0 0 att -9, def -9 crown 100 Cuddlefish 22.5 sleaze 0 crown 101 Sugar Fruit Fairy 20 0 crown 102 Imitation Crab 35 0 crown 103 Pair of Ragged Claws 0 0 stun crown 104 Magic Dragonfish 0 -9 r3 crown 105 Frumious Bandersnatch 18 none,cold,hot,sleaze,spooky,stench 0 crown 106 Midget Clownfish 0 0 stun crown 107 Syncopated Turtle 0 0 stun crown 108 Grinning Turtle 22.5 spooky 0 crown 109 Purse Rat 45 0 crown 110 Wereturtle 0 0 meat {5,10,15}, r3 crown 111 Baby Sandworm 0 0 stun crown 112 Slimeling {9,12.5,16} 0 att -4, def -4 crown 113 He-Boulder 0 0 meat 10, r3 crown 114 Rock Lobster 0 0 mp 12.5, r3 crown 115 Urchin Urchin 22.5 0 crown 116 Grouper Groupie 20 sleaze 0 crown 117 Squamous Gibberer 22.5 spooky 0 crown 118 Dancing Frog 0 0 att -4, def -4 crown 119 Chauvinist Pig 22.5 sleaze 0 crown 120 Stocking Mimic 0 0 item Angry Farmer candy; Cold Hots candy; Rock Pops; Tasty Fun Good rice candy; Wint-O-Fresh mint crown 121 Snow Angel 0 0 stun crown 122 Jack-in-the-Box 0 0 att -4, def -4 crown 123 BRICKO chick 0 0 item BRICKO brick crown 124 Baby Bugged Bugbear 0 0 crown 134 Underworld Bonsai 17 spooky 0 crown 135 Rogue Program 16.5 0 crown 136 Mini-Hipster 0 -15 mp 9 crown 137 Pottery Barn Owl 0 0 item volcanic ash crown 138 Hippo Ballerina 0 0 att -4, def -4, !! needs correct values crown 139 Knob Goblin Organ Grinder 0 0 meat {5,10,15}, r3 crown 140 Piano Cat 0 0 item beertini; papaya slung; salty slug; tomato daiquiri crown 141 Dramatic Hedgehog 0 -{2,2.5,3} att -1, def -1, !! delevel amount needed crown 142 Smiling Rat 0.75*fweight spooky 0 crown 143 Robot Reindeer 0 0 item candy cane; eggnog; fruitcake; gingerbread bugbear crown 144 Holiday Log {30,40,50} 0 crown 146 Obtuse Angel 0 0 mp {5,5.5,6}, r3 crown 147 Reconstituted Crow 0 0 item blackberry crown 148 Li'l Xenomorph 0 0 item lunar isotope crown 149 Dataspider 0 0 mp 4.5, r3 crown 150 Pair of Stomping Boots {20,25,30} 0 crown 151 Feral Kobold 0 0 meat {5,10,15}, r3 crown 156 Peppermint Rhino 0 -{5,5.5,6} mp {3,3.5,4}, r3 crown 157 Tickle-Me Emilio 0 0 stun crown 168 Oily Woim 0 0 meat 10, r3 crown 171 Gelatinous Cubeling {10,20,30} 0 crown 172 Adorable Space Buddy 0 0 mp 11, r3 crown 173 Nosy Nose 0 0 stun crown 176 Reanimated Reanimator 0 0 item hot wing; broken skull crown 177 Warbear Drone 0 0 item warbear whosit, r3 crown 178 Grimstone Golem 0 0 item grimstone mask crown 179 Grim Brother 0 0 item grim fairy tale effect 54 Jalapeno Saucesphere 3 0 retal effect 55 Jabanero Saucesphere 3 0 retal effect 68 Psalm of Pointiness 6 0 att -3, def -3, retal effect 224 Scarysauce 6 spooky 0 retal effect 297 Temporary Amnesia 0 0 noskills effect 412 Raving Lunatic 0 {1,2,3} effect 413 Solar Flair 0 {1,2,3} hot effect 414 Hyperbolic Hyperthermia 0 {1,2,3} cold effect 415 Slimed 0 {1,2,3} spooky effect 416 Tar-Struck 0 {1,2,3} stench effect 417 Greased 0 {1,2,3} sleaze effect 435 Beer in Your Shoes 0 1.5 effect 437 Strangulated 0 floor(0.25*myhp) effect 467 Curse of the Black Pearl Onion {40,50,60} stench,spooky 0 effect 499 Stuck-Up Hair 3 0 retal effect 511 Form of... Bird! 0 0 noitems effect 536 Drenched With Filth 45 stench 0 retal effect 560 It's Electric! 35*(1+zone(sea)) 0 retal effect 589 Quivering with Rage 1.5*L 0 effect 590 Apoplectic with Rage 1.5*L 0 effect 591 Dizzy with Rage 1.5*L 0 effect 604 Smokin' 7 0 retal effect 621 Biologically Shocked 45 hot,cold 0 att -2.5, def -2.5, stun 0.25 effect 782 Burning, Man {80,90,100} hot {80,90,100} !! No player damage with tattoo effect 788 Bone Homie 15 spooky 0 effect 1038 Frigidalmatian spelldmgpercent*(40+(0.35*buffedmys)+spelldmg+elembonus) cold 0 effect 1040 Long Love GORF 50 0 effect 1122 Skeletal Warrior 10.5 none|5.5*effect(1124) hot 0 effect 1123 Skeletal Cleric 10.5+5*effect(1122) hot 0 effect 1124 Skeletal Wizard 10.5+11*effect(1123) cold 0 effect 1145 Consumed by Anger 0 0 noitems, noskills effect 1430 Spiky Shell 3 0 retal effect 1466 Soul Funk 15 stench 0 effect 1563 EVISCERATE! 15 0 effect 1564 Fangs and Pangs 7.5 -7.5 effect 1574 Permanent Halloween 18 spooky 0 effect 1746 barfpits 85 stench 0 effect 1820 Stinkybeard 18 stench 0 effect 2012 Spiky Frozen Hair 50 cold 0 retal effect 2071 coal-powered 25 hot 0 effect 2629 Feeling Nervous 20 0 retal fam 1 Mosquito max(2,0.75*fweight+2) -fdmg*2 rate 0.3 fam 2 Leprechaun 0 0 !! increases meat drop fam 3 Levitating Potato 0 0 rate min(0.9,0.015*fweight), stun, potato fam 4 Angry Goat fweight/3.0+1 none,stench 0 rate ceil(fweight/6.0)*0.1 fam 5 Sabre-Toothed Lime ceil(fweight/6.0)*0.1*0.75*fweight+{1,1.5,2} 0 fam 6 Fuzzy Dice fweight*0.083 -0.083*fweight rate 0.3, att -0.055*fweight, def -0.055*fweight, stun 0.111, meat 0.83, mp 0.055*fweight, fam 7 Spooky Pirate Skeleton 0.75*min(1,(0.20+0.10*(fweight/6)))*fweight*{0.5,0.75,1}+2 spooky 0 att -0.25*max(1,fweight/6), def -0.25*max(1,fweight/6) fam 8 Barrrnacle 0 0 !! delevels at beginning of fight fam 9 Howling Balloon Monkey 0.225*fweight/3 0 rate max(0,fweight-10), mp 0.275*fweight/3 fam 10 Stab Bat (0.66+0.14*famgear)*(0.75*fweight+2) (0.33-0.13*famgear)*(fweight/1.5+2) rate ceil(fweight/6.0)*0.1, fam 11 Grue (2+(5-M)*2.25)+0.75*fweight spooky 0 rate 0.1+0.1*ceil(fweight/4) fam 12 Blood-Faced Volleyball 0 0 !! stats at end of fight fam 14 Ghuol Whelp 0 0 !! HP and MP at end of fight fam 15 Baby Gravy Fairy 0 0 !! increases item drop fam 16 Cocoabo 0.25*(fweight+2) -0.25*(fweight+7) rate 0.33, meat 0.25*(4.0*fweight+9), mp 0.25*(fweight+7), att -0.25*(fweight+1)/3, def -0.25*(fweight+1)/3 fam 17 Star Starfish 0.75*(fweight+3) 0 rate 0.33, mp fdmg fam 18 Hovering Sombrero 0 0 !! stats at end of fight fam 19 Ghost Pickle on a Stick 0.66*min(1,(0.20+0.10*(fweight/6)))*fweight*{0.5,0.75,1}+{4,5.5,7} 0 att -0.33*max(1,fweight/6), def -0.33*max(1,fweight/6) fam 20 Killer Bee max(1.0,fweight/4) 0 rate 0.33 fam 21 Whirling Maple Leaf 0.75*(fweight+1) 0 rate 0.25 fam 22 Coffee Pixie 0 0 !! leprechaun fairy fam 23 Cheshire Bat 0 0 !! leprechaun volleyball fam 24 Jill-O-Lantern (fweight+2)/3.0+1 none,hot,spooky 0 rate 0.25 fam 25 Hand Turkey fweight+{1,2,3} 0 rate 0.25 fam 26 Crimbo Elf (0.3+0.1*ceil(fweight/6))*0.75*(fweight+4) 0 rate 0.33 fam 27 Hanukkimbo Dreidl 0.25*max(2,fweight) 0 rate 0.017*fweight+0.19, meat 0.25*2*fweight, stun 0.25, mp 0.25*(fweight+1)/3 fam 28 Baby Yeti 0.5*(fweight/2+fweight+5)/2 cold 0 rate 0.5, mp 0.5*(fweight/2+fweight+5)/2 fam 29 Feather Boa Constrictor 0.5*(fweight+2) sleaze 0 rate 0.33, meat 0.5*5*(fweight+2), stun min(0.9,0.015*fweight)/0.33 fam 30 Emo Squid 0 0 rate min(0.9,0.015*fweight), stun, potato fam 31 Personal Raincloud 0.25*(fweight+3)/2 -0.25*(fweight+3)/2 rate 0.6, mp 0.25*(fweight+3)/2, att -0.25*max(1,fweight/8), def -0.25*max(1,fweight/8) fam 32 Clockwork Grapefruit 0.75*fweight+{0,3,6} 0 rate 0.5 fam 33 MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech (0.15*0.75*fweight)+0.566*fweight-2 none,hot 0 fam 34 Flaming Gravy Fairy 0.75*fweight hot 0 rate 0.33 fam 35 Frozen Gravy Fairy 0.75*fweight cold 0 rate 0.33 fam 36 Stinky Gravy Fairy 0.75*fweight stench 0 rate 0.33 fam 37 Spooky Gravy Fairy 0.75*fweight spooky 0 rate 0.33 fam 38 Inflatable Dodecapede {1,5,10}+{2,3.5,5}*ceil(5-min(5,fweight/5)) 0 fam 39 Pygmy Bugbear Shaman 0 0 !! volleyball fairy but costs MP fam 40 Doppelshifter 0 0 !! randomly becomes other familiars fam 41 Attention-Deficit Demon 0 0 !! leprechaun fairy fam 42 Cymbal-Playing Monkey 0 0 !! leprechaun volleyball fam 43 Temporal Riftlet 0 0 rate min(0.9,0.015*fweight), stun, potato fam 44 Sweet Nutcracker (0.4+0.1*ceil(fweight/5))*(0.75*fweight+{1,4,7}) 0 fam 45 Pet Rock 0 0 !! absolutely nothing fam 46 Snowy Owl (0.2+0.1*ceil(fweight/6))*(0.75*fweight+5) 0 fam 47 Teddy Bear 0 0 stun 0.33 fam 48 Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot 0.22*1.5*(fweight+2) -0.22*1.5*(fweight+2)+5 rate 0.5, meat 0.22*(6*fweight+10), mp 0.22*1.5*(fweight+2)+5, att -0.22*floor(fweight/2), def -0.22*floor(fweight/2), stun 0.12, item toast fam 49 Sleazy Gravy Fairy 0.75*fweight sleaze 0 rate 0.33 fam 50 Wild Hare 0 0 !! leprechaun fairy whelp volleyball and extra adventures fam 51 Wind-up Chattering Teeth ceil(fweight/6.0)*0.1*0.75*fweight+{1,1.5,2} 0 fam 52 Spirit Hobo 0.75*(fweight+3) 0 rate 0.33, mp fdmg, meat -50 fam 53 Astral Badger 0.75*fweight+2 0 fam 54 Comma Chameleon 0 0 !! eats familiar equipment to gain that familiar's abilities fam 55 Misshapen Animal Skeleton 0.66*(0.4+0.1*ceil(fweight/5))*(0.75*fweight+5.5) spooky 0 att -0.33*fweight/6.0, def -0.33*fweight/6.0 fam 56 Scary Death Orb (0.66+0.14*famgear)*(0.75*fweight+2) spooky (0.33-0.13*famgear)*(fweight/1.5+2) rate ceil(fweight/6.0)*0.1 fam 57 Jitterbug 0 0 !! leprechaun fairy fam 58 Nervous Tick 0 0 !! leprechaun volleyball fam 59 Reassembled Blackbird 0 0 !! speeds up black forest exploration fam 60 Origami Towel Crane 0 0 rate 0.66, stun fam 61 Ninja Snowflake 0.1*(fweight/6)*0.75*fweight cold 0 fam 62 Evil Teddy Bear 0.03*monsterattack 0 rate 0.66, stun, !! rate unknown fam 63 Toothsome Rock 0 0 !! absolutely nothing fam 65 Ancient Yuletide Troll 0 0 !! volleyball whelp and drops occasional items fam 66 Dandy Lion 0.75*fweight+1.5*mainhand(whip) 0 rate 0.5 fam 67 O.A.F. 0 0 !! assorted penalties fam 68 Penguin Goodfella 0 0 !! volleyball barrrnacle and drops contracts fam 69 Jumpsuited Hound Dog 0 0 !! super fairy and increases combat rate fam 70 Green Pixie 0.75*fweight 0 rate 0.33 fam 71 Ragamuffin Imp 4 hot 0 !! unknown fam 72 Exotic Parrot 0 0 !! resists elements fam 73 Wizard Action Figure fweight+1 none,hot,cold,spooky,sleaze,stench 0 rate 0.83 fam 74 Gluttonous Green Ghost 0.75*(fweight+3) 0 rate 0.33, mp fdmg, meat -50 fam 75 Casagnova Gnome 0 0 !! leprechaun fairy fam 76 Hunchbacked Minion 0 0 !! leprechaun volleyball fam 77 Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. 0.33*(fweight+{5,7.5,10}) 0 rate 0.5, stun 0.33, att -0.33*{0.33,0.417,0.5}*fweight, att -0.33*{0.33,0.417,0.5}*fweight fam 78 Bulky Buddy Box 0 0 !! absolutely nothing fam 79 Teddy Borg 0 0 stun 0.33, !! unknown fam 80 RoboGoose 0.2*(fweight+4)/2 -{-0.2*(fweight+4.5),0.2*(2*fweight+14)-0.2*(fweight+4.5),0.2*(2*fweight+14)} rate 0.33, stun 0.2, att -0.2*(fweight+4)/3, def -0.2*(fweight+4)/3 fam 81 El Vibrato Megadrone 0 0 !! ability needs detecting / hardcoding fam 82 Mad Hatrack 0 0 fam 83 Adorable Seal Larva max(2,0.75*fweight+2) -fdmg*2 rate 0.3 fam 84 Untamed Turtle 0 0 rate min(0.9,0.015*fweight), stun, potato fam 85 Animated Macaroni Duck 0.75*(fweight+3) 0 rate 0.33, mp fdmg fam 86 Pet Cheezling 0 0 !! whelp and leprechaun if wearing equip fam 87 Autonomous Disco Ball 0.75*(0.75*fweight+2)+3.22*famgear 0 mp 3.22*famgear, def -0.25*max(1,fweight/6) fam 88 Mariachi Chihuahua ceil(fweight/6.0)*0.1*0.75*fweight+{1,1.5,2} 0 fam 89 Hobo Monkey 0 0 meat 75 fam 90 Llama Lama 0 0 rate 0.2, def -{1,ceil(fweight/8),ceil(fweight/4)} fam 91 Cotton Candy Carnie 0 0 rate min(0.9,0.015*fweight), stun, potato fam 92 Disembodied Hand 1.5*fweight+famgearpwr/7.5 0 fam 93 Black Cat 0 0 !! assorted penalties fam 94 Uniclops 0 0 !! leprechaun volleyball fam 95 Psychedelic Bear 0 0 !! leprechaun fairy fam 96 Baby Mutant Rattlesnake 0.75*fweight+{1,1.5,2} 0 rate 0.2, !! poison fam 97 Mutant Fire Ant 0.75*fweight+{1,1.5,2} hot 0 rate 0.2, !! poison fam 98 Mutant Cactus Bud 0.75*fweight+{1,1.5,2} 0 rate 0.2, !! poison fam 99 Mutant Gila Monster 1.5*fweight+{1,1.5,2} 0 rate 0.5, !! poison fam 100 Cuddlefish 0 0 rate min(0.9,fweight*(0.01125+zone(sea)/4)), stun, potato fam 101 Sugar Fruit Fairy 0 0 !! volleyball fairy but costs MP fam 102 Imitation Crab max(2,fweight/2-max(0,(fweight-(20+20*famgear)))*zone(sea))+5*famgear 0 fam 103 Pair of Ragged Claws max(2,({2,fweight/2,fweight})) 0 rate 0.5 fam 104 Magic Dragonfish 0 0 !! increases spell damage percent fam 105 Frumious Bandersnatch 0 0 !! volleyball with skill improvement fam 106 Midget Clownfish 0.75*((1+zone(sea)*0.5)*fweight+3) sleaze 0 rate 0.33, mp fdmg fam 107 Syncopated Turtle 0 0 !! fairy fam 108 Grinning Turtle 0 0 !! volleyball fam 109 Purse Rat 0 0 !! increases monster level fam 110 Wereturtle (0.2+0.1*(fweight-1)/4)*(fweight+3*M) spooky 0 rate min(1,max(0,M+2*famgear-5)) fam 111 Baby Sandworm 0 0 !! sombrero with agua drops fam 112 Slimeling 0.75*(fweight+3) 0 rate 0.5, mp fdmg, meat -50 fam 113 He-Boulder 0 0 !! leprechaun whelp fam 114 Rock Lobster 0.75*((1+zone(sea)*0.5)*fweight+3) hot 0 rate 0.33, mp fdmg fam 115 Urchin Urchin 0 0 !! underwater leprechaun fam 116 Grouper Groupie 0 0 !! underwater fairy fam 117 Squamous Gibberer 0 0 rate min(0.9,0.015*fweight), stun, potato fam 118 Dancing Frog 0 0 !! leprechaun fairy fam 119 Chauvinist Pig 0 0 !! leprechaun volleyball fam 120 Stocking Mimic 0.25*(fweight+2) -0.25*(fweight+7) rate 0.33, meat 0.25*(4.0*fweight+9), mp 0.25*(fweight+7), att -0.25*(fweight+1)/3, def -0.25*(fweight+1)/3 fam 121 Snow Angel 0.75*(fweight+3) cold 0 rate 0.33, mp fdmg fam 122 Jack-in-the-Box 0 0 rate 0.5, !! volleyball fairy fam 123 BRICKO chick fweight+{5,7.5,10} 0 rate 0.5 fam 124 Baby Bugged Bugbear 0 0 rate min(0.9,0.015*fweight/(2-famgear)), stun, potato fam 125 Money-Making Goblin 0 0 !! doubles or loses meat fam 126 Floating Eye 0 0 stun 0.5, !! always stuns when you use skills; otherwise also stuns player (monster autohits!) fam 127 Vampire Bat fweight*2 none,hot 0 !! damages you after combat fam 128 Oyster Bunny 0 0 !! drops random egg at end of combat fam 129 Egg Benedict 0 0 !! damages you for 50% HP at end of combat fam 130 Bank Piggy 0 0 !! takes 100 meat/round and returns with 5% interest at end of combat fam 131 Worm Doctor 0 -fweight*2 fam 132 Snowhitman fweight*2 none,cold 0 !! can also grant B-b-brr! or Bruised Jaw effects fam 133 Plastic Grocery Bag 0 0 !! absolutely nothing fam 134 Underworld Bonsai 0.75*(fweight+3) spooky 0 rate 0.33, mp fdmg fam 135 Rogue Program 0.33*0.75*(fweight+3) 0 mp fdmg, stun famgear*min(0.9,0.015*fweight) fam 136 Mini-Hipster 0.25*min({8*fweight,9*fweight+8,10*fweight+30},monsterhp) sleaze,hot -(0.25*0.8*fweight+1.2) rate 0.2+0.025*fweight, mp 0.25*0.8*fweight+1.2, meat 0.125*4*fweight+4.5, att -0.125*4, def -0.125*4 fam 137 Pottery Barn Owl fweight hot 0 rate 0.5, !! dmg/rate unknown fam 138 Hippo Ballerina 0.33*0.75*fweight+1 sleaze 0 rate 0.5, stun 0.33, att -0.33*max(1,{1,fweight/8,fweight/4}), def -0.33*max(1,{1,fweight/8,fweight/4}) fam 139 Knob Goblin Organ Grinder fweight perfect 0 rate 0.33, !! rate unknown fam 140 Piano Cat 0 0 !! leprechaun fairy fam 141 Dramatic Hedgehog 0 0 !! leprechaun volleyball fam 142 Smiling Rat 0 0 !! volleyball fam 143 Robot Reindeer max(1,0.25*fweight) -fdmg rate 0.2, fam 144 Holiday Log 0 0 !! absolutely nothing fam 146 Obtuse Angel 0 0 !! fairy with arrow-related features fam 147 Reconstituted Crow 0 0 !! speeds up black forest exploration fam 148 Li'l Xenomorph 0 0 !! volleyball and fairy if equipped; drops transponders fam 149 Dataspider 0.75*(fweight+3) 0 rate 0.33, mp fdmg fam 150 Pair of Stomping Boots 0.75*fweight+3 0 rate 0.33, !! fairy and free runaways fam 151 Feral Kobold (fweight*3)+{1,2,3} 0 fam 152 Fancypants Scarecrow 0 0 !! varies depending on equipped pants fam 154 Bloovian Groose 0 0 !! leprechaun volleyball that drops grease fam 155 Blavious Kloop 0 0 !! leprechaun fairy that drops folios fam 156 Peppermint Rhino 0 0 !! fairy and double fairy for candy fam 157 Tickle-Me Emilio 0.25*(fweight+2) -0.25*(fweight+10) rate 0.33, meat 0.25*(60), mp 0.25*(fweight+10), att -0.25*(fweight+1)/3, def -0.25*(fweight+1)/3 fam 158 Steam-Powered Cheerleader 0 0 !! fairy barrrnacle that sometimes gives buffs at the start of combat fam 159 Happy Medium 0 0 !! volleyball that increases initiative and siphons spirits fam 160 Artistic Goth Kid 0 0 !! volleyball that gives PvP fights and free crayon combats fam 161 Flaming Face (fweight*0.75)*(2+famgear) hot 0 rate 0.33, !! rate not spaded fam 163 Hovering Skull (fweight+1)*0.75 0 rate 0.33, !! rate not spaded fam 164 Mini-Skulldozer fweight*0.75*0.5 0 stun min(0.9,fweight*0.015), !! multiple rates fam 165 Angry Jung Man 0 0 !! leprechaun fairy that drops daily jar fam 166 Unconscious Collective 0 0 !! leprechaun volleyball that drops dream jars fam 167 Nanorhino 0.25*fweight 0 rate 1, !! barrrnacle that also attacks; damage amount and rate unspaded fam 168 Oily Woim 0 0 !! increases initiative fam 169 Homemade Robot 0 0 !! absolutely nothing fam 170 MiniMechaElf max(1,0.75*fweight-2+(famgear*2.5)) 0 !! attacks every round fam 171 Gelatinous Cubeling 0 0 !! delevels at start and increases items drops; drops dungeon helpers fam 172 Adorable Space Buddy ceil(fweight/6.0)*0.1*0.75*fweight+{1,1.5,2} spooky 0 fam 173 Nosy Nose 0 0 att -fweight*0.42*(1+zone(Dreadsylvania)*2), def -fweight*0.42*(1+zone(Dreadsylvania)*2), rate 0.5 fam 174 Mini-Adventurer 0 0 !! VARIES WILDLY fam 175 Mechanical Songbird 0 0 !! fairy with extra power in Dreadsylvania fam 176 Reanimated Reanimator max(1,pref(reanimatorArms)*0.25)*max(1,pref(reanimatorArms)/10.0) 0 stun min(1,max(0,pref(reanimatorWeirdParts)-4))*min(0.9,0.015*pref(reanimatorWeirdParts)) fam 177 Warbear Drone min(6,currentround+(famgear*2))*fweight/3.5 none,hot,cold,spooky,sleaze,stench 0 fam 178 Grimstone Golem 0 0 !! leprechaun fairy that drops daily mask fam 179 Grim Brother 0 0 !! leprechaun volleyball that drops fairy tales fam 180 Miniature Sword & Martini Guy max(1,0.22*fweight)*11 0 !! volleyball fam 181 Putty Buddy max(2,0.75*fweight+2) sleaze -fdmg*2 rate 0.3, !! sleaze mosquito fam 182 Twitching Space Critter 0.75*(fweight+3) stench 0 rate 0.2, mp fdmg fam 183 Galloping Grill 0.75*(fweight+3) hot 0 rate 0.2, mp fdmg fam 185 Helix Fossil 151 0 rate 0.05, !! barrrnacle whelp; attack rate unknown fam 186 Xiblaxian Holo-Companion 0 0 stun 0.015*fweight, !! increases initiative fam 187 Baby Z-Rex fweight*2 spooky 0 fam 191 Topiary Skunk fweight/2+10 stench 0 rate 0.5 fam 192 Golden Monkey 0 0 !! leprechaun volleyball that drops gold fam 194 Sludgepuppy 0.75*(fweight+3) stench 0 rate min(0.9,0.015*fweight), stun, potato, !! damage rate and amount unknown fam 195 Baby Mayonnaise Wasp 2.25*fweight+5 sleaze 0 rate 0.02*fweight fam 196 Puck Man 0 0 rate min(0.9,0.015*fweight), stun, potato, !! whelp and drops pixels and pills fam 197 Ms. Puck Man 0 0 rate min(0.9,0.015*fweight), stun, potato, !! whelp and drops pixels and pills fam 198 Lil' Barrel Mimic 0 0 !! volleyball that drops some junk; whelp with equip fam 199 Machine Elf 0 0 !! various helps at start and end of combat fam 200 Choctopus 0 0 !! fairy and 2x whelp fam 201 Rockin' Robin 0 0 !! volleyball fairy that drops eggs fam 203 Intergnat 0 0 !! fairy that drops BACON and adds cool modifiers fam 204 Software Bug 0 0 !! absolutely nothing fam 205 Bark Scorpion 0.5*fweight+1.5 0 rate 0.2, !! Also deals poison 50% fam 206 Trick-or-Treating Tot 0 0 !! whelp with costumes fam 207 Chocolate Lab 0 0 !! fairy with extra sprinkles drops fam 208 Bad Vibe 0 0 !! absolutely nothing fam 209 Space Jellyfish 0 0 !! barrrnacle and underwater-only volleyball fairy fam 210 Optimistic Candle 0 0 !! volleyball fairy that drops melted wax fam 212 Cute Meteor 1.75*fweight hot 0 rate 0.2, !! rate unknown; increases initiative as oily woim fam 213 XO Skeleton 0 0 !! fairy whelp that drops Xs and Os fam 214 Garbage Fire 0 0 !! fairy whelp that drops a few things fam 260 Unspeakachu 0.75*(fweight+3) 0 rate 0.33, mp fdmg, !! can extend existing effects fam 261 Stooper 0 0 !! grants +1 liver fam 262 Disgeist 0 0 !! increases -combat fam 263 Bowlet ceil(fweight/6.0)*0.1*0.75*fweight+{1,1.5,2} 0 !! fairy lime fam 264 Cornbeefadon 0 0 !! leprechaun; supposedly improves stats fam 265 Mu 1.25*fweight prismatic 0 rate 0.25+fweight*0.03, !! resists elements; rate unknown fam 266 God Lobster 0 0 !! volleyball that grants a few fights; need to account for robe fam 267 Cat Burglar 0 0 !! leprechaun fairy that can heist fam 268 Party Mouse 0 0 !! volleyball that drops booze fam 269 Yule Hound 0 0 !! whelp fam 270 Sausage Golem 0.75*(fweight+3) sleaze 0 rate 0.5, mp fdmg fam 271 Elf Operative 0 0 !! volleyball fairy that drops various items fam 272 Plastic Pirate Skull 0 0 !! barrrnacle whelp fam 273 Pet Coral 0 0 !! absolutely nothing fam 274 Pocket Professor 0 0 !! fairy and MP-only super whelp that grants lecture skills fam 276 Antique Nutcracker 0 0 !! volleyball that sometimes drops nuts fam 278 Left-Hand Man fweight+1.5 0 !! holds an offhand item or drops one if left unequipped fam 279 Melodramedary 0 0 !! volleyball and always acting whelp fam 280 Ghost of Crimbo Carols 0 0 !! fairy and occasional holiday buffs fam 281 Ghost of Crimbo Cheer 0 0 !! volleyball and makes cold damage more effective fam 282 Ghost of Crimbo Commerce 0 0 !! leprechaun and asks you to buy stuff gear 430 acid-squirting flower 4 0 retal gear 1731 spirit precipice 0 {12,18,24} oncrit gear 1910 clockwork sword 0 -{3,13.5,24} oncrit gear 1911 clockwork crossbow 0 0 att -{3,4,5}, def -{3,4,5}, oncrit gear 1971 plastic pumpkin bucket 0.35*fweight*0.75 perfect 0 gear 2029 hippy protest button 8 0 retal gear 2170 MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 0.775 0 gear 2385 bottle opener belt buckle 3.5 0 retal gear 2541 Mayflower bouquet 0 0 stun 0.065 gear 2570 ant hoe 4.4 sleaze 0 meat 5 gear 2571 ant rake 4.4 hot 0 meat 5 gear 2572 ant pitchfork 4.4 stench 0 meat 5 gear 2573 ant sickle 4.4 spooky 0 meat 5 gear 2574 ant pick 4.4 cold 0 meat 5 gear 2580 scorpion whip 1 0 gear 2844 navel ring of navel gazing 0 0 stun 0.5 gear 2946 V for Vivala mask 0.66*{2,2.5,3}*L none,hot 0 stun 0.33, oncrit gear 2983 cannonball charrrm bracelet {100,109.5,119} hot {10,14,18} retal, gear 3097 oversized fish scaler 7.5 0 !! chance for a dull fish scale vs fish in the Sea gear 3132 flamin' bindle {75,87.5,100} hot 0 oncrit gear 3133 freezin' bindle {75,87.5,100} cold 0 oncrit gear 3134 stinkin' bindle {75,87.5,100} stench 0 oncrit gear 3135 spooky bindle {75,87.5,100} spooky 0 oncrit gear 3136 sleazy bindle 85 sleaze 0 oncrit gear 3138 Hodgman's whackin' stick {150,175,200} 0 oncrit gear 3142 cup of infinite pencils 27.5 0 gear 3381 Ol' Scratch's stove door 45 hot 0 retal gear 3387 Zombo's skull ring 325 0 monster Orcish Frat Boy (Music Lover)|Orcish Frat Boy (Paddler)|Orcish Frat Boy (Pledge)|caveman frat boy|caveman frat pledge|War Hippy Spy|War Pledge|Frat Warrior drill sergeant gear 3392 Oscus's garbage can lid 45 stench 0 retal gear 3446 groovy prism necklace 12.5 hot,cold,stench,spooky,sleaze 0 retal gear 3479 balloon shield 2.5 0 retal gear 3494 fish bazooka 50*zone(sea) 0 oncrit, underwater gear 3517 eelskin hat 35*zone(sea) 0 retal, underwater gear 3518 eelskin pants 35*zone(sea) 0 retal, underwater gear 3519 eelskin shield 35*zone(sea) 0 retal, underwater gear 3550 propeller beanie 0 0 stun 0.1 gear 3591 mer-kin hookspear 0 0 meat monstermeat*((zone(sea)+1)*{0.1,0.125,0.15}+0.05), oncrit gear 3600 rusty speargun {50,55,60} 0 oncrit gear 3626 parasitic headgnawer min(L,15)*(1+min(effect(580),1)) 0 retal gear 3664 spooky putty ball {26,33,40} none,spooky 0 oncrit gear 3709 non-stick pugil stick 0 0 stun, oncrit gear 3822 fishy wand {100,150,200}*zone(sea)/3 none,hot,cold,stench,spooky,sleaze 0 meat 11.1111, stun 0.111, att -2, def -2, underwater gear 3925 spiky turtle shoulderpads {10,15,20} 0 retal gear 4135 moveable feast 0.35*{0.5*fweight,0.75*fweight,fweight} perfect 0 gear 4178 sugar shotgun 0 0 stun, oncrit gear 4180 sugar shank {15,17.5,20} 0 oncrit gear 4646 Meteoid ice beam 0 0 stun, oncrit gear 4653 ironic oversized sunglasses 9 0 retal gear 4665 hot plate {2,3,4} hot 0 retal gear 4841 bindlestocking 0 0 oncrit, item candy cane, !! actually gives multifarious items gear 4902 stapler bear 4 0 gear 5050 double-ice box {10,15,20} cold 0 gear 6079 old school calculator watch 0.9 none,hot,cold,spooky,sleaze,stench -0.15 att -0.3, def -0.3, meat 0.75 gear 6084 Mr. Haggis 4.5 sleaze 0 gear 6480 Unkillable Skeleton's shield 100 0 retal, !! damage is really 100+(10*skill mp cost modifier) gear 6517 dubious loincloth 45 sleaze 0 gear 6531 muddy skirt 45 stench 0 gear 6541 tailbone shield 90 stench 0 retal gear 6702 tiny bowler 11 0 aoe 100 gear 6706 smirking shrunken head 4.5 spooky 0 gear 7023 Hand in Glove 0.15*K 0 gear 7641 shocked shell 11 0 gear 7694 groll doll 0.66*4 none,hot,spooky,stench -0.166*4 att -0.166*4, def -0.166*4 gear 8209 filthy child leash 11 stench 0 gear 8233 Dinsey's radar dish 6 0 !! damage increases with 3*(round+1) hatrack 3 helmet turtle fweight*{0.5,0.75,1} 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 6 ravioli hat fweight*{0.5,0.75,1} 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 9 disco mask fweight*{0.5,0.75,1} 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 20 Kentucky-style derby fweight*{0.5,0.75,1} 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 33 snorkel fweight*{0.5,0.75,1} 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 34 Dolphin King's crown fweight*{2,2.5,3} 0 rate 0.66 hatrack 37 viking helmet fweight*{0.5,0.75,1} 0 rate 0.99 hatrack 62 oriole-feather headdress fweight*{2,2.5,3} 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 72 barskin hat fweight*{1,1.5,2} 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 95 basic meat helmet fweight*{0.5,0.75,1} sleaze 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 97 pimpin' meat hat fweight*{1,1.5,2} sleaze 0 rate 0.75 hatrack 150 Scalp of Gorgolok 0 -(fweight+5)*{2,2.5,3} rate 0.5, mp (fweight+5)*{2,2.5,3} hatrack 151 Elder Turtle Shell 0 -(fweight+5)*{2,2.5,3} rate 0.5, mp (fweight+5)*{2,2.5,3} hatrack 152 Colander of Em-er'il 0 -(fweight+5)*{2,2.5,3} rate 0.5, mp (fweight+5)*{2,2.5,3} hatrack 153 Ancient Saucehelm 0 -(fweight+5)*{2,2.5,3} rate 0.5, mp (fweight+5)*{2,2.5,3} hatrack 154 Disco 'Fro Pick 0 -(fweight+5)*{2,2.5,3} rate 0.5, mp (fweight+5)*{2,2.5,3} hatrack 155 El Sombrero De Lopez 0 -(fweight+5)*{2,2.5,3} rate 0.5, mp (fweight+5)*{2,2.5,3} hatrack 169 bugbear beanie fweight*{1,1.5,2} 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 293 chef's hat fweight*{5,5.5,6} 0 rate 0.25 hatrack 329 goat beard 0.5*fweight*{1,1.5,2} 0 hatrack 348 cold ninja mask fweight*{0.8,1,1.2} cold 0 rate 0.66 hatrack 355 eXtreme scarf fweight*{0.5,0.75,1} 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 389 meaty helmet turtle fweight*{1,1.25,1.5} sleaze 0 rate 0.66 hatrack 390 asbestos helmet turtle fweight*{1,1.25,1.5} hot 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 391 linoleum helmet turtle fweight*{0.5,0.75,1} 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 392 chrome helmet turtle fweight*{0.5,0.75,1} cold 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 475 leather mask fweight*{1,1.5,2} sleaze 0 rate 0.66 hatrack 490 mesh cap fweight*{0.5,0.75,1} 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 538 f3d0r4 fweight*{0.5,0.75,1} 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 541 draggin' ball hat fweight*{0.5,0.75,1} 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 566 bum cheek fweight*{1.5,2.25,3} stench 0 rate 0.66 hatrack 638 asshat fweight*{3,4.5,6} stench 0 rate 0.66 hatrack 670 lihc face fweight*{2,2.5,3} spooky 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 688 pixel hat fweight*{2,2.5,3} 0 rate 0.66 hatrack 889 balaclava {10,12.5,15}+fweight*{0.5,0.75,0.1} none,cold 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 952 spooky hockey mask 0 -(fweight+5)*{1,1.25,1.5} rate 0.5, mp (fweight+5)*{1,1.25,1.5} hatrack 1097 clockwork hat fweight*{2,2.5,3} 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 1475 pentacorn hat fweight*{0.5,0.75,1} 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 1476 goofily-plumed helmet fweight*{0.5,0.75,1} 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 1477 yellow plastic hard hat fweight*{0.5,0.75,1} 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 1478 wooden salad bowl fweight*{0.5,0.75,1} 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 1479 football helmet fweight*{0.5,0.75,1} 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 1653 jewel-eyed wizard hat {1,50,100} 0 rate 0.25 hatrack 1690 giant discarded bottlecap fweight*{0.5,0.75,1} 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 1781 enchantlers fweight*{0.5,0.75,1} 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 1784 Snow Queen Crown fweight*{1,1.5,2} cold 0 rate 0.66 hatrack 1964 opera mask fweight*{2,6,10}+10 spooky 0 rate 0.66 hatrack 2117 fire fweight*{2,6,10}+15 hot 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 2245 knobby helmet turtle fweight*{2,2.25,2.5} 0 rate 0.75 hatrack 2249 skeletortoise fweight*{2,2.5,3}+10 spooky 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 2283 seal-skull helmet fweight*{0.5,0.75,1} 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 2366 orange peel hat fweight*{0.5,0.75,1} 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 2460 yak toupee 0.5*fweight*{0.5,0.75,1} 0 hatrack 2475 clown wig 0.5*fweight*{0.5,0.75,1}+0.5*fweight*{2,2.5,3} none,cold,hot,stench,spooky,sleaze 0 hatrack 2480 demon-horned hat fweight*{0.9,1,1.1} hot 0 rate 0.99 hatrack 2621 nasty rat mask fweight*{0.5,0.75,1} sleaze 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 2624 bat hat fweight*{0.5,0.75,1} spooky 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 3050 cursed eyepatch fweight*{1,1.5,2} spooky 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 3056 metallic foil cat ears fweight*{1,1.5,2} 0 rate 0.99 hatrack 3088 biomechanical crimborg helmet fweight*{0.5,0.75,1} 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 3204 dwarvish war helmet fweight 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 3247 Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat fweight*3.5 hot 0 rate 0.99 hatrack 3251 Frosty's old silk hat fweight*{2,2.5,3} cold 0 rate 0.99 hatrack 3257 Zombo's skullcap fweight*{2,2.5,3} spooky 0 rate 0.99 hatrack 3395 Hodgman's porkpie hat fweight*{2,2.5,3} 0 rate 0.99 hatrack 3515 ganger bandana fweight*{2,2.5,3} 0 rate 0.99 hatrack 3517 eelskin hat fweight*{2,2.5,3} 0 rate 0.99 hatrack 3550 propeller beanie 0 0 rate 0.5, !! attack unknown hatrack 3568 sponge helmet fweight*{1,1.5,2} 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 3599 moist sailor's cap fweight*{2,2.5,3} stench 0 rate 0.75 hatrack 3626 parasitic headgnawer fweight*{2,2.5,3} 0 rate 0.99 hatrack 3780 nurse's hat fweight*{2,2.5,3} 0 rate 0.75 hatrack 3924 spiky turtle helmet fweight*{0.5,0.75,1} 0 rate 0.99 hatrack 3987 samurai turtle helmet fweight*{1,1.5,2} 0 hatrack 3990 ancient turtle shell helmet fweight*{1.5,2,2.5} 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 4172 floaty rock helmet 0 -fweight*{1.5,2,2.5} rate 0.5, mp fweight*{1.5,2,2.5} hatrack 4181 sugar chapeau {1,50,100} 0 rate 0.25 hatrack 4241 sleep mask fweight*0.75 0 rate 0.5, !! attack unknown hatrack 4282 crappy Mer-kin mask fweight*0.75 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 4285 Mer-kin scholar mask fweight*1.25 cold 0 rate 0.75 hatrack 4288 Mer-kin headguard fweight*1.5 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 4300 Lens of Violence fweight*1.5 0 hatrack 4308 Lens of Hatred fweight*1.5 hot 0 rate 0.33 hatrack 4349 snow hat fweight*{1,1.5,2} cold 0 rate 0.5, !! rate unknown hatrack 4388 passable elf mask fweight*{5,5.5,6} 0 rate 0.99 hatrack 4415 sealhide hood fweight*0.75 0 rate 0.5, !! attack unknown hatrack 4440 guard turtle shell fweight*{2,2.5,3} 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 4443 spaghetti cult mask 0 -(fweight+5)*{2,2.5,3} rate 0.5, mp (fweight+5)*{2,2.5,3} hatrack 4471 BRICKO hat fweight*{5,5.5,6} 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 4538 helm of the white knight fweight*{1,1.5,2} 0 rate 0.3 hatrack 4632 googly-star hat fweight*{2,3,4} 0 rate 0.99 hatrack 4637 sinister demon mask fweight*0.75 0 rate 0.5, !! attack unknown hatrack 4682 pottery hat fweight*0.75 hot 0 rate 0.5, !! attack unknown hatrack 4718 mariachi hat fweight*0.75 0 rate 0.5, !! attack unknown hatrack 4719 Hollandaise helmet fweight*0.75 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 4754 bonedanna fweight*2.5 0 rate 0.66 hatrack 4845 Uncle Hobo's stocking cap fweight*{2,2.5,3} 0 rate 0.99 hatrack 4870 paperclip turban fweight*{2,2.5,3} 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 5121 Admiral's hat fweight*0.75 0 rate 0.5, !! attack unknown hatrack 5122 leather aviator's cap fweight*4.0 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 5648 Boris's Helm fweight*3.25 0 hatrack 5650 Boris's Helm (askew) fweight*3.25 0 hatrack 5709 fireman's helmet fweight*4.5 cold 0 rate 0.99 hatrack 5726 hot daub bun fweight*0.75 hot 0 rate 0.75, !! attack unknown hatrack 5928 brainwave-controlled unicorn horn fweight*9.5 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 5984 green cloth cap fweight*2.5 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 5992 iron helmet fweight*9.0 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 6002 Helm of the Scream Emperor fweight*0.75 0 rate 0.5, !! attack unknown hatrack 6145 suspicious-looking fedora fweight*2.5 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 6164 foam commodore's hat fweight*7.5 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 6430 dreadful fedora fweight*0.75 spooky 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 6440 Covers-Your-Head fweight*1.75 0 hatrack 6447 Great Wolf's headband fweight*2.5 0 hatrack 6454 zombie mariachi hat fweight*1.75 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 6462 Mayor Ghost's toupee fweight*1.25 spooky 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 6469 Thunkula's drinking cap fweight*1.75 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 6508 cool iron helmet fweight*1.75 0 rate 0.75 hatrack 6520 wolfskull mask fweight*0.75 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 6657 pickelhaube fweight*1.75 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 6721 cold water bottle fweight*0.75 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 6928 warbear plain fedora fweight*1.75 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 6929 warbear feathered fedora fweight*1.75 0 hatrack 6930 warbear fancy fedora fweight*2.25 0 hatrack 6931 warbear plain helm fweight*1.75 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 6932 warbear spiked helm fweight*1.75 0 rate 0.75 hatrack 6933 warbear electro-spiked helm fweight*2.25 0 hatrack 6936 warbear heated ushanka fweight*1.75 0 hatrack 7021 Hairpiece On Fire fweight*1.25 hot 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 7092 warbear dress helmet fweight*2.5 cold 0 rate 0.95 hatrack 7095 sweatband fweight*2.5 sleaze 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 7159 plain paper hat fweight*1.75 cold 0 rate 0.75 hatrack 7340 moose antlers fweight*1.75 0 hatrack 7378 ghast iron Garibaldi fweight*1.75 spooky 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 7584 yabba dabba doo rag fweight*0.75 0 rate 0.5, !! attack unknown hatrack 7659 neoprene skullcap fweight*0.75 0 rate 0.5, !! attack unknown hatrack 7678 4-dimensional fez fweight*1.25 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 7722 centurion helmet fweight*0.75 0 rate 0.5, !! attack unknown hatrack 7753 Xiblaxian stealth cowl fweight*2 spooky 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 8002 toy Crimbot mega face fweight*1.5 hot 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 8074 Spelunker's fedora fweight*1.75 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 8166 creepy mask fweight*2.5 spooky 0 rate 0.5, !! rate unknown hatrack 8185 The Crown of Ed the Undying fweight*2.5 spooky 0 rate 0.25 hatrack 8221 isotophat fweight*3.5 stench 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 8458 high-temperature mining mask fweight*0.75 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 8479 biker's hat fweight*0.75 0 rate 0.5, !! attack unknown hatrack 8480 feathered headdress fweight*1.5 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 8481 electrician's hardhat fweight*1.5 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 8651 heavy crown fweight*2.5 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 8701 training helmet fweight*0.75 0 rate 0.5 hatrack 8735 norwhal helmet fweight*1.5 0 hatrack 8889 Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes fweight*0.75 0 rate 0.5, !! attack unknown hatrack 8998 very pointy crown fweight*2 0 rate 0.5 headbutt 3 helmet turtle 5 0 headbutt 151 Elder Turtle Shell 10 0 headbutt 389 meaty helmet turtle 14 0 headbutt 390 asbestos helmet turtle 15 0 headbutt 391 linoleum helmet turtle 15 0 headbutt 392 chrome helmet turtle 15 0 headbutt 1225 stainless steel skullcap 20 0 headbutt 1231 plexiglass pith helmet 25 0 headbutt 2245 knobby helmet turtle 6 0 headbutt 2249 skeletortoise 6 0 headbutt 2254 bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 12 0 headbutt 2255 furry green turtle 11 0 headbutt 3916 turtle wax helmet 10 0 headbutt 3920 turtlemail coif 16 0 headbutt 3924 spiky turtle helmet 20 0 headbutt 3987 samurai turtle helmet 6 0 headbutt 3990 ancient turtle shell helmet 9 0 item 2 seal tooth 1 0 item 8 spices 1 0 item 27 spider web 0 0 stun 0.6 item 28 really sticky spider web 0 0 stun 0.5 item 29 really really sticky spider web 0 0 stun 0.5 item 145 barbed-wire fence 0 0 att -{1,4,7}, def -{1,4,7}, stun 0.47 item 181 baseball 7 0 item 185 fat stacks of cash 0 0 custom item 208 patchouli incense stick 0 0 att -{3,4,5}, def -{3,4,5}, stun 0.5 item 231 Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 0 -4 item 232 Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 0 -{8,9,10} item 233 Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 0 -{13,14,15} item 234 Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 0 -{18,19,20} item 270 white picket fence 0 -14.5 stun item 342 Knob Goblin stink bomb 0 0 att -3, def -3, stun 0.5 item 344 Knob Goblin seltzer 0 0 mp 10 item 345 Knob Goblin superseltzer 0 0 mp 27 item 347 Dyspepsi-Cola 0 0 mp 12 item 353 frigid ninja stars 22.5 cold 0 item 357 Mountain Stream soda 0 0 mp 7.5 item 409 vial of patchouli oil 0 0 stun 0.5, att -4, def -4 item 452 disease 0 0 att -2, def -2, stun 0.5 item 464 red pixel potion 0 -{100,110,120} item 465 blue pixel potion 0 0 mp {50,65,80} item 466 green pixel potion 0 -{40,50,60} mp {30,35,40} item 469 wussiness potion 0 0 stun 0.5, att -5, def -5 item 474 cast 0 -{15,17.5,20} item 518 magical mystery juice 0 0 mp 1.5*L+{4,5,6} item 536 dictionary {30,45,60} 0 monster 1335 HaXx0r|Anime Smiley|Flaming Troll|Lamz0r N00b|me4t begZ0r|Spam Witch|XXX pr0n|Some Bad ASCII Art item 546 meat vortex 0 0 custom item 547 334 scroll 0 0 custom item 548 668 scroll 0 0 att -{1,2,3}, def -{1,2,3} item 549 30339 scroll 0 0 att -{1,2,3}, def -{1,2,3} item 550 33398 scroll 0 0 att -{1,2,3}, def -{1,2,3} item 551 64067 scroll 0 0 att -{1,2,3}, def -{1,2,3} item 559 razor-sharp can lid 2.5 0 item 563 sonar-in-a-biscuit 6 0 item 610 procrastination potion 0 0 stun 0.5 item 613 plot hole 22.5 0 att -{3,4,5}, def -{3,4,5}, stun 0.5 item 615 chaos butterfly 0 0 att {-17,0,17}, def {-17,0,17} item 624 NG 55 0 item 630 photoprotoneutron torpedo 35 0 item 663 star throwing star 62.5 0 item 744 hair spray 4 hot 0 item 747 Knob Goblin firecracker 3 0 item 779 Mob Penguin cellular phone 0 0 item 819 milky potion 0 0 item 820 swirly potion 0 0 item 821 bubbly potion 0 0 item 822 smoky potion 0 0 item 823 cloudy potion 0 0 item 824 effervescent potion 0 0 item 825 fizzy potion 0 0 item 826 dark potion 0 0 item 827 murky potion 0 0 item 829 anti-anti-antidote 0 0 custom item 866 shaving cream 0 0 att -{2,2.5,3}, def -{2,2.5,3}, stun 0.8 item 869 forest tears 0 -{5,7.5,10} !! removes beaten up out of combat item 910 dwarf bread 17.5 0 stun item 1051 red plastic oyster egg 0 -{35,37.5,40} item 1055 blue plastic oyster egg 0 0 mp 37.5 item 1059 puce plastic oyster egg 45 0 item 1063 mauve plastic oyster egg 45 0 item 1067 lavender plastic oyster egg 45 0 item 1071 black plastic oyster egg 0 0 meat {300,350,400} item 1075 off-white plastic oyster egg 0 0 att -{6,7,8}, def -{6,7,8}, stun 0.5 item 1079 yellow plastic oyster egg 0 0 !! +10% to random stat (20 turns) item 1159 mariachi G-string 12.5 0 item 1316 facsimile dictionary {30,45,60} 0 monster 1335 HaXx0r|Anime Smiley|Flaming Troll|Lamz0r N00b|me4t begZ0r|Spam Witch|XXX pr0n|Some Bad ASCII Art item 1334 Cloaca-Cola 0 0 mp 12 item 1335 Dyspepsi grenade {50,55,60} 0 att -2 item 1336 Cloaca grenade {50,55,60} 0 att -2 item 1389 yo-yo 35 0 item 1390 top 0 0 att -{6,7,8}, def -{6,7,8} item 1391 ball 0 0 custom runaway item 1392 kite 0 0 att -{10,11,12}*0.75, def -{10,11,12}*0.75, stun 0.75 item 1394 stuffed doppelshifter 0 0 custom item 1397 toy soldier 32.5 0 itemcost bottle of tequila item 1510 bag of airline peanuts 8 0 item 1657 onion shurikens 12 sleaze 0 item 1704 roofie 0 0 att -{4,4.5,5}, def -{4,4.5,5}, stun 0.5 item 1705 flaregun 0.66*{10,20,30}|0.33*{10,20,30} hot 0.33*{20,40,60} hot,none item 1777 leftovers of indeterminate origin 9 stench 0 item 1788 unrefined Mountain Stream syrup 0 0 mp {50,55,60} item 1907 8-ball 0 0 att -{1,2,3}, def -{1,2,3} item 1922 gob of wet hair 0 0 att -{2,2.5,3}, def -{2,2.5,3}, stun item 1939 grouchy restless spirit 42.5 spooky 0 item 1958 inkwell 0 0 att -{4,5.5,7}, def -{4,5.5,7}, stun 0.51 item 1959 tattered scrap of paper 0 0 custom runaway 0.5 item 1960 scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 25 none,hot,cold,spooky,sleaze,stench {5,5.5,6} item 1965 bottle of Monsieur Bubble 0 0 mp 55 item 2040 patchouli oil bomb 72.5 stench 0 item 2041 ferret bait 52.5 0 att -5, def -5 item 2042 exploding hacky-sack 87.5 hot 0 item 2043 macrame net 95 0 att -{8,9,10}, def -{8,9,10}, stun item 2065 PADL Phone 0 0 item 2067 sake bomb {45,52.5,60} 0 att -5, def -5 item 2068 tequila grenade 87.5 0 item 2091 fancy bath salts 0 0 att -{4,4.5,5}, def -{4,4.5,5} item 2092 antique hand mirror 1000000 0 monster Guy Made Of Bees item 2114 yo 17.5 0 item 2116 stick-on-a-string 6.5 0 item 2129 possessed top 0 0 att -{6,7,8}, def -{6,7,8} item 2131 tree-eating kite 22.5 0 item 2133 fancy dress ball 0 0 custom runaway item 2135 stuffed alien blob 0 0 custom item 2138 razor-tipped yo-yo 35 0 item 2139 toy mercenary 32.5 0 meat -5.0 item 2174 mossy stone sphere 0 0 item 2175 smooth stone sphere 0 0 item 2176 cracked stone sphere 0 0 item 2177 rough stone sphere 0 0 item 2237 pygmy blowgun 25 0 item 2240 bottle of alcohol 52.5 hot 0 item 2341 black pepper 0 0 att -{7,8.5,10}, def -{7,8.5,10} item 2348 water pipe bomb 65 0 item 2349 gas balloon 0 0 stun 3.5 item 2350 beer bomb 65 0 item 2351 superamplified boom box 95 0 att -{8,9,10}, def -{8,9,10}, stun item 2354 communications windchimes 0 0 item 2369 filthy poultice 0 -{80,100,120} item 2371 green smoke bomb 0 0 custom runaway 0.5 item 2374 banana peel 0 0 stun 2 item 2378 banana spritzer 0 0 mp {40,70,100} item 2396 chloroform rag 0 0 stun 3.5 item 2397 depantsing bomb 0 0 att -{15,17.5,20}, def -{15,17.5,20} item 2400 molotov cocktail cocktail 72.5 hot 0 item 2402 gauze garter 0 -{80,100,120} item 2404 jam band flyers 0 0 custom item 2405 rock band flyers 0 0 custom item 2437 New Cloaca-Cola 0 0 mp 150 item 2438 scented massage oil 0 -maxhp stun item 2439 poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 225 0 item 2440 unnatural gas 0 0 att -45, def -45 item 2453 Goodfella contract fweight*{2,3,4} perfect 0 meat -fweight*3 item 2462 odor extractor 0 0 custom attract, once, mutex olfaction item 2492 tropical orchid 0 0 att -{1,4,7}, def -{1,4,7}, stun 0.5 item 2493 stick of dynamite 17.5 0 item 2497 molybdenum magnet 0 0 custom item 2537 ancient spice 35 0 att -1, def -1 item 2538 powdered organs 0 0 notmonster Ed the Undying, att -{10,11,12}, def -{10,11,12} item 2562 half-rotten brain {60,80,100} 0 monster conjoined zmombie item 2563 rusty bonesaw {60,80,100} 0 monster giant skeelton item 2564 plus-sized phylactery 0 0 custom, endscombat item 2565 can of Ghuol-B-Gone {60,70,80} 0 monster huge ghuol item 2575 bronzed locust 0 0 att -{20,25,30}, def -{20,25,30} item 2581 handful of sand 0 0 att -{5,7.5,10}, def -{5,7.5,10} item 2582 brick of sand 70 0 stun 2 item 2606 palm-frond fan 0 -{30,35,40} mp {30,35,40}, !! restores more out of combat item 2608 palm-frond net 0 0 att -{8,10,12}, def -{8,10,12}, stun item 2613 rocky raccoon 55 0 item 2617 big boom 100 0 stun item 2619 jar of swamp gas 25 stench 0 item 2644 flaming feather 100 hot 0 item 2645 frozen feather 100 cold 0 item 2646 frightful feather 100 spooky 0 item 2647 fetid feather 100 stench 0 item 2648 flirtatious feather 100 sleaze 0 item 2673 Bohemian rhapsody min(60,4*L) 0 item 2678 spectre scepter {7,8.5,10}*0.5 hot,none -{4,4.5,5}*0.25 att -{1,2,3}*0.25, def -{1,2,3}*0.25, stun 0.25 item 2687 stone frisbee 0.9*{80,90,100} 0.1*{40,45,50} item 2696 ovoid leather thing 0.9*{80,90,100} 0.1*{40,45,50} item 2704 shrinking powder monsterhp*0.425 0 item 2714 floorboard cruft 110 stench 0 stun 2 item 2715 sausage bomb 110 sleaze 0 att -{15,17.5,20}, def -{15,17.5,20}, stun 2 item 2765 Harold's bell 0 0 custom banish 20, endscombat item 2848 Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 11 0 once item 2858 bottled swamp gas {15,17.5,20} stench 0 att -2, def -2 item 2944 The Jickinator monsterhp 0 endscombat item 2947 The Big Book of Pirate Insults 0 0 custom insult, once, att 0.3*buffedmox item 2956 cocktail napkin 30 hot 0 item 2966 Tom's of the Spanish Main toothpaste 0 0 att -{6,7,8}, def -{6,7,8} item 2992 clingfilm tangle 0 0 stun 2.5 item 3020 handful of sawdust 0 0 att -{4,7,10}, def -{4,7,10} item 3039 cursed cannonball buffedmus/2+1 spooky 0 item 3040 cursed voodoo skull buffedmys hot,spooky 0 item 3041 cursed dirty joke scroll buffedmox sleaze,spooky 0 item 3063 gyroscope 0 0 stun item 3065 buckyball 0 0 custom runaway item 3068 toy deathbot max(5,floor(0.1*maxhp))+25 max(5,floor(0.1*maxhp)) item 3082 monomolecular yo-yo 40 0 item 3083 stuffed gray blob 0 0 custom item 3086 mylar scout drone 0 0 att -{10,11,12}*0.7, def -{10,11,12}*0.7, stun 0.7 item 3098 killing feather 110 0 item 3099 golden ring 0 0 att -{20,25,30}, def -{20,25,30} item 3100 robotronic egg 14.2 11.7 stun 0.20, item 3101 rogue swarmer floor(50+10*itemamount^0.7) 0 item 3102 sawblade fragment 125 0 item 3103 unstable laser battery 225 hot 0 item 3109 Miniborg stomper 17.5 0 item 3110 Miniborg strangler 0 0 att -{3,4,5}, def -{3,4,5} item 3111 Miniborg laser 17.5 hot 0 item 3112 Miniborg beeper {20,22.5,25} {15,17.5,20} item 3113 Miniborg hiveminder 0 0 att -9 item 3114 Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot {20,25,30} none,hot 0 att -{3,4,5}, def -{3,4,5} item 3118 divine noisemaker buffedmus 0 item 3119 divine can of silly string buffedmys 0 item 3120 divine blowout buffedmox 0 item 3121 divine champagne popper 0 0 custom banish 5, endscombat item 3122 divine cracker 0 0 att -{10,12.5,15}, def -{10,12.5,15} item 3146 EV punchcard (115 holes) - ATTACK 0 0 stun loc(vibrato) item 3147 EV punchcard (97 holes) - REPAIR 0 0 stun loc(vibrato) item 3148 EV punchcard (129 holes) - BUFF 0 0 stun loc(vibrato) item 3149 EV punchcard (213 holes) - MODIFY 0 0 stun loc(vibrato) item 3150 EV punchcard (165 holes) - BUILD 0 0 stun loc(vibrato) item 3151 EV punchcard (142 holes) - TARGET 0 0 stun loc(vibrato) item 3152 EV punchcard (216 holes) - SELF 0 0 stun loc(vibrato) item 3153 EV punchcard (88 holes) - FLOOR 0 0 stun loc(vibrato) item 3154 EV punchcard (182 holes) - DRONE 0 0 stun loc(vibrato) item 3155 EV punchcard (176 holes) - WALL 0 0 stun loc(vibrato) item 3156 EV punchcard (104 holes) - SPHERE 0 0 stun loc(vibrato) item 3158 sparking El Vibrato drone 275 0 item 3195 naughty paper shuriken 17 sleaze 0 !! stuns pants-dropping monsters item 3339 sharpened hubcap 450 0 item 3340 very large caltrop 175 0 stun 5.5 item 3341 The Six-Pack of Pain buffedmus 0 att -110, def -110 item 3349 dinged-up triangle 0 0 custom, !! summons a hobo underling item 3388 Zombo's empty eye {150,175,200} spooky 0 att -{30,40,50}, def -{30,40,50}, once item 3391 Frosty's iceball 250 cold 0 custom item 3403 lewd playing card 250 none,sleaze 0 item 3448 rainbow bomb 150 none,prismatic 0 item 3462 terrible poem 5.5 0 item 3467 bargain flash powder 0 0 custom runaway 0 item 3480 black spot 35 0 !! damage is ongoing item 3594 Mer-kin killscroll 1750 0 phylum mer-kin item 3597 imitation crab meat 200 0 underwater item 3608 live nautical mine zone(sea)*422 494-zone(sea)*389 item 3643 pufferfish spine 0 0 item 3665 Spooky putty sheet 0 0 custom copy item 3679 ink bladder 0 0 underwater, custom runaway 0.8 item 3696 anemone nematocyst 0 0 stun 1.5+zone(sea)*2 item 3697 high-pressure seltzer bottle 0 0 mp 175 item 3726 possessed tomato 7 spooky 0 !! damage is ongoing item 3729 hand grenegg 7 stench 0 !! damage is ongoing item 3730 caret 0 0 custom, !! next attack is guaranteed crit item 3734 Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 7 hot 0 !! damage is ongoing item 3740 handful of bees 90 0 !! damage is ongoing item 3741 spectral jelly 0 0 custom, !! become immune to damage for 3 rounds item 3744 software glitch 0 0 custom, !! turns opponent into bugged bugbear; grants 1 Adventure on first use item 3754 love song of vague ambiguity buffedmus -min(100,ceil(5*sqrt(max(0,min(buffedmus,monsterhp))))) item 3755 love song of smoldering passion buffedmys hot 0 mp min(50,ceil(5*sqrt(max(0,min(buffedmys,monsterhp))))) item 3756 love song of icy revenge buffedmox cold 0 item 3757 love song of sugary cuteness buffedmus stench 0 item 3758 love song of disturbing obsession buffedmys spooky 0 item 3759 love song of naughty innuendo buffedmox sleaze 0 item 3775 Mer-kin pinkslip 0 0 phylum mer-kin, custom runaway item 3809 Mer-kin healscroll 0 -(300+zone(sea)*(maxhp-myhp)) item 3827 golden plastic oyster egg 0 0 custom runaway 0.3 item 3898 bottle of Gu-Gone {10,15,20}*loc(convention hall lobby) 0 item 3923 hedgeturtle 45 0 !! causes bleeding item 3977 painted turtle 75 prismatic 0 item 3980 blue shell min(max(monsterhp-myhp,0),1)*25 min(max(myhp-monsterhp,0),1)*25 !! 2 each white/blue pixels if it attacks you item 3985 soup turtle 7.5 hot 0 item 3986 samurai turtle 7.5 0 !! throws any ninja/throwing stars in your inventory for much more damage item 4011 memory of a CA base pair 0 0 def -buffedmus, !! actually gives +100% muscle item 4012 memory of a CG base pair 0 0 !! +100% myst item 4013 memory of a CT base pair 0 0 att -buffedmox, !! actually gives +100% moxie item 4014 memory of an AG base pair 0 0 !! +200% init item 4015 memory of an AT base pair 0 0 att 30, def 30 item 4016 memory of a GT base pair 0 0 !! +200 DA item 4045 wumpus-hair bolo 0 0 custom runaway 0.5 item 4046 wumpus-hair net 0 0 att -11, def -11, stun item 4084 pool of liquid metal 3.75 -6.25 mp 5, stun 0.25 item 4087 facehugging alien 200 0 !! damage is delayed by a few rounds item 4116 rickety old unicycle 7478 0 item 4117 crusty hula hoop 3967 0 item 4118 Coily {3000,5500,8000} 0 custom, !! this damage is delayed 1-3 rounds item 4119 old-school flying disc 3000 0 item 4120 lawn dart 3000 0 !! dmg occurs 1-3 turns later item 4121 red wagon 3776 0 item 4137 slime stack monsterhp*0.15 0 att -monsterattack*0.1, def -monsterdefense*0.1 item 4169 4-d camera 0 0 custom copy item 4196 sea cowbell 0 0 custom, stun, att -75, def -75 item 4198 sea lasso 0 0 custom, once item 4208 skate skates {150,225,300} 0 stun item 4210 roller skate decoy 0 0 custom item 4212 underwater slingshot 100 0 underwater item 4214 spangly unitard 175 0 att -15, def -15 item 4216 groupie lipstick 200 sleaze 0 item 4231 ice skate decoy 0 0 custom item 4236 can of sterno 17.5 hot 0 !! ongoing 10-20 hot item 4251 fish-oil smoke bomb 0 0 custom runaway item 4256 spooky sap 0 0 att -25, def -25 item 4257 petrified wood 110 none,spooky 0 item 4280 Mer-kin sawdust 475 0 stun, underwater item 4330 candy kneecapping stick 15+10*min(1,effect(17)) 0 item 4331 licorice garrote 0 0 att -(10+sqrt(effect(17))), def -(10+sqrt(effect(17))) item 4423 sealhide snare 0 0 stun {2,2.5,3} item 4454 grass clippings 0 0 att -{3,4,5}, def -{3,4,5}, !! defeats Landscaper item 4491 black BRICKO brick 0 0 stun 2, !! stuns much longer vs BRICKOs item 4492 green BRICKO brick 4 0 !! poisons BRICKOs for 10% of their remaining hp item 4493 broken BRICKO brick {50,75,100} 0 !! this dmg is ongoing and x10 vs BRICKOs item 4494 BRICKO reactor 50000 0 item 4521 croquet hedgehog 0 0 att -{5,7.5,10}, def -{5,7.5,10} item 4582 fat bottom quark {25,32.5,40} stench 0 item 4583 big glob of skin 0 -0.5*(maxhp-myhp) item 4586 boulder {20,25,30} 0 item 4587 tiny goth giant 0 0 item 4594 pixel cross 90 0 !! damage happens again the following round item 4595 pixel holy water {50,55,60} 0 !! damage is ongoing item 4598 pixel stopwatch 0 0 stun 5 item 4601 plastic cup of beer {30,35,40}*(1-loc(kegger)) sleaze 0 !! special results against Kegger monsters item 4603 bronze handcuffs 0 0 custom, !! handcuffs you to the monster - both your attacks never miss item 4618 plastic cup of flat beer {30,35,40} sleaze 0 !! +15 items at end of combat item 4627 finger cuffs 0 0 stun {2,2.5,3} item 4628 little parachute guy 0 -15 custom, mp 15, !! restores 10-20 HP/MP at end of combat item 4698 imp air {35,37.5,40} hot 0 item 4699 bus pass 47.5 0 item 4736 tangle of rat tails 60 sleaze|110 stench 0 custom item 4766 pumpkin bomb 0 0 custom yellow, endscombat item 4864 portable photocopier 0 0 custom item 4867 paperclip sproinger 12.5 0 stun 2 item 4872 glob of Blank-Out 0 0 custom runaway item 4948 GOTO 0 0 custom runaway 0.3, stun item 5048 shard of double-ice max(buffedmus,max(buffedmox,buffedmys)) cold 0 once, !! aligns monster to cold item 5059 Skullhead's Screw 15 sleaze 0 custom, !! utters profanity? item 5073 Russian Ice 0 0 att -{14,14.5,15}, def -{13,14,15} item 5105 paint bomb {25,37.5,50} prismatic 0 !! this is ongoing item 5120 Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery 0 0 custom insult, once, att 0.3*buffedmox item 5225 The Bomb monsterhp 0 !! insta-kills non-bosses; deals 450 to bosses item 5229 unbearable light 0 0 custom yellow, endscombat item 5230 oversized snowflake 0 0 stun 3 item 5231 crystal skull 0 0 custom banish 20, endscombat item 5233 box of hammers 450 0 !! insta-kills objects item 5268 holy bomb, batman 450 0 !! insta-kills undead item 5269 bobcat grenade 450 0 !! insta-kills beasts item 5270 chocolate frosted sugar bomb {200,250,300} 0 att -20, def -20, !! range unspaded item 5271 broken glass grenade {100,150,200} 0 att -50, def -50, !! range unspaded item 5272 noxious gas grenade {200,250,300} stench|150 none 0 !! also does ongoing poison damage starting same round item 5273 skull with a fuse in it 450 0 item 5274 boozebomb 450 0 !! insta-kills orcs item 5280 4:20 bomb 450 0 !! insta-kills hippies item 5285 d4 0 0 att -monsterattack*0.25, def -monsterdefense*0.25 item 5286 d6 {1,73.5,216} cold 0 stun 3.5 item 5287 d8 ceil(L/3.0)*{1,4.5,8}*5 prismatic 0 item 5288 d10 0 0 att -17.5, def -17.5 item 5289 d12 L*{1,6.5,12} cold,hot,spooky,sleaze,stench 0 item 5290 d20 L*{1,10.5,20} hot 0 item 5308 ghost trap 0 0 custom, endscombat item 5309 chainsaw chain 70 0 stun, att -20, def -24 item 5327 ghost protocol 0 0 custom, !! makes you Spectral for 3 rounds item 5346 death blossom 112.5 prismatic 0 item 5370 miniature boiler 30 0 aoe 10, !! deals 200-400 damage to group monsters item 5398 peppermint crook 0 0 custom, !! pickpocket an item item 5401 peppermint parasol 0 0 custom runaway item 5413 candycaine powder 4 0 !! poison 1.5x multiplier item 5431 cinnamon troll doll {3,4,5} hot 0 once, !! ongoing damage item 5432 grape troll doll {3,4,5} sleaze 0 once, !! ongoing damage item 5433 blue raspberry troll doll {3,4,5} cold 0 once, !! ongoing damage item 5445 clumsiness bark 15 0 stun, !! 1000 damage against bat in spats or fist-drawn Thorax item 5446 jar full of wind 0 0 custom, stun, att -9, def -9 item 5447 dangerous jerkcicle 30 cold 0 !! deals crazy damage to snitch item 5515 pog #01 (spider) 5 0 custom, !! ongoing damage item 5516 pog #02 (Knob goblin) 5 0 custom, !! ongoing damage item 5517 pog #03 (warwelf) 5 0 custom, !! ongoing damage item 5518 pog #04 (skleleton) 5 spooky 0 att -1, def -1, custom, !! ongoing attack or delevel item 5519 pog #05 (ninja snowman) 15 cold 0 custom, !! ongoing damage item 5520 pog #06 (filthy hippy) 16.5 stench 0 custom, !! ongoing damage item 5521 pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 9.5 sleaze 0 custom, !! ongoing damage item 5522 pog #08 (hellion) 14 hot 0 custom, !! ongoing damage item 5523 pog #09 (pirate) 0 0 att -5, def -5, custom, !! ongoing delevel item 5524 pog #10 (hobo) 24 0 custom, !! ongoing damage item 5525 pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) 25 prismatic 0 custom, !! ongoing damage item 5528 whimpering willow bark 0 -min(0.25*maxhp,0.5*(maxhp-myhp)) item 5531 cup of hickory chicory 0 0 mp {30,40,50} item 5532 magnolia blossom 0 -22.5 mp 22.5 item 5536 Winifred's whistle 0 0 custom banish 5, endscombat item 5538 half-empty carton of milk {50,75,100} stench 0 item 5542 pink-belly slapper 0 -{8,12,16} stun, att -{9,9.5,10}, def -{8,8.5,9} item 5557 Rain-doh orange agent {10,30,50}+20 0 meat -{10,30,50} item 5560 Rain-doh blue balls {10,15,20} cold 0 once, stun 3 item 5561 Rain-doh indigo cup 0 -0.2*maxhp once, stun item 5563 Rain-doh black box 0 0 custom copy item 5642 ancient poisoned dart 8 0 !! poison 0.5 multiplier item 5676 pool torpedo {250,300,350} 0 underwater, !! sometimes not consumed when single-used item 5678 soggy used band-aid 0 -maxhp stun 3 item 5686 quantum nanopolymer spider web 0 0 stun, att -{18,18.5,19} item 5689 drone self-destruct chip 57.5 hot 0 item 5691 pacification grenade 0 0 att -{18,19,20}, def -{18,19,20} item 5700 The Lost Comb 0 0 stun 3, once item 5703 crayon shavings 0 0 att -0.3*monsterattack, def -0.3*monsterdefense, !! copies bugbears rather than delevels them item 5719 smoking grass {250,275,300} hot 0 att -50, def -50 item 5729 ballpark hot daub {450,475,500} hot 0 stun, att -75, def -75 item 5750 CSA obedience grenade 0 0 stun 3, att -monsterattack*0.05, def -monsterdefense*0.05 item 5907 pixel energy tank 0 -1000 mp 1000, !! restore item 5980 cartoon heart 0 -50 !! also gives Healthy Red Glow (10 turns) item 5981 gold star 0 0 mp 25, !! also gives Healthy Blue Glow (10 turns) item 5983 vial of holy water 50 hot 0 item 5988 red potion 0 -100 item 5989 blue potion 0 0 mp 25 item 5991 round blue bomb {90,100,110} hot 0 item 5996 extra-strength red potion 0 -200 item 5997 fancy blue potion 0 0 mp 100, !! also gives Healthy Blue Glow (40 turns) item 5999 fireball 200 hot 0 item 6026 Duskwalker syringe 32.5 spooky 0 item 6027 Space Tours Tripple 0 0 att -5.5, def -5.5, !! removes Beaten Up when used out of combat item 6028 Battle Light Saver 40 0 stun item 6029 T.U.R.D.S. Key 0 0 custom runaway 0.1 item 6043 oily boid 0 0 stun, att -{5,6.5,8}, def -{5,6.5,8} item 6097 classy monkey 0 0 custom banish 20, endscombat item 6103 Artist's Whisk of Misery 15 0 item 6104 Artist's Butterknife of Regret 15 0 item 6105 Artist's Spatula of Despair 15 0 item 6106 Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 15 0 item 6107 Artist's Creme Brulee Torch of Fury 15 0 item 6118 strange goggles 0 0 custom, !! for defeating The Server item 6119 brass abacus 0 0 stun 4 item 6135 tube of herbal ointment 0 -{14,15,16} item 6136 pencil kunai 25 0 item 6138 great big capacitor 30 0 stun item 6140 Chinese curse words 0 0 stun 3 item 6238 The Jick-o-loser 0 myhp endscombat item 6278 Ye Olde Medieval Insult 0 0 att -{15,17.5,20}, def -{15,17.5,20}, stun item 6282 chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli {30,35,40}|{40,45,50} prismatic 0 item 6284 brass gear 25 0 !! ongoing 18 damage item 6344 Mer-kin mouthsoap 0 0 att -280, def -280 item 6361 pulled yellow taffy 0 0 underwater, custom yellow, endscombat item 6362 pulled indigo taffy 0 0 underwater, custom banish 40, endscombat item 6363 pulled green taffy 0 0 underwater, once, custom copy item 6364 pulled blue taffy 0 0 underwater, once, !! guarantees next critical and improves critchance for the rest of the fight item 6365 pulled orange taffy {150,200,250} 0 underwater, once, !! damage is ongoing! item 6366 pulled violet taffy 0 -300 underwater, once, mp 150, stun 0.5, !! stun is ongoing; restoration happens at end of combat! item 6367 pulled red taffy 0 0 underwater, once, custom, item mer-kin lunchbox item 6370 twisted piece of wire 0 0 stun 2 item 6374 angry inch 0 0 att -15, att -13 item 6379 chlorine crystal 30 stench 0 item 6382 nugget of sodium 30 hot,stench 0 item 6384 jigsaw blade 15 0 stun, !! ongoing bleed damage item 6385 wood screw 25 0 stun item 6387 blob of wood glue 0 0 att -monsterattack*0.1, def -monsterdefense*0.1, stun item 6414 clutch of dodecapede eggs 22.5 0 att -12, def -10, !! damage is poison with 0.5 multiplier item 6418 pencil stub 11|15 hot,cold,spooky,sleaze,stench -11 mp 7, att -7, def -7, !! 1 random result of 5 item 6452 Great Wolf's lice 0 0 once, phylum beast, stun, att -0.3*monsterattack, def -0.3*monsterdefense item 6459 HOA citation pad 0 0 once, att -25, def -25, stun item 6467 Mayor Ghost's scissors 0 0 once, phylum undead, stun, att -0.3*monsterattack, def -0.3*monsterdefense item 6472 Drunkula's bell 0.18*buffedmys cold 0.2*maxhp cold once, aoe 10 item 6502 Dreadsylvanian seed pod 0 -(maxhp-myhp) item 6574 hot clusterbomb max(buffedmus,max(buffedmys,buffedmox)) hot 0 aoe 3 item 6575 cold clusterbomb max(buffedmus,max(buffedmys,buffedmox)) cold 0 aoe 3 item 6576 spooky clusterbomb max(buffedmus,max(buffedmys,buffedmox)) spooky 0 aoe 3 item 6577 stench clusterbomb max(buffedmus,max(buffedmys,buffedmox)) stench 0 aoe 3 item 6578 sleaze clusterbomb max(buffedmus,max(buffedmys,buffedmox)) sleaze 0 aoe 3 item 6653 surgical tape 0 -25 att -8, def -7 item 6656 illegal firecracker 35 none,hot 0 item 6664 world's most dangerous birdhouse monsterhp*2 0 endscombat, !! insta-kill even vs. tower monsters item 6666 giant eraser 0 0 custom runaway, !! free runaway item 6670 sticky clay homunculus 0 0 custom copy, endscombat item 6673 yellowcake bomb 0 0 custom yellow, endscombat item 6674 dirty stinkbomb 0 0 custom banish, endscombat, !! banishes a monster for the day item 6683 book of matches 50 hot 0 !! unlocks Hidden Tavern out of combat item 6696 bowling ball 0 0 stun, att -7, def -11, !! also useful in Hidden City item 6708 crude voodoo doll 0 0 att -max(min(10+monsterattack-buffedmox,100),10), def -max(min(10+monsterdefense-buffedmus,100),10) item 6711 short writ of habeas corpus 0 0 custom runaway, phylum dude item 6713 adder 35 0 !! ongoing 50% poison damage item 6714 short calculator 0 0 !! Special results vs pygmies item 6717 tongue depressor 0 0 stun item 6736 Junk-Bond 0 0 att -9.5, def -9.5, stun item 6738 jagged scrap metal 25 0 !! damage is ongoing item 6740 molten scrap metal 25 hot 0 !! damage is ongoing item 6774 tin snips 9 0 !! ongoing damage stacks with itself item 6832 Way More Tears pepper spray 13.5 hot 0 att -9, def -9, !! item consumed on 9th use item 6847 killing jar 0 0 stun, custom, att -9, def -9 item 6853 carton of rotten eggs 13.5 stench 0 att -9, def -9, !! item consumed on 9th use item 6864 dinner roll buffedmus 0 item 6865 cold mashed potatoes buffedmys cold 0 item 6866 whole turkey leg buffedmox sleaze 0 item 6871 old-school beer pull tab 25 0 !! damage is ongoing item 7013 Golden Light 0 0 custom yellow, endscombat item 7014 Louder Than Bomb 0 0 custom banish 20, endscombat item 7015 Handsome Devil monsterhp*2 0 endscombat, !! insta-kill item 7079 unfinished ice sculpture 0 0 custom copy, endscombat item 7081 ice house 0 0 custom banish, endscombat item 7099 pint of sweat 70 stench,sleaze 0 !! ongoing damage item 7173 crappy camera 0 0 custom copy, endscombat, !! 50% chance of failure item 7175 small golem min(5000,monsterhp*0.1) 0 custom, once, !! ongoing 10% of max monster HP damage item 7193 throwing spoon 55 0 att -14, def -14 item 7194 throwing fork 75 0 item 7196 shuriken salad 90 cold,stench,none 0 item 7199 blowdart 25 0 !! ongoing poison damage item 7208 fire of unknown origin 80 hot,spooky 0 item 7220 cigarette lighter 55 0 !! instakills zeppelin protesters item 7242 big red button 2500 0 item 7243 red button itemamount*4 0 !! consumes 10-20% of your buttons item 7246 glark cable monsterhp*6 0 endscombat, custom, monster man with the red buttons|red butler|Red Herring|red skeleton|Red Snapper|Red Fox, !! free instakill that advances the Zeppelin item 7256 smoke grenade 0 0 custom banish 20, endscombat item 7260 firebomb {40,45,50} hot 0 item 7266 disposable instant camera 0 0 custom, att -9, def -9, !! delevels 25-30 vs undead item 7333 droopy doll eye 70 spooky 0 item 7337 spooky alphabet block 10 spooky 2 stun 0.5, att -2, def -2, !! damage and healing unspaded item 7339 spooky music box mechanism 110 spooky 0 !! banishes till rollover in Spookyraven item 7345 ornate picture frame 0 0 stun, att -12.5, def -12.5 item 7353 chunk of hot iron 60 hot 0 item 7360 plaid bandage 0 -135 item 7364 fabric softener 0 0 att -27.5, def -27.5 item 7371 crazy hobo notebook 7 spooky 0 once, !! damage is ongoing every round for every fight in this zone until rollover item 7383 DNA extraction syringe 0 0 stun, once, custom item 7513 opium grenade 0 0 stun 2.5, !! extra effective vs hippies item 7518 wand of pigification 0 0 custom runaway, !! turns monster into a pig item 7542 space invader 350 0 custom, !! insta-kills non bosses item 7560 turtle-shaped rock 47.5 0 item 7642 ingot turtle 100 hot 0 once, !! aligns monster to hot item 7661 dumb mud 500 0 att -50, def -50, custom item 7679 throwing candy 37.5 0 att -15, def -14.5 item 7761 holo-tank 5000 0 item 7762 holo-bomber 5000 0 item 7763 holo-platoon 5000 0 item 7788 ice-cold Cloaca Zero 150 cold 0 mp 2000 item 7815 handful of napalm 125 hot 50 hot !! ongoing fire damage (unspaded) to both you and the monster item 7831 military-grade fingernail clippers 0 0 custom item 7839 special clip: tracers 3*buffedmox hot 0 item 7840 special clip: wailers 3*buffedmox spooky 0 item 7841 special clip: squelchers 3*buffedmox sleaze 0 item 7842 special clip: splatterers 6*buffedmox spooky,sleaze 0 item 7843 special clip: boneburners 6*buffedmox hot,spooky 0 item 7844 special clip: graveburpers 6*buffedmox stench,spooky 0 item 7943 nastygeist 17 sleaze 0 !! damage is ongoing item 7945 portable table 0 0 stun 4.5 item 7952 spooky lasso buffedmox spooky 0 stun 1 item 7954 rattler rattle 0 0 att -0.25*monsterattack, def -0.25*monsterdefense, !! delevels beasts by 75%! item 7969 beehive 27 0 stun 1, once item 7970 electric boning knife 9 0 once, !! damage is ongoing item 7975 linen bandages 0 -30 item 7976 cotton bandages 0 -60 item 7977 silk bandages 0 -120 item 7978 holy spring water 0 0 mp 22.5, !! restores more out of combat item 7979 spirit beer 0 0 mp 45, !! restores more out of combat item 7980 sacramental wine 0 0 mp 90, !! restores more out of combat item 8033 alpine watercolor set 0 0 custom, stun 1 item 8072 janitor sponge 25 stench 0 stun item 8136 talisman of Renenutet 0 0 custom, !! gives +300% items for this fight item 8147 time shuriken 7.5 0 item 8210 bag of gross foreign snacks 17.5 stench 0 custom, !! damage is ongoing all day in this zone item 8228 grody jug buffedmys stench 0 once, !! aligns monster to stench item 8243 complimentary Dinsey refreshments 0 0 custom item 8268 tomayohawk-style reflex hammer 5 sleaze 0 stun, once item 8269 mayo lance 0 0 custom yellow, endscombat item 8280 Golden Kokomo Resort Chip 0 0 custom item 8282 Kokomo Resort Order Pad 30 hot 0 item 8300 power pill monsterhp*6 0 custom, endscombat, !! insta-kill; requires Puck familiar item 8425 New Age healing crystal 0 -500 stun 0.8, !! stagger rate unspaded item 8427 fizzing spore pod 30 0 item 8428 paisley spore pod 0 0 stun 2.5 item 8429 veiny spore pod 0 0 def -buffedmus*2 item 8430 hard spore pod 0 0 0 item 8431 glowing spore pod 0 0 !! buffs myst +200% item 8432 hot spore pod 0 0 !! +100 Hot Spell Damage item 8433 cool spore pod 0 0 att -buffedmox*2 item 8434 jingling spore pod 0 0 !! +100 ranged damage item 8455 glowing New Age crystal 0 0 mp 500, stun 0.8, !! stagger rate unspaded item 8489 New Age hurting crystal 500 0 item 8522 superduperheated metal monsterhp*6 0 custom, endscombat, !! insta-kill item 8650 tennis ball 0 0 custom banish 30, endscombat item 8652 ear poison 90 0 stun, !! damage is ongoing 50% poison item 8694 ice hotel bell 275 cold 0 item 8708 abstraction: action 0 0 once, monster Thinker of Thoughts, item abstraction: joy item 8709 abstraction: thought 0 0 once, monster Perceiver of Sensations, item abstraction: certainty item 8710 abstraction: sensation 0 0 once, monster Performer of Actions, item abstraction: motion item 8772 overloaded micro-reactor 300 0 item 8777 bundle of "fragrant" herbs 0 0 custom, !! 10-daily free banish during Crimbo 2015 item 8778 nuclear stockpile 0 0 custom, !! 10-daily insta-kill during Crimbo 2015 item 8788 nasty-smelling moss 0 -25 once, stun item 8789 little red book 0 0 once, stun, att -0.05*monsterattack, def -0.05*monsterdefense item 8829 replica bat-oomerang 0 0 custom, !! instakill 3/day item 8888 Pecos Dave's sixgun 50 0 stun, once, mutex sixgun item 8892 El Vibrato restraints 0 0 custom, once, !! 3 round stun; only if a monster has the 'arm' part item 8896 cow poker 50 0 once, !! grants demonic cow's blood vs. cows item 8898 realistic cap gun monsterhp*0.1 0 item 8913 western-style skinning knife 0 0 once item 8914 reliable sixgun 20 0 once, mutex sixgun item 8931 rinky-dink sixgun 15 0 once, mutex sixgun item 8932 makeshift sixgun 25 0 once, mutex sixgun item 8933 custom sixgun 35 0 once, mutex sixgun item 8934 baconstone-handled sixgun 35 -25 once, mutex sixgun item 8935 porquoise-handled sixgun 35 0 mp 25, once, mutex sixgun item 8936 hamethyst-handled sixgun 35 -12.5 mp 12.5, once, mutex sixgun item 8970 toy sixgun 5 0 once, mutex sixgun item 9017 viral video 0 0 custom yellow, once, endscombat item 9022 print screen button 0 0 custom copy item 9024 daily dungeon malware 0 0 monster apathetic lizardman|dairy ooze|dodecapede|giant giant moth|mayonnaise wasp|pencil golem|sabre-toothed lime|tonic water elemental|vampire clam, item fat loot token item 9104 Time-Spinner 0 0 att -0.05*monsterattack, def -0.05*monsterdefense, stun, once item 9118 Riker's search history 950 sleaze 0 item 9125 droppable microphone 1000 0 custom, endscombat, !! chance of instakill or otherwise lotsa damage item 9131 extremely confusing manual 0 0 stun item 9164 stuffing fluffer 60 0 !! used out of combat kills ~30 battlefield enemies on each side item 9188 bomb of unknown origin 160 hot,spooky 0 custom item 9217 gingerbread restraining order 0 0 custom banish, endscombat, once item 9237 gingerbread cigarette 0 0 monster gingerbread convict|gingerbread lawyer|Judge Fudge, once, custom runaway, !! free runaway item 9323 LOV enamorang 0 0 once, custom, !! creates a single wandering copy of this monster item 9452 murderbot live wire 19 hot 0 once, !! damage is ongoing every round for every fight in this zone until rollover item 9479 Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting 0 0 custom, !! rolls items drops twice a la Duplicate item 9480 Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose monsterhp*6 0 once, endscombat, !! insta-kill item 9481 Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested 0 0 custom attract, once item 9483 Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master 0 0 custom banish, once, endscombat item 9484 Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week 0 0 custom, meat min(11111,max(111,14*(monsterhp+monsterattack+monsterdefense))) item 9485 Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in Your Heart 0 0 custom, once, att -22.5, def -22.5, !! adds 3 PvP fights item 9497 exploding cigar monsterhp*6 0 once, endscombat, !! insta-kill item 9554 pair of scissors monsterhp*0.1 0 !! doesn't work vs bosses item 9568 little piece of steel 0.66*buffedmus none,hot 0 !! breaks after 5 uses item 9577 mafia filofax 0 0 custom, !! increases chance of next noncombat item 9683 burning newspaper 130 hot 0 stun, !! hot damage decreases on multiple uses per fight item 9815 sitrep berry 0 -maxhp*0.75 !! 20 turns of Berry Experiential item 9947 gas can 0.5*monsterhp hot 0 !! half of the damage happens at the end of the round item 9952 electronics kit 0 0 att -0.5*monsterattack, def -0.45*monsterdefense, mp 35 item 9963 very small red dress 0 0 att 2*monsterattack, def 2*monsterdefense, stats 17|17|17 item 9968 jam band bootleg 0 0 att -0.5*monsterattack, def -0.5*monsterdefense item 10031 Braindeer 0 0 custom item 10034 thick walrus blubber 0 0 att -19, def -18 item 10036 tiny bomb 30 0 item 10152 sew-on bandage 0 -300 item 10153 really nice net 0 0 stun 3, att -10, def -10, !! stun and delevel unspaded item 10156 gingernade 225 0 item 10159 tryptophan dart 0 0 once, endscombat, custom banish item 10200 melty plastic grenade max(max(buffedmus,buffedmys),buffedmox) stench 0 once, stun, !! aligns monster to stench item 10209 windicle 0 0 once, endscombat, custom runaway, !! free runaway usable once per island item 10259 grain of sand 0 0 att -1.5, def -1.5 item 10260 small pile of sand 0 0 att -7.5, def -7.5 item 10261 pile of sand 0 0 att -30, def -30 item 10350 human musk 0 0 custom banish, once, endscombat item 10359 powdered madness monsterhp*6 0 once, endscombat, !! insta-kill item 10363 goodberry -maxhp 0 item 10370 micronova 0 0 custom yellow, once, endscombat item 10387 intact anemone spike 100 0 underwater item 10455 mushroom 0 -10 item 10456 deluxe mushroom 0 -30 item 10457 super deluxe mushroom 0 -100 item 10603 fistful of wood shavings 0 0 stun, att -2.5, def -2.5 item 10604 Yeg's Motel ashtray 0 0 stun, att -0.5*monsterattack, def -0.5*monsterdefense item 10608 Yeg's Motel sewing kit 0 -maxhp item 10610 Yeg's Motel disposable razor 0.5*monsterhp 0 item 10642 flame orb 0 0 custom yellow, once, endscombat item 10765 yellow rocket 0 0 custom yellow, once, endscombat item 10766 blue rocket 0 0 custom, once, mp 2000, !! restore 1000 MP for 10 turns item 10767 red rocket 0 0 custom, once, stats 30|30|30, !! +400% stats from next food eaten item 10768 fire crackers 0 hot 0 !! also gain +20 stats per fight for 20 turns item 10769 Arr, M80 50 hot 0 item bottle of rum; crowbarrr; eyepatch; flaregun; grogpagne; grungy bandana; leotarrrd; stuffed shoulder parrot; sunken chest; swashbuckling pants item 10856 poisonsettia 25 0 !! ongoing 2x poison damage item 10859 projectile chemistry set 125 prismatic 0 item 10871 cloning kit 0 0 custom copy, once item 10891 cosmic bowling ball L*11/2.0 0 once, mutex bowling monster -89 Count Drunkula (Hard Mode) 0 0 damagecap min(600,D*(7-castlekisses)), capexp 1 monster -86 Mayor Ghost (Hard Mode) 0 0 nostagger, nostun monster -85 The Unkillable Skeleton (Hard Mode) 0.5|4.75 prismatic 0 noitems, noskills, dmgformula maxhp*0.09 monster -84 Zombie Homeowners' Association (Hard Mode) 0 0 nostagger, onlyhurtby aoe monster -32 Sssshhsssblllrrggghsssssggggrrgglsssshhssslblgl 0 0 noitems 0.5, delevelres 1.0, maxround 6 monster 198 Bonerdagon 0 0 noskills 0.25, noitems 0.25 monster 210 Your Shadow 0 0 nostun, autohit, noskills, dmgformula 95+maxhp/6 monster 237 X-headed Hydra 0 0 maxround 50 monster 238 Ghost of Fernswarthy's Grandfather 0 0 maxround 50 monster 239 Beast with X Eyes 0 0 maxround 50 monster 240 Beast with X Ears 0 0 maxround 50 monster 241 X Bottles of Beer on a Golem 0 0 maxround 50, spellres monster 242 X Stone Golem 0 0 maxround 50 monster 243 Naughty Sorceress 0 0 maxround 50, noskills 0.5, noitems 0.75, damagecap 111, capexp 0.75 monster 244 Naughty Sorceress (2) 0 0 maxround 50, noskills 0.5, noitems 0.75, damagecap 111, capexp 0.75 monster 418 blackberry bush 0 0 retal 5.5 monster 465 cactuary 0 0 retal 5.5 monster 510 Naughty Sorority Nurse 0 0 automiss monster 545 The Big Wisniewski 0 0 maxround 50 monster 546 Erudite Gremlin 0 0 autohit monster 547 Erudite Gremlin (tool) 0 0 autohit monster 548 Batwinged Gremlin 0 0 autohit monster 549 Batwinged Gremlin (tool) 0 0 autohit monster 550 Vegetable Gremlin 0 0 autohit monster 551 Vegetable Gremlin (tool) 0 0 autohit monster 552 Spider Gremlin 0 0 autohit monster 553 Spider Gremlin (tool) 0 0 autohit monster 554 A.M.C. Gremlin 0 0 autohit monster 555 The Man 0 0 maxround 50 monster 592 X-dimensional Horror 0 0 maxround 50 monster 624 Chatty Pirate 0 0 nostun monster 688 Hodgman, The Hoboverlord 0 0 nostun, damagecap 500, capexp 0.85, !! WARNING: BatBrain presently assumes Frosty was defeated monster 692 Spooky Hobo 5.0 prismatic 0 monster 694 Ol' Scratch 0 0 nostun, damagecap 500, capexp 0.7 monster 695 Frosty 0 0 nostun, aura 10 cold, !! aura damage unknown monster 696 Oscus 0 0 nostun, damagecap 500, capexp 0.75 monster 697 Zombo 0 0 nostun, damagecap 500, capexp 0.65 monster 698 Chester 0 0 nostun, noitems 1.0, damagecap 500, capexp 0.65 monster 707 Gang of Hobo Muggers 0 0 damagecap 500, capexp 0.7 monster 757 Pufferfish 0 0 autohit monster 771 Mer-kin Raider 0 0 damagecap 400, capexp 0.75 monster 774 Trophyfish 0 0 damagecap 500, capexp 0.8 monster 778 wild seahorse 0 0 monster 792 Mother Slime 0 0 variable, noitems, damagecap 200, capexp 0.7 monster 793 Spawn of Wally 0 0 onlyhurtby club monster 794 broodling seal 0 0 onlyhurtby club monster 795 Centurion of Sparky 0 0 onlyhurtby club monster 796 hermetic seal 0 0 onlyhurtby club monster 797 watertight seal 0 0 onlyhurtby club monster 798 shadow of Black Bubbles 0 0 onlyhurtby club monster 799 Servant of Grodstank 0 0 onlyhurtby club monster 800 heat seal 0 0 onlyhurtby club monster 801 navy seal 0 0 onlyhurtby club monster 802 wet seal 0 0 onlyhurtby club monster 811 Cyrus the Virus 0 0 nostun monster 838 Mer-kin Teacher 0 0 nostun, damagecap 500, capexp 0.75 monster 839 Mer-kin Punisher 0 0 damagecap 500, capexp 0.75 monster 840 Mer-kin Researcher 0 0 nostun, damagecap 400, capexp 0.75 monster 841 Mer-kin Trainer 0 0 damagecap 600, capexp 0.75 monster 842 Mer-kin Balldodger 0 0 nostagger, nostun monster 843 Mer-kin Netdragger 0 0 nostagger, nostun monster 844 Mer-kin Bladeswitcher 0 0 nostagger, nostun monster 849 Mer-kin Poseur 0 0 damagecap 600, capexp 0.75 monster 850 Mer-kin Alphabetizer 0 0 nostun, damagecap 400, capexp 0.75 monster 851 Mer-kin Drifter 0 0 nostun, damagecap 400, capexp 0.75 monster 852 Mer-kin Monitor 0 0 nostun, damagecap 500, capexp 0.75 monster 853 Mer-kin Juicer 0 0 damagecap 600, capexp 0.75 monster 879 Georgepaul, the Balldodger 0 0 nostagger, nostun monster 880 Johnringo, the Netdragger 0 0 nostagger, nostun monster 881 Ringogeorge, the Bladeswitcher 0 0 nostagger, nostun monster 882 Gorgolok, the Infernal Seal (Volcanic Cave) 0 0 onlyhurtby club, damagecap 100, monster 883 Stella, the Turtle Poacher (Volcanic Cave) 0 0 damagecap 100, capexp 0.85 monster 884 Spaghetti Elemental (Volcanic Cave) 0 0 damagecap 100, capexp 0.85 monster 885 Lumpy, the Sinister Sauceblob (Volcanic Cave) 0 0 damagecap 100, capexp 0.85 monster 886 Spirit of New Wave (Volcanic Cave) 0 0 damagecap 100, capexp 0.85 monster 887 Somerset Lopez, Dread Mariachi (Volcanic Cave) 0 0 damagecap 100, capexp 0.85 monster 888 Gorgolok, the Demonic Hellseal 0 0 onlyhurtby club, damagecap 75, capexp 0.65 monster 889 Stella, the Demonic Turtle Poacher 0 0 damagecap 50, capexp 0.65 monster 890 Spaghetti Demon 0 0 damagecap 75, capexp 0.65 monster 891 Lumpy, the Demonic Sauceblob 0 0 damagecap 75, capexp 0.65 monster 892 Demon of New Wave 0 0 damagecap 75, capexp 0.65 monster 893 Somerset Lopez, Demon Mariachi 0 0 damagecap 75, capexp 0.65 monster 917 The Landscaper 0 0 autohit, dmgformula maxhp*0.49 monster 927 BRICKO Cathedral 0 0 damagecap 1000, capexp 0.2 monster 928 BRICKO Gargantuchicken 0 0 damagecap 1000, capexp 0.2 monster 949 The Whole Kingdom 0 0 maxround 11, noitems monster 950 Ghost 0 0 automiss monster 953 Vanya's Creature 0 0 dmgformula maxhp*0.125 monster 983 Victor the Insult Comic Hellhound 0 0 monster 984 Larry of the Field of Signs 0 0 nostun monster 985 Carbuncle Top 0 0 nostun monster 986 reanimated bat skeleton 0 0 autohit monster 987 reanimated serpent skeleton 0 0 autohit monster 988 reanimated baboon skeleton 0 0 autohit monster 989 reanimated wyrm skeleton 0 0 autohit monster 990 reanimated demon skeleton 0 0 autohit monster 991 reanimated giant spider skeleton 0 0 autohit monster 992 Crate 0 0 automiss monster 1070 Modern Zmobie 0 0 nostun monster 1071 Dirty Old Lihc 0 0 nostun monster 1076 moneybee 0 0 nostun monster 1078 Buzzerker 0 0 nostun monster 1079 Bee Swarm 0 0 nostun monster 1080 Beebee Queue 0 0 nostun monster 1081 Bee Thoven 0 0 nostun, noitems 0.9, delevelres 0.75, spellres 0.5 monster 1082 Beebee King 0 0 nostun, delevelres 0.75, spellres 0.5 monster 1083 Queen Bee 0 0 nostun, noitems 0.9, delevelres 0.75, spellres 0.5 monster 1099 Antique Database Server 0 0 automiss monster 1128 The Bat in the Spats 0 0 noskills monster 1141 The Large-Bellied Snitch 0 0 autohit monster 1142 Mammon the Elephant 0 0 autohit monster 1143 The Thing with No Name 0 0 damagecap 50, capexp 0.6, noitems 0.75 monster 1157 Groar 0 0 damagecap 50, capexp 0.7, autohit monster 1170 Black Ops Bugbear 0 0 nostun monster 1171 Battlesuit Bugbear Type 0 0 nostun 0.5 monster 1173 trendy bugbear chef 3.75 prismatic|-0.5 cold,sleaze 0 nostun 0.5 monster 1180 bugbear drone 0 0 nostun 0.5 monster 1182 Bugbear Captain 0 0 nostun, damagecap 400, capexp 0.85 monster 1183 angry cavebugbear 0.01 none|3.75 prismatic 0 nostun 0.5 monster 1184 N-space Virtual Assistant 0 0 nostun 0.6 monster 1185 ninja snowman assassin 0 0 autohit, dmgformula max(0,monsterattack-buffedmox)+110 cold monster 1210 blazing bat 4 hot,spooky,stench,sleaze 0 autohit, dodge 1.0, dmgformula max(0,monsterattack-buffedmox)+500 hot monster 1211 Servant of Lord Flameface 4 hot,spooky,sleaze,stench 0 monster 1236 oil tycoon 0 0 nostun, autohit monster 1237 oil baron 0 0 nostun, autohit monster 1238 oil cartel 1.5 hot,stench|1.0 spooky,cold 0 nostun, autohit monster 1323 procedurally-generated skeleton 0 0 variable monster 1331 Video Game boss 0 0 variable monster 1338 Clancy 0 0 nostagger, autohit monster 1371 moister oyster 0 0 nostun, nostagger monster 1372 Mer-kin specter 0 0 nostun monster 1377 Shub-Jigguwatt, Elder God of Violence 0 0 nostagger, damagecap 500, capexp 0.6 monster 1378 Yog-Urt, Elder Goddess of Hatred 0 0 nostagger, nostun, damagecap 100, capexp 0.7 monster 1379 Dad Sea Monkee 0 0 nostagger, noitems, nostun, damagecap 301, maxround 12, dmgformula maxhp*0.11, variable monster 1388 Zombie Homeowners' Association 0 0 onlyhurtby aoe monster 1389 Mayor Ghost 0 0 nostagger, nostun, variable monster 1390 Count Drunkula 0 0 maxround 11, damagecap D*(7-castlekisses), capexp 1 monster 1391 The Unkillable Skeleton 0.5|4.75 prismatic 0 noitems monster 1459 Warbear Foot Soldier 0 0 autohit monster 1466 Chef Boy, R&D 0 0 nostagger, nostun monster 1467 Warbear Officer 0 0 variable, damagecap 10, capexp 0.1, autohit monster 1468 High-Ranking Warbear Officer 0 0 variable, damagecap 10, capexp 0.1, nostagger, autohit monster 1535 The Avatar of Jarlsberg 0 0 nostun, dmgformula maxhp*0.11 monster 1564 ghost of Elizabeth Spookyraven 0 0 nostagger, nostun monster 1565 Stephen Spookyraven 0 0 nostagger, nostun monster 1569 Fun-Guy playmate 0 0 variable monster 1570 wild girl 0 0 nostagger, nostun monster 1571 broctopus 0 0 nostagger, nostun monster 1572 cocktail shrimp 0 0 nostagger, nostun monster 1574 son of a son of a sailor 0 0 nostagger, nostun monster 1575 drownedbeat 0 0 nostun monster 1602 storm cow 0 0 nostun, nostagger monster 1605 Aquabat 0 0 damagecap 12 monster 1606 Aquagoblin 0 0 damagecap 23 monster 1607 Auqadargon 0 0 damagecap 28 monster 1608 Dr. Aquard 0 0 spellres, damagecap 12 monster 1609 Lord Soggyraven 0 0 damagecap 39 monster 1610 Protector Spurt 0 0 damagecap 21 monster 1611 Gurgle 0 0 damagecap 56 monster 1612 Big Wisnaqua 0 0 damagecap 200 monster 1613 The Aquaman 0 0 damagecap 200 monster 1614 The Rain King 0 0 damagecap 40 monster 1632 one of Doctor Weirdeaux's creations 0 0 variable monster 1633 government scientist 0 0 nostagger, nostun monster 1673 Tasmanian Dervish 0 0 multiattack 3, dodge 0.7 monster 1681 Mastermind 0 0 autohit, dodge 0.7 monster 1695 Cheese Wizard 0 0 dodge 0.7 monster 1696 Assassin 0 0 dodge 0.7 monster 1700 Batburglar 0 0 dodge 0.7 monster 1706 wall of meat 0 0 autohit, dmgformula maxhp*0.15 monster 1708 wall of bones 0 0 nostagger, nostun, autohit, onlyhurtby aoe monster 1733 queen bee (spelunky) 0 0 nostun monster 1735 Bananubis 0 0 nostun monster 1770 Wart Dinsey 0 0 damagecap 100 monster 1788 healing crystal golem 0 0 damagecap 30, capexp 0.7 monster 1814 Mr. Choch 0 0 nostun, nostagger monster 1815 Mr. Cheeng 0 0 nostun, nostagger monster 1816 Travoltron 0 0 damagecap 100, capexp 0.85 monster 1817 Geve Smimmons 0 0 nostun, nostagger monster 1818 Raul Stamley 0 0 nostun, nostagger monster 1819 Pener Crisp 0 0 nostun, nostagger monster 1820 Deuce Freshly 0 0 nostun, nostagger monster 1821 Lavalos 0 0 nostagger, nostun monster 1840 The Barrelmech of Diogenes 0 0 autohit, nostun, nostagger monster 1871 Kudzu 0 0 dmgformula 10*(100-batstenchresistance)/100 stench monster 1872 Mansquito 0 0 dmgformula 10-batarmor monster 1873 Miss Graves 0 0 dmgformula 10*(100-batspookyresistance)/100 spooky monster 1874 The Plumber 0 0 dmgformula 20*(100-batstenchresistance)/100 stench monster 1875 The Author 0 0 dmgformula 20*(100-batspookyresistance)/100 spooky monster 1876 The Mad Libber 0 0 dmgformula 20-batarmor monster 1877 Doc Clock 0 0 dmgformula 30-batarmor monster 1878 Mr. Burns 0 0 dmgformula 30*(100-batheatresistance)/100 hot monster 1879 The Inquisitor 0 0 dmgformula 30-batarmor monster 1880 vine-controlled botanist 0 0 dmgformula 3*(100-batstenchresistance)/100 stench monster 1881 vicious plant creature 0 0 dmgformula 4*(100-batstenchresistance)/100 stench monster 1882 giant leech 0 0 dmgformula max(1,3-batarmor) monster 1883 giant mosquito 0 0 dmgformula max(1,4-batarmor) monster 1884 lovestruck goth dude 0 0 dmgformula 4*(100-batspookyresistance)/100 spooky monster 1885 walking skeleton 0 0 dmgformula 4*(100-batspookyresistance)/100 spooky monster 1886 liquid plumber 0 0 dmgformula 9-batarmor monster 1887 plumber's helper 0 0 dmgformula 9*(100-batstenchresistance)/100 stench monster 1888 former inmate 0 0 dmgformula 11*(100-batspookyresistance)/100 spooky monster 1890 very [adjective] henchwoman 0 0 dmgformula 9-batarmor monster 1891 very [adjective] henchman 0 0 dmgformula 9-batarmor monster 1892 time bandit 0 0 dmgformula 11-batbulletproofing monster 1893 clockwork man 0 0 dmgformula 15-batarmor monster 1894 serial arsonist 0 0 dmgformula 15*(100-batheatresistance)/100 hot monster 1895 burner 0 0 dmgformula 15*(100-batheatresistance)/100 hot monster 1896 inquisitee 0 0 dmgformula 15*(100-batspookyresistance)/100 spooky monster 1897 trivia researcher 0 0 dmgformula 15-batarmor monster 1898 The Jokester 0 0 dmgformula 30-batarmor monster 1899 drunk cowpoke 0 0 dmgformula maxhp*0.1*lttdifficulty monster 1901 wannabe gunslinger 0 0 nostun lttdifficulty*0.5, nostagger lttdifficulty*0.5 monster 1902 cow cultist 4.0*lttdifficulty prismatic 0 monster 1903 hired gun 0 0 dmgformula maxhp*0.15*lttdifficulty monster 1906 restless ghost 3.75*max(0,lttdifficulty-1.0) prismatic 0 monster 1907 buzzard 0 0 aura lttdifficulty*20 stench monster 1909 grizzled bear 0 0 damagecap 50, capexp 1.0-(0.15*lttdifficulty) monster 1911 coal snake 0 0 aura 55*lttdifficulty hot monster 1913 caugr 0 0 nostun lttdifficulty*0.5, nostagger lttdifficulty*0.5 monster 1915 spidercow 0 0 aura 25*lttdifficulty spooky monster 1916 moomy 1.8*lttdifficulty none,prismatic 0 monster 1917 Jeff the Fancy Skeleton 0 0 nostagger, nostun, noskills 0.9, noitems, onlyhurtby club monster 1918 Daisy the Unclean 0 0 nostun, nostagger monster 1919 Pecos Dave 0 0 nostun, nostagger, damagecap 50, capexp 0.7 monster 1920 Pharaoh Amoon-Ra Cowtep 0 0 multiattack 2, nostun, nostagger, spellres, aura 100 spooky monster 1921 Snake-Eyes Glenn 0 0 damagecap 100, capexp 0.5, variable monster 1922 Former Sheriff Dan Driscoll 0 0 dodge, noitems, noskills monster 1923 unusual construct 0 0 damagecap 500, capexp 0.5, noskills monster 1924 Clara 3.0 none,prismatic 0 damagecap 500, capexp 0.5, nostun, noitems monster 1925 Granny Hackleton 3.0 none,prismatic 0 damagecap 200, capexp 0.5, noskills, dodge 1.0 monster 1939 Witchess Queen 0 0 delevelres 0.5, nostun, nostagger, noskills, !! immune to instakills monster 1940 Witchess King 0.5 0 nostun, nostagger, delevelres 0.2 monster 1941 Witchess Witch 0 0 nostun, nostagger, noitems, spellres, aura 5 spooky, !! aura unspaded monster 1945 Source Agent 0 0 noitems, dodge 1.0, nofamiliar monster 1973 Thanksgolem 0 0 nostun, nostagger, delevelres 0.5, damagecap 200, capexp 0.5 monster 1974 Eldritch Tentacle 0 0 nostun, nostagger, damagecap 50, capexp 0.5 monster 2021 murderbot drone 0 0 nostagger, nostun monster 2062 fantasy forest faerie 0 0 dodge 1.0 monster 2063 swamp monster 0 0 damagecap 20, capexp 0.7, aura maxhp*0.3 stench monster 2064 cursed villager 0 0 noskills, dodge 1.0 monster 2065 spooky ghost 0 0 aura maxhp*0.4 spooky monster 2068 rubber bat 0 0 autohit, dodge 1.0, !! melee attacks retaliate severely monster 2069 quadfaerie 0 0 multiattack 3, noitems, noskills, dodge 0.5 monster 2071 flock of every birds 0 0 multiattack 3, group 10, onlyhurtby aoe, !! group size unknown monster 2072 plywood cultists 0 0 dodge 1.0, noskills, noitems monster 2073 barrow wraith 0 0 dodge, noskills, noitems, !! win by running away monster 2075 swamp troll 4 cold,spooky,stench,sleaze 0 monster 2076 crypt creeper 0 0 nostun, !! win by surviving 5 attacks monster 2077 "Phoenix" 0 0 aura maxhp*0.3 hot, nostagger monster 2078 Sewage Treatment Dragon 0 0 nostagger, nostun, autohit monster 2079 Duke Vampire 0 0 nostagger, nostun monster 2080 Spider Queen 0 0 nostagger, nostun monster 2081 Archwizard 0 0 aura maxhp*0.3 cold, nostagger, nostun monster 2082 Ley Incursion 0 0 spellres 1.0 monster 2083 Ghoul King 0 0 damagecap 50, capexp 1.0, nostun, nostagger monster 2084 Ogre Chieftain 0 0 nomiss, nostagger, noskills, dodge 1.0 monster 2085 Ted Schwartz, Master Thief 0 0 nostagger, nostun, dodge 1.0 monster 2088 God Lobster 0 0 aura maxhp*0.2 spooky monster 2106 Ricardo Belmont 0 0 nostagger, nostun monster 2107 Jayden Belmont 0 0 nostagger, nostun, autohit 0.8 monster 2108 Travis Belmont 0 0 nostagger, nostun, autohit 0.8, noitems monster 2109 Greg Dagreasy 0 0 nostagger, nostun, autohit 0.8, !! damage resistance unspaded monster 2110 Sylvia Belgrande 0 0 autohit, dmgformula maxhp*0.3 monster 2111 Sharona 0 0 nostagger, nostun, autohit 0.8, !! physical resistance unspaded monster 2112 Jake Norris 0 0 nostagger, nostun, autohit 0.8, aura maxhp*0.1 stench monster 2113 Chad Alacarte 0 0 nostagger, nostun, autohit 0.8, aura maxhp*0.1 stench monster 2114 %alucard% 0 0 nostagger, nostun monster 2115 Your Lack of Reflection 0 0 nostagger, nostun, autohit, dmgformula maxhp*0.1 monster 2121 giant giant crab 0 0 nostagger, nostun monster 2132 Pirate radio 0 0 aura 7 monster 2134 Red Roger 0 0 nostagger, nostun monster 2135 Glass Jack Hummel 0 0 damagecap 10, capexp 0 monster 2136 skeleton astronaut 1 spooky 0 damagecap 10, capexp 0, autohit, dmgformula maxhp*0.125 monster 2137 invader bullet 0 0 maxround 3, nostagger, nostun monster 2138 Invader 0 0 nostagger, nostun, damagecap 100*daycount, capexp 0, dmgformula 5*max(150,maxhp*(1.1-0.1*daycount)) prismatic monster 2162 drippy tree 0 0 onlyhurtby drippy, nostagger, nostun, autohit, dmgformula maxhp*0.3 monster 2163 drippy bat 0 0 onlyhurtby drippy, nostagger, nostun, autohit, dmgformula maxhp*0.3 monster 2176 drippy reveler 0 0 onlyhurtby drippy, nostagger, nostun, autohit, dmgformula maxhp*0.3 monster 2178 grey goo torus 0 0 spellres monster 2185 grey goo octagon 0 0 !! amount of resistance unknown monster 2187 grey goo star 0 0 multiattack 5 monster 2196 Burning Daughter 5.0 none,hot,cold,spooky,sleaze 0 nostagger, nostun, !! sleaze is doubled to 2 monster 2197 Herald of Fridgr 5.0 none,hot,cold,sleaze,stench 0 nostagger, nostun, !! hot is doubled to 2 monster 2198 Tentacle of Sssshhsssblllrrggghsssssggggrrgglsssshhssslblgl 5.0 none,cold,spooky,sleaze,stench 0 nostagger, nostun, !! stench is doubled to 2 monster 2199 Chosen of Yog-Urt 5.0 none,hot,cold,spooky,stench 0 nostagger, nostun, !! cold is doubled to 2 monster 2200 Astrologer of Shub-Jigguwatt 5.0 none,hot,spooky,sleaze,stench 0 nostagger, nostun, !! spooky is doubled to 2 monster 2207 Groarbot 0 0 autohit monster 2208 The Artificial Wisniewski 0 0 autohit monster 2209 The Android 0 0 autohit monster 2210 Nautomatic Sorceress 0 0 autohit, nostun scare 22 studded leather boxer shorts fweight*2.5 0 rate 0.5 scare 38 Knob Goblin pants fweight*2 0 rate 0.5 scare 94 basic meat pants fweight*1.5 0 rate 0.5 scare 213 filthy corduroys fweight*2 stench 0 rate 0.5 scare 240 Orcish cargo shorts fweight*2 sleaze 0 scare 265 white satin pants fweight*1.75 0 scare 295 demonskin trousers fweight*2.25 hot 0 scare 296 dungeoneer's dungarees fweight*2.5 stench 0 rate 0.5 scare 305 Knob Goblin harem pants fweight*7.5 sleaze 0 rate 0.5 scare 352 ninja hot pants fweight*2 hot 0 rate 0.5 scare 361 miner's pants fweight*2 stench 0 rate 0.5 scare 396 penguin shorts fweight*1.5 cold 0 scare 397 yakskin pants fweight*1.25 stench 0 scare 492 leather chaps fweight*0.75 sleaze 0 scare 599 pants of the Slug Lord fweight*2.5 stench 0 scare 650 Crimbo pants fweight*2.5 0 scare 689 pixel pants fweight*2.5 0 scare 1100 gnauga hide chaps fweight*3 0 scare 1228 stainless steel slacks fweight*3.25 hot 0 scare 1249 Boss Bat britches fweight*2.25 0 scare 1280 penguinskin mini-skirt fweight*1.75 cold 0 scare 1281 penguinskin mini-kilt fweight*1.75 cold 0 scare 1285 hippopotamus kilt fweight*0.75 0 rate 0.5, !! attack unknown scare 1286 furry skirt fweight*1.75 sleaze 0 scare 1287 furry kilt fweight*1.75 sleaze 0 scare 1405 tree skirt fweight*1.75 hot 0 rate 0.75 scare 1480 chain-mail monokini fweight*2.5 sleaze 0 rate 0.5 scare 1482 paper-plate-mail pants fweight*1.25 hot 0 rate 0.5 scare 1484 alpha-mail pants fweight*0.75 0 scare 1531 grass skirt fweight*2.5 0 scare 1691 giant discarded torn-up glove fweight*1.5 stench 0 rate 0.5 scare 2032 bullet-proof corduroys fweight*0.75 stench 0 rate 0.5 scare 2070 distressed denim pants fweight*0.75 sleaze 0 rate 0.5 scare 2222 liar's pants fweight*4 hot,cold 0 scare 2368 flowing hippy skirt fweight*1.75 stench 0 scare 2394 Danglin' Chad's loincloth fweight*1.75 stench 0 scare 2458 barskin loincloth fweight*1.5 sleaze 0 scare 2459 tighty whiteys fweight*1.75 sleaze 0 scare 2640 black greaves fweight*1.5 0 scare 2989 clingfilm trousers fweight*0.75 sleaze 0 scare 3052 cursed breeches fweight stench 0 rate 0.5 scare 3246 Ol' Scratch's ol' britches fweight*3.5 hot 0 scare 3256 Oscus's dumpster waders fweight*3.5 stench 0 scare 3259 Zombo's grievous greaves fweight*3.5 spooky 0 scare 3262 Chester's cutoffs fweight*3.5 sleaze 0 scare 3331 mostly rat-hide leggings fweight*0.75 stench 0 scare 3394 Oscus's flypaper pants fweight*4 stench 0 rate 0.5 scare 3396 Hodgman's lobsterskin pants fweight*4 0 scare 3547 depleted Grimacite shinguards fweight*2 0 scare 3570 square sponge pants fweight*1.75 hot 0 scare 3625 parasitic tentacles fweight*3.5 spooky 0 scare 3917 turtle wax greaves fweight*2.5 0 scare 4027 slime-covered greaves fweight*0.75 sleaze 0 rate 0.5, !! attack unknown scare 4081 corroded breeches fweight*0.75 sleaze 0 rate 0.5 scare 4125 poodle skirt fweight*1.75 0 scare 4128 hardened slime pants fweight*0.75 0 rate 0.5 scare 4264 bark boxers fweight*3.5 0 scare 4270 Newman's Own Trousers fweight*1.75 hot 0 rate 0.5, !! rate unknown scare 4272 Lederhosen of the Night fweight*1.75 0 scare 4302 Jodhpurs of Violence fweight*1.25 0 rate 0.5 scare 4306 Pantaloons of Hatred fweight*1.75 hot 0 rate 0.5 scare 4314 Jeans of Loathing fweight*2 stench 0 rate 0.5, !! rate unknown scare 4350 snow pants fweight*3 cold 0 scare 4400 stinky cheese diaper fweight*2.25 stench 0 scare 4540 trousers of the white knight fweight*1.5 0 scare 4683 pottery training pants fweight*3 hot 0 scare 4755 boneana hammock fweight*1.75 sleaze 0 scare 4869 paperclip pants fweight*2 0 scare 5051 double-ice britches fweight*2.5 cold 0 scare 5149 honeybritches fweight*1.75 sleaze 0 scare 5333 BRAINS shorts fweight*2.5 sleaze 0 rate 0.5 scare 5339 The Necbromancer's Shorts fweight*3.5 0 scare 5406 cane-mail pants fweight*1.25 0 rate 0.5 scare 5706 wax pants fweight*2.5 0 scare 5727 hot daub stand fweight*3.5 hot 0 rate 0.5 scare 6023 Whoompa Fur Pants fweight*7.5 stench 0 rate 0.5 scare 6165 foam naval trousers fweight*1.25 sleaze 0 scare 6317 sea chaps fweight*3 0 scare 6340 floral-print skirt fweight stench 0 rate 0.5 scare 6510 cool iron greaves fweight*1.75 0 scare 6517 dubious loincloth fweight*1.5 0 rate 0.8 scare 6527 transparent pants fweight*0.75 sleaze 0 rate 0.75 scare 6531 muddy skirt fweight*0.75 sleaze 0 rate 0.5 scare 6545 weedy skirt fweight*0.75 0 rate 0.5, !! attack unknown scare 6546 big pants fweight*1.5 0 rate 0.5 scare 6710 pygmy briefs fweight*0.75 0 rate 0.5 scare 6807 The Sagittarian's leisure pants fweight*0.75 0 rate 0.5, !! attack unknown scare 6941 warbear battle greaves fweight 0 rate 0.5 scare 6942 warbear officer greaves fweight*1.25 0 rate 0.75 scare 6943 warbear bearserker greaves fweight*2.5 0 scare 6944 warbear long johns fweight*1.75 hot 0 rate 0.5 scare 6945 warbear fleece-lined long johns fweight*1.25 hot 0 rate 0.66 scare 6946 warbear electric long johns fweight*1.75 hot 0 scare 7096 gym shorts fweight*1.5 sleaze 0 rate 0.9 scare 7123 lemon drop trousers fweight*1.75 0 rate 0.5 scare 7157 fire hose fweight*1.75 hot 0 rate 0.5 scare 7198 red silk skirt fweight*1.75 0 rate 0.75 scare 7380 ghast iron codpiece fweight*1.75 0 rate 0.66 scare 7462 Brogre brorts fweight*1.5 sleaze 0 rate 0.5 scare 7585 wooly loincloth fweight*0.75 0 rate 0.5, !! attack unknown scare 7724 pteruges fweight*0.75 0 rate 0.5, !! attack unknown scare 7858 servo-assisted exo-pants fweight*0.75 0 rate 0.5, !! attack unknown scare 8148 ninjammies fweight*1.75 0 scare 8163 three-legged pants fweight*0.5 hot 0 rate 0.5, !! attack unknown scare 8520 SMOOCH codpiece fweight*2.5 0 rate 0.5 scare 9003 troutsers fweight*1.25 sleaze 0 rate 0.5 servant 1 Cat 0 0 att -floor(servantlevel/14.0)*floor(servantlevel*0.5), def -floor(servantlevel/14.0)*floor(servantlevel*0.5) servant 2 Belly-Dancer 0 0 att -servantlevel*0.5, def -servantlevel*0.5, mp 8.5*min(1,floor(servantlevel/7.0)) servant 3 Maid 0 0 stun floor(servantlevel/14.0)*0.5 servant 4 Bodyguard servantlevel/2.0 0 stun servantlevel*0.1, !! this familiar is unspaded servant 5 Scribe 0 0 !! improved spell damage? servant 6 Priest 0 0 !! attacks undead foes but not by enough to really matter servant 7 Assassin servantlevel*0.25 0 stun floor(servantlevel/14.0)*servantlevel*0.1, att -min(1,floor(servantlevel/7.0))*servantlevel*0.5, def -min(1,floor(servantlevel/7.0))*servantlevel*0.5 skill 2 Chronic Indigestion 7.5+F hot 0 skill 15 CLEESH 0 0 custom skill 19 Transcendent Olfaction 0 0 custom attract, once, mutex olfaction skill 28 Awesome Balls of Fire spelldmgpercent*(40+(0.35*buffedmys)+spelldmg+elembonus) hot 0 skill 29 Conjure Relaxing Campfire spelldmgpercent*(15+(0.1*buffedmys)+spelldmg+elembonus) hot 0 skill 30 Snowclone spelldmgpercent*(40+(0.35*buffedmys)+spelldmg+elembonus) cold 0 skill 31 Maximum Chill spelldmgpercent*(15+(0.1*buffedmys)+spelldmg+elembonus) cold 0 skill 32 Eggsplosion spelldmgpercent*(40+(0.35*buffedmys)+spelldmg+elembonus) stench 0 skill 33 Mudbath spelldmgpercent*(15+(0.1*buffedmys)+spelldmg+elembonus) stench 0 skill 36 Grease Lightning spelldmgpercent*(40+(0.35*buffedmys)+spelldmg+elembonus) sleaze 0 skill 37 Inappropriate Backrub spelldmgpercent*(15+(0.1*buffedmys)+spelldmg+elembonus) sleaze 0 skill 42 Raise Backup Dancer spelldmgpercent*(40+(0.35*buffedmys)+spelldmg+elembonus) spooky 0 skill 43 Creepy Lullaby spelldmgpercent*(15+(0.1*buffedmys)+spelldmg+elembonus) spooky 0 skill 49 Gothy Handwave 0 0 custom skill 50 Break It On Down 7.5+bonusdb 0 stun skill 51 Pop and Lock It 7.5+bonusdb 0 skill 52 Run Like the Wind 7.5+bonusdb 0 skill 55 Volcanometeor Shower spelldmgpercent*(40+(0.35*buffedmys)+spelldmg+elembonus)*3 hot 0 itemcost volcanic ash skill 56 Wassail spelldmgpercent*(15+(0.1*buffedmys)+spelldmg) 0 skill 57 Toynado spelldmgpercent*(40+(0.35*buffedmys)+spelldmg) 0 skill 61 Offensive Joke {30,35,40} sleaze 0 att -20, def -20 skill 66 Flying Fire Fist 9+3*pref(fistSkillsKnown)+5*effect(906)+min(1,effect(907))*10+{-1,0,1} hot 0 skill 67 Stinkpalm pref(fistSkillsKnown)*5+17+min(1,effect(907))*10 stench 0 skill 68 Seven-Finger Strike pref(fistSkillsKnown)*7+min(1,effect(907))*10 0 skill 69 Knuckle Sandwich pref(fistSkillsKnown)*5+min(1,effect(907))*10 0 att -3*pref(fistSkillsKnown) skill 70 Chilled Monkey Brain Technique pref(fistSkillsKnown)*5+17+min(1,effect(907))*10 cold 0 stun skill 71 Drunken Baby Style pref(fistSkillsKnown)*5+5*D+17+min(1,effect(907))*10 0 skill 73 Zendo Kobushi Kancho pref(fistSkillsKnown)*5+17+min(1,effect(907))*10 sleaze 0 def -3*pref(fistSkillsKnown) skill 77 Torment Plant {40,50,60} 0 phylum plant skill 78 Pinch Ghost {40,50,60} 0 !! only available vs ghosts skill 79 Tattle 0 0 att -7, def -12 skill 84 Silent Slam 0.15*wpnpower*(1+mainhand(club)) spooky 0 att -max(1,0.075*wpnpower), stun, once, mutex silent skill 85 Silent Squirt {50,55,60} spooky 0 stun, once, mutex silent skill 86 Silent Slice 0.15*wpnpower*(1+mainhand(knife)) spooky 0 def -max(1,0.075*wpnpower), stun, once, mutex silent skill 92 Club Earth 0 0 regular, stun skill 93 Carbohydrate Cudgel monsterhp*6 none,hot,cold,spooky,stench,sleaze 0 endscombat, once, itemcost dry noodles skill 94 Splattersmash 35+max(0,buffedmus-monsterdefense) 0 aoe 1000 skill 97 Turtleini spelldmgpercent*(48+(0.35*buffedmys)+spelldmg+elembonus) none,spooky 0 !! ongoing spooky*0.5 skill 99 Conspiratorial Whispers fweight/2 0 att -fweight/4, def -fweight/4, quick, !! damage and deleveling are ongoing! skill 102 Shadow Noodles 0 0 once, stun 4, att -9, def -9, mutex noodle skill 104 Splashdance 0 -55 once, quick skill 110 Shrap spelldmgpercent*(40+(0.35*buffedmys)+spelldmg+elembonus)*3 0 itemcost warbear whosit skill 117 Belch The Rainbow 5*min(11,pref(skillLevel117)) prismatic 0 skill 131 Garbage Nova 47.5+0.4*buffedmys stench 0 aoe 1000 skill 136 Healing Salve 0 -3000 itemcost white mana skill 138 Lightning Bolt 3000 0 itemcost red mana skill 139 Giant Growth 0 0 att -2*buffedmox, def -2*buffedmus, itemcost green mana, !! actually gives +300% all stats skill 143 Firegate 35+max(0,buffedmys-monsterdefense) 0 aoe 1000 skill 148 Frost Bite 50 cold|max(0,buffedmus-monsterdefense) 0 once, stun 2.5 skill 149 Shattering Punch monsterhp*6 none,prismatic 0 once, endscombat, !! 3/day instakill skill 150 Snokebomb 0 0 custom banish 30, endscombat, once, !! 3/day free runaway and banish skill 156 Shoot sixgundmg 0 once skill 162 Licorice Rope 0 0 custom banish, endscombat, once skill 163 Gingerbread Mob Hit monsterhp*6 prismatic 0 once, endscombat, !! 1/day instakill skill 173 Disintegrate 0 0 custom yellow, endscombat, once skill 188 Implode the Universe monsterhp*6 prismatic 0 once, endscombat, !! X/day instakill skill 199 Ashes and Soot buffedmys hot,none 0 skill 1003 Thrust-Smack skill(1028)*5 cold -1.5*Y*skill(1036) regular skill 1004 Lunge-Smack 5|skill(1028)*5 cold -1.5*Y*skill(1036) regular skill 1005 Lunging Thrust-Smack skill(1028)*5 cold -1.5*Y*skill(1036) regular skill 1014 Batter Up 0 0 custom banish skill 1022 Clobber max(1,0.15*wpnpower+0.5) 0 skill 1023 Harpoon! 0 0 regular, aoe 3 skill 1032 Furious Wallop 0 0 regular, !! instant crit skill 1033 Club Foot 0 0 stun min(1,Y)*(min(3,Y)+mainhand(club)), once, def -(4+2*Y) skill 1037 Cavalcade of Fury 0.15*wpnpower*Y 0 !! damage unspaded skill 1038 Northern Explosion skill(1028)*5 cold -1.5*Y*skill(1036) regular skill 2003 Headbutt {0.1,0.15,0.2}*helmetpower 0 regular skill 2005 Shieldbutt {0.1,0.15,0.2}*shieldpower 0 att -5, regular skill 2015 Kneebutt {0.1,0.15,0.2}*pantspower 0 stun 0.45, regular, def -min(5.5,effect(1416))-min(11,effect(1417))-min(19,effect(1418)), att -min(5.5,effect(1419))-min(11,effect(1420))-min(19,effect(1421)) skill 2022 Spectral Snapper buffedmus/5+25 spooky 0 skill 2023 Toss min(fweight+3,10)+floor(sqrt(max(fweight-7,0))) 0 skill 2024 Summon Leviatuga 325.5 0 underwater skill 2028 Shell Up 0 0 once, stun 1+min(2,effect(1422))+min(3,effect(1423))+min(4,effect(1423)), hp min(4.5,effect(1419))+min(9,effect(1420))+min(19,effect(1421)) skill 2032 Spirit Snap 0 0 once, custom skill 2043 Gallapagosian Mating Call 0 0 custom attract skill 3003 Ravioli Shurikens spelldmgpercent*min(10*(1+skill(3030)*min(1,P)),3+spelldmg+elembonus) pasta|spelldmgpercent*min(10*(1+skill(3030)*min(1,P)),3+spelldmg+elembonus)*2 prismatic 0 skill 3004 Entangling Noodles 0 0 stun 3, once, mutex noodle skill 3005 Cannelloni Cannon spelldmgpercent*min(50*(1+skill(3030)*min(1,P)),24+0.25*buffedmys+spelldmg+elembonus) pasta 0 aoe 2 skill 3007 Stuffed Mortar Shell spelldmgpercent*(48+0.5*buffedmys+spelldmg+elembonus) pasta 0 once, aoe 3, !! happens the following round skill 3008 Weapon of the Pastalord spelldmgpercent*(48+0.5*buffedmys+spelldmg+elembonus) pasta 0 skill 3009 Lasagna Bandages 0 -16 !! restore skill 3019 Fearful Fettucini spelldmgpercent*(48+(0.5*buffedmys)+spelldmg+elembonus) spooky 0 skill 3020 Spaghetti Spear spelldmgpercent*min(8,2.5+spelldmg+elembonus) 0 skill 3022 Candyblast spelldmgpercent*min(50,12+0.25*buffedmys+spelldmg) 0 item cold hots candy; daffy taffy; mr. mediocrebar; senior mints; wint-o-fresh mint skill 3023 Stringozzi Serpent spelldmgpercent*min(75*(1+skill(3030)*min(1,P)),24+0.25*buffedmys+spelldmg+elembonus)*1.3 0 !! ongoing poison skill 3025 Utensil Twist 0.15*wpnpower+0.1*buffedmys 0 !! also deals weapon damage skill 3044 Blood Bucatini 17.5 0 att -12.5, def -12.5 skill 4003 Stream of Sauce spelldmgpercent*min(24,{9,10,11}+0.2*buffedmys+spelldmg+skill(4010)*min(10,L)+elembonus) hot 0 skill 4005 Saucestorm 2*spelldmgpercent*min(50,{20,22,24}+0.2*buffedmys+spelldmg+skill(4010)*min(10,L)+elembonus) hot,cold 0 aoe 2 skill 4009 Wave of Sauce spelldmgpercent*min(100,{35,37.5,40}+0.3*buffedmys+spelldmg+skill(4010)*min(10,L)+elembonus) hot 0 aoe 2 skill 4012 Saucegeyser spelldmgpercent*(65+(0.4*buffedmys)+spelldmg+skill(4010)*min(10,L)+elembonus) sauce 0 aoe 3 skill 4014 Saucy Salve 0 -13 quick skill 4020 Salsaball spelldmgpercent*min(8,{2,2.5,3}+spelldmg+skill(4010)*min(10,L)+elembonus) hot 0 skill 4022 Surge of Icing (1+0.5*min(1,effect(17)))*spelldmgpercent*min({14,16,18}+0.2*buffedmys+spelldmg+elembonus,25) 0 skill 4023 Kasesossesturm spelldmgpercent*min(100,{35,37.5,40}+0.3*buffedmys+spelldmg+skill(4010)*min(10,L)+elembonus) stench 0 skill 4024 Curse of Vichyssoise 2.5+min(5,res(cold))*2 cold 0 once, stun skill(4030), mutex curse, !! damage is ongoing skill 4029 Curse of Marinara max(2.5,0.03*monsterattack) -max(2.5,0.03*monsterattack) once, stun skill(4030), mutex curse, !! damage and healing are ongoing skill 4031 Curse of the Thousand Islands 0 0 once, stun skill(4030), mutex curse, !! gives monster 30% automiss skill 4032 Saucecicle spelldmgpercent*min(150,{45,47.5,50}+0.3*buffedmys+spelldmg+skill(4010)*min(10,L)+elembonus) cold 0 skill 4034 Curse of Weaksauce 0 0 att -0.03*monsterattack, def -0.03*monsterdefense, once, stun skill(4030), mutex curse, !! deleveling is ongoing skill 5003 Disco Eye-Poke {1,2,3}+bonusdb+I 0 att -(3+I), def -(3+I) skill 5005 Disco Dance of Doom {6,7,8}+bonusdb+(4*I) 0 once, att -(5+4*I), def -(5+4*I), aoe 2 skill 5008 Disco Dance II: Electric Boogaloo {8,9,10}+bonusdb+(6*I) 0 once, att -(7+6*I), def -(7+6*I), aoe 3 skill 5012 Disco Face Stab {15,16.5,18}+bonusdb+(4*I)+{0.1,0.15,0.2}*bestknife*1.25 0 once, att -9, def -9 skill 5019 Tango of Terror {15,16.5,18} spooky 0 att -8, def -8 skill 5021 Suckerpunch 1 0 att -1, def -1 skill 5023 Stealth Mistletoe 0 0 once, quick skill 5033 Knife in the Dark {15,16.5,18}+bonusdb+(4*I)+{0.1,0.15,0.2}*bestknife*1.25*2 none, spooky 0 once, att -9, def -9 skill 5035 Disco Shank 0.3*buffedmox*I+{0.1,0.15,0.2}*bestknife*1.25 0 once skill 5036 Disco Dance 3: Back in the Habit 26+(9*I) 0 once, att -(14+9*I), def -(14+9*I) skill 5037 Disco Inferno 5*I^2+25*I+20 hot 0 once, aoe 3 skill 5040 Silent Knife max(0.15*bestknife*2,17) 0 once, stun, !! damage formula unspaded skill 6025 Sing 2.5 0 skill 6029 Dissonant Riff 1.5+mainhand(accordion)*3.5 0 att -2*(mainhand(accordion)+1), def -2*(mainhand(accordion)+1) skill 6030 Cadenza 0 0 once skill 6032 Accordion Bash 0 0 once, stun mainhand(accordion)*3+max(0,songduration-10)/3 skill 6034 Concerto de los Muertos (mainhand(accordion)+1)*10 spooky 0 once, !! ongoing damage and range unspaded skill 6037 Bawdy Refrain 1+(0.25+mainhand(accordion)*0.1)*buffedmox sleaze 0 skill 6040 Cone of Zydeco 1+mainhand(accordion)*0.4*buffedmox 0 aoe 5 skill 7001 Give In To Your Vampiric Urges 35.5 -17.75 mp 17.75, once skill 7002 Shake Hands 0 0 skill 7003 Hot Breath 3+2*min(effect(194),10) hot 0 skill 7004 Cold Breath 3+2*min(effect(195),10) cold 0 skill 7005 Spooky Breath 3+2*min(effect(196),10) spooky 0 skill 7006 Stinky Breath 3+2*min(effect(197),10) stench 0 skill 7007 Sleazy Breath 3+2*min(effect(198),10) sleaze 0 skill 7009 Magic Missile min(5,ceil(L/2))*3.5 0 skill 7010 Fire red bottle-rocket 3*L+3 hot 0 once, mutex bottlerocket skill 7011 Fire blue bottle-rocket 3*L+3 cold 0 once, mutex bottlerocket skill 7012 Fire orange bottle-rocket 0 0 stats 1|1|1, att {10,12.5,15}, def {10,12.5,15}, once, mutex bottlerocket skill 7013 Fire purple bottle-rocket 3*L+3 sleaze 0 once, mutex bottlerocket skill 7014 Fire black bottle-rocket 0 0 att -{10,12.5,15}, def -{10,12.5,15}, once, mutex bottlerocket skill 7015 Creepy Grin 0 0 custom banish 10, endscombat skill 7016 Start Trash Fire 2.5*monsterhp hot 0 skill 7017 Overload Discarded Refrigerator 2.5*monsterhp cold 0 skill 7018 Trashquake 2.5*monsterhp stench 0 skill 7019 Zombo's Visage 2.5*monsterhp spooky 0 skill 7020 Hypnotize Hobo 2.5*monsterhp sleaze 0 skill 7021 Ask Richard for a Bandage 0 -{500,550,600} custom, !! KoL bug: doesn't work in macros skill 7022 Ask Richard for a Grenade 0 0 custom, stun 3.5, !! KoL bug: doesn't work in macros skill 7023 Ask Richard to Rough the Hobo Up a Bit 125 0 custom, !! KoL bug: doesn't work in macros skill 7024 Summon Mayfly Swarm 0 0 once skill 7038 Vicious Talon Slash 0.8*buffedmus 0 skill 7039 All-You-Can-Beat Wing Buffet 0 0 att -sqrt(buffedmox), def -sqrt(buffedmox) skill 7040 Tunnel Upwards min(L+10,50) 0 once, mutex tunnel skill 7041 Tunnel Downwards 0 0 att -1, def -1, once, mutex tunnel skill 7042 Rise From Your Ashes buffedmys/2 hot 0 skill 7043 Antarctic Flap {0.45,0.5,0.55}*buffedmys cold 0 mp 3*sqrt(buffedmys) skill 7044 The Statue Treatment 0.75*buffedmys stench 0 skill 7045 Feast on Carrion 0.5*buffedmys spooky -0.25*buffedmys skill 7046 Give Your Opponent "The Bird" 0.5*buffedmys sleaze 0 att -sqrt(buffedmys), def -sqrt(buffedmys) skill 7047 Ask the hobo for a drink 0 0 custom, once, mutex hoboconsume skill 7048 Ask the hobo for something to eat 0 0 custom, once, mutex hoboconsume skill 7049 Ask the hobo for some violence {150,175,200} 0 skill 7050 Ask the hobo to tell you a joke 0 0 custom, once, mutex hoboentertain skill 7051 Ask the hobo to dance for you 0 0 custom, once, mutex hoboentertain skill 7052 Summon hobo underling 0 0 custom, once skill 7053 Rouse Sapling 0 0 once, !! causes 15-30-45-60 damage over following 4 rounds skill 7054 Spray Sap 0 0 att -monsterattack/6.66, def -monsterattack/6.66, once skill 7055 Put Down Roots 0 0 stun 2, once skill 7056 Fire off a Roman Candle fweight/1.5 hot,cold,sleaze,stench,spooky 0 skill 7061 Spring Raindrop Attack 0 -{0.1,0.15,0.2}*wpnpower mp {0.1,0.15,0.2}*wpnpower, mutex katana skill 7062 Summer Siesta 0 0 regular, mutex katana, !! instant crit skill 7063 Falling Leaf Whirlwind 0 0 att -(0.3*monsterattack-{0,0.5,1}), def -(0.3*monsterattack-{0,0.5,1}), mutex katana skill 7064 Winter's Bite Technique 15 cold 0 mutex katana skill 7065 The 17 Cuts 17 0 once skill 7070 Disarm 0 0 skill 7071 Entangle 0 0 stun 2, once skill 7073 Strangle 15 -0.25*15 skill 7074 Consume Burrowgrub 0 -2*min(L,15)*(1+min(effect(580),1)) mp min(L,15)*(1+min(effect(580),1)) skill 7075 Play an Accordion Solo 0 0 once skill 7076 Play a Guitar Solo 0 0 stats 1.66|1.66|1.66, once skill 7077 Play a Drum Solo 0 0 stun 2, once skill 7078 Play a Flute Solo min(buffedmox,200)+max(0,buffedmox-200)^0.75 sleaze 0 once skill 7079 Furious Cleave 55.5 0 skill 7080 Mighty Shout 0 0 def -buffedmus, att -buffedmox skill 7081 Open the Bag o' Tricks {5,7.5,10}*(2^pref(bagOTricksCharges)) 0 stun, once skill 7082 Point at your opponent 0 0 custom, !! handled in-script skill 7083 Apprivoisez la tortue 0 0 custom skill 7085 Ball Bust 150 0 once, stun, underwater skill 7086 Ball Sweat 0 0 once, stun, def -220, underwater skill 7087 Ball Sack 0 0 stun 3, underwater skill 7088 Net Gain 125 0 once, underwater, !! +100% muscle buff skill 7089 Net Loss 0 0 once, stun, att -230, underwater skill 7090 Net Neutrality 0 0 stun 2, att -55, def -50, underwater skill 7091 Blade Sling 200 0 once, underwater skill 7092 Blade Roller 0 0 once, underwater, !! +100% moxie buff skill 7093 Blade Runner 0 0 stun 2, underwater skill 7094 Static Shock 5.5 0 mp 5.5, once skill 7095 Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye 0 0 custom banish 10, endscombat skill 7096 Bashing Slam Smash 0 0 regular skill 7097 Turtle of Seven Tails 0 0 regular skill 7098 Noodles of Fire {30,40,50} hot 0 stun 3, !! same dmg also following two rounds skill 7099 Saucemageddon spelldmgpercent*(85+0.5*buffedmys+spelldmg+elembonus) sauce 0 aoe 5 skill 7100 Funk Bluegrass Fusion 0 0 att -0.1*monsterattack, def -0.1*monsterattack skill 7101 Extreme High Note {0.135,0.15,0.165}*monsterhp 0 skill 7102 Goldenshower {10,15,20} hot 0 !! ongoing throughout combat skill 7103 Shoot Web 0 0 att -7, def -7 skill 7108 Fire a badly romantic arrow 0 0 custom copy, stun skill 7112 Nuclear Breath 5000/effect(839)^{1.5,1.75,2.0} hot 0 skill 7113 Squeeze Stress Ball 0 -{50,100,150} mp {50,100,150} skill 7114 Throw Shield 0 0 stun, once skill 7115 Release the Boots 0 0 custom, endscombat skill 7116 Feed min(monsterhp,5*min(11,L)) -min(monsterhp,5*min(11,L))/2 mp min(monsterhp,5*min(11,L))/2, once skill 7117 Siphon Spirits 0 0 once, stun 1, custom skill 7118 Swirl Cloak 10 hot -10 stun, once, !! dmg/healing unknown skill 7131 Kodiak Moment 0 0 regular, once, mutex bear, !! instant crit skill 7132 Grizzly Scene monsterhp*0.5 0 once, mutex bear skill 7133 Bear-Backrub 0 -20 once, stun, mutex bear skill 7134 Bearly-Legal 0 0 att -0.2*monsterattack, def -0.2*monsterdefense, once, mutex bear skill 7135 Bear Hug 0 -{20,25,30} att -{8,9,10}, def -{8,9,10}, regular, once, custom, mutex bear skill 7136 I Can Bearly Hear You Over The Applause 0 0 once skill 7137 Unleash Nanites 0 0 custom, once skill 7138 Air Blast 0 0 once, stun skill 7139 Haggis Kick 9 sleaze 0 skill 7140 Play Hog Fiddle 0 0 att -5, def -5, once, !! deleveling unspaded skill 7142 Rage Flame 100 hot 0 stun 1, itemcost pixel power cell skill 7143 Doubt Shackles 0 0 att -30, itemcost pixel power cell skill 7144 Fear Vapor 0 0 def -30, itemcost pixel power cell skill 7145 Tear Wave 100 cold 0 stun 1, itemcost pixel power cell skill 7150 Fire Death Ray {20,25,30} 0 stun, once skill 7151 Stomp Ass {90,95,100} 0 stun, once skill 7152 Brand {90,100,110} hot 0 stun, once skill 7153 Violent Gaze 0 0 stun, once, !! next spell will crit skill 7154 Mosh {50,55,60} 0 att -{30,35,40}, def -{30,35,40}, once skill 7155 Chilling Grip {90,95,100} cold 0 stun, once skill 7156 Static Shock 0 0 mp 50, stun, once, !! MP amount unspaded skill 7157 Hateful Gaze 0 0 att -0.15*monsterattack, def -0.15*monsterdefense, once skill 7158 Tighten Girdle 50 0 stats -50|0|0, once, !! actual damage and stat loss unspaded skill 7159 Hide Behind a Tree 0 0 custom skill 7160 Dive Into a Puddle 0 0 custom skill 7161 Hide Under a Rock 0 0 custom skill 7162 Throw a Mr Card 9 prismatic 0 skill 7163 Hammer Ghost 500 0 phylum ghost, !! damage ignores physical resistance skill 7164 Fire Rocket 0.45*buffedmox hot 0.3*maxhp hot once, aoe 1000 skill 7165 Great Slash buffedmus/3 0 skill 7166 Get a Good Whiff of This Guy 0 0 custom attract skill 7167 Blinding Flash 0 0 once, att -11, def -11, stun 1, !! deleveling depends on camera power skill 7168 Wink at 0 0 custom copy, stun 1 skill 7169 Talk About Politics 0 0 custom banish, endscombat skill 7170 Pocket Crumbs 0 0 once, stun 1, att -0.12*monsterattack, def -0.12*monsterdefense, item pat of butter skill 7171 Air Dirty Laundry F*2 none,hot,cold,spooky,sleaze,stench 0 once, stun 1, !! food eaten not tracked; damage may vary skill 7172 Steal Accordion 0 0 custom skill 7173 Rage of the War Snapper 1.5*buffedmus 0 once skill 7174 Voice of She-Who-Was buffedmys hot,cold,stench,spooky,sleaze 0 once, !! actual damage unspaded skill 7175 Will of the Storm Tortoise 0 0 once, mp 53 skill 7182 Soul Bubble 0 0 once, stun 3 skill 7183 Soul Finger 0 0 att -0.3*monsterattack, def -0.3*monsterdefense skill 7184 Soul Blaze spelldmgpercent*(350+buffedmys+spelldmg+elembonus) hot 0 skill 7189 Spray Hot Grease 2*spelldmgpercent*min({20,22,24}+0.2*buffedmys+spelldmg+elembonus,50) hot,sleaze 0 aoe 2 skill 7190 Huff 0 0 !! regain maxbreath/3 breath skill 7191 Puff 0 0 custom, endscombat, !! skip this monster skill 7192 Blow House Down wolfoffense*10 0 skill 7193 Hot Blow wolfoffense*10 hot 0 skill 7194 Cold Blow wolfoffense*10 cold 0 skill 7195 Stinky Blow wolfoffense*10 stench 0 skill 7196 Spooky Blow wolfoffense*10 spooky 0 skill 7197 "Blow" wolfoffense*10 sleaze 0 skill 7198 Throw Frostball 100 cold 0 once skill 7199 Blow Wolf Whistle 100 sleaze 0 once skill 7200 Unload Tommy Gun buffedmox*1.25 0 itemcost drum of tommy ammo skill 7201 Mug for the Audience 0 0 custom, !! gives more Love skill 7202 Pull Voice Box String 13 spooky 0 att -13, def -13 skill 7203 Shovel Hot Coal buffedmus hot 0 itemcost hot coal skill 7204 Unleash the Greash 25+5.5*effect(1627) sleaze 0 once skill 7205 Heat Space 32.5 hot 0 skill 7206 Consult the Helix Fossil 0 0 skill 7207 Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! 0 0 stun 1, once, att -13.5, def -13.5 skill 7209 Ply Reality 20 hot,cold,spooky,sleaze,stench 0 stun 1, once skill 7210 Overload Teddy Bear 10 spooky 0 itemcost cuddly teddy bear, !! actual damage unspaded skill 7211 Thousand-Yard Stare 35+5*effect(1759) spooky 0 once skill 7212 Activate Butt 175 none,hot,cold,spooky,sleaze,stench 0 att -10, def -10, once, !! 350 of ONE random element or unspaded deleveling skill 7231 Open a Big Yellow Present 6*monsterhp 0 custom yellow, once, endscombat skill 7232 Open a Big Red Present 0 0 custom, once, meat 2500 skill 7233 LIGHT 0 0 att -monsterattack*.03*crimbotpower, def -monsterdefense*.03*crimbotpower skill 7234 ZAP 0 0 stun 1, once, mp 4*crimbotpower skill 7235 POW 10*crimbotpower+max(0,buffedmus-monsterdefense) 0 once skill 7236 BURN 7.5*crimbotpower+max(0,buffedmys-monsterdefense) hot 0 once, !! ongoing 60% fire damage skill 7237 LUBE 7.5*crimbotpower sleaze 0 once skill 7238 Throw Skull 20 0 itemcost crumbling skull skill 7239 Throw Rock 30 0 itemcost [8042]rock skill 7240 Use Rope 0 0 stun 11 skill 7241 Throw Bomb 50 0 skill 7242 Throw Pot 20 0 itemcost pot skill 7243 Throw Ten Bombs 150 0 skill 7244 Throw Torch 100 none,hot 0 itemcost torch skill 7245 Summon Love Mosquito max(10,0.1*monsterhp) -max(10,0.1*monsterhp) once, stun skill 7246 Summon Love Stinkbug 16 none,stench 0 once, !! damage is ongoing skill 7247 Summon Love Gnats 0 0 once, stun 3 skill 7248 Summon Love Scarabs max(9,0.1*monsterhp) 0 mp max(9,0.1*monsterhp)/3, once, stun skill 7249 Tell a Skeleton What To Do 9 spooky 0 skill 7250 Tell This Skeleton What To Do 17.5 0 skill 7251 Fire Sewage Pistol 5 stench 0 stun, once, !! damage unspaded skill 7252 Propose To Your Opponent 5 stench 0 stun, once, !! damage unspaded skill 7253 Spit Fireballs 0.75*max(buffedmus,max(buffedmys,buffedmox)) hot 0 once skill 7255 Bat-Punch (batpunch+batpunchmodifier)*batpunchmultiplier 0 skill 7256 Bat-Kick (batkick+batkickmodifier)*batkickmultiplier 0 skill 7257 Bat-oomerang 20 0 itemcost bat-oomerang, !! disarms opponent skill 7258 Bat-Jute 10 0 itemcost bat-jute, stun 1, !! wasted if opponent has more than 10 hp skill 7259 Bat-o-mite 50 0 itemcost bat-o-mite, !! insta-kill vs. non-villains skill 7260 Ultracoagulator 0 -1000 itemcost ultracoagulator skill 7261 Kickball 30 0 itemcost exploding kickball, !! insta-kill vs. non-villains skill 7262 Bat-Glue 0 0 itemcost glob of Bat-Glue, stun 3, !! stun duration unspaded skill 7263 Bat-Bearing 15 0 itemcost bat-bearing, stun 1 skill 7264 Use Bat-Aid 0 -20 itemcost bat-aid bandage, stun 1 skill 7265 Fire the Jokester's Gun monsterhp*6 prismatic 0 custom, once, endscombat, !! 1/day insta-kill vs. non-bosses skill 7266 Adjust the Jokester's Wig 0 0 stun, !! 1/day grants 100 turns of +9 spooky resistance skill 7267 Adjust the Jokester's Pants 30 sleaze 0 stun skill 7268 Cowboy Kick max(1,0.1*buffedmus) 0 stun, once skill 7269 Absorb Cowrruption 0 0 custom, once skill 7270 Science! Fight with Medicine 0 -150 stun, once, mutex science skill 7271 Science! Fight with Rational Thought 0 0 stun, once, custom, mutex science skill 7272 Science! Fight with Internet Debate 0 0 stun, once, custom, mutex science skill 7273 Extract 0 0 once, item Source essence; Source essence skill 7274 Digitize 0 0 once, custom skill 7275 Compress monsterhp*0.25 0 stun, once skill 7276 Duplicate 0 0 once, custom skill 7277 Portscan 0 0 once, custom skill 7278 Turbo 0 0 once, custom skill 7279 Shoot Ghost 0 0 custom skill 7280 Trap Ghost 0 0 custom skill 7281 Censurious Lecture 0 0 att -{5,7,10}, def -{5,7,10}, stun, once skill 7282 Extract Jelly 0 0 once, custom, item hot jelly|cold jelly|spooky jelly|sleaze jelly|stench jelly skill 7283 Breathe Out 0 0 once, custom banish 30, endscombat skill 7284 EXTERMINATE SPANT 0 0 custom, once, endscombat, monster spant drone|spant soldier skill 7285 KGB tranquilizer dart 0 0 once, custom banish, endscombat skill 7286 Asdon Martin: Missile Launcher 0 0 once, custom yellow, endscombat skill 7287 Asdon Martin: Bean Bag Cannon 10 0 stun, !! damage unspaded skill 7288 Asdon Martin: Spring-Loaded Front Bumper 0 0 once, custom banish 30, endscombat skill 7289 Micrometeorite 0 0 att -0.25*monsterattack, def -0.25*monsterdefense skill 7290 Macrometeorite 0 0 custom, !! 10x/day replace monster with a different one from this zone skill 7291 Meteor Shower 0 0 once, custom, !! 5x/day buff weapon/spell damage and gives +20lbs to familiar skill 7292 A New Habit 0 0 once, custom, stats L|L|L, !! Lose 1 turn of Habituated skill 7293 Hugs and Kisses! 0 0 custom, att -10, def -10, !! 11/day and grants pickpocket attempt skill 7294 Show them your ring 0 0 once, custom banish 30, endscombat, !! 1/day free banish skill 7295 Unleash Disco Pudge 0 0 att -22.5, def -22.5 skill 7297 Sing Along 0 0 custom skill 7298 Swap Mask 0 0 custom, !! path-specific and complicated skill 7299 Party Crash 0 0 stun 4, once skill 7300 Paint Job 40 prismatic 0 skill 7301 Throw Latte on Opponent 0 0 once, custom banish 30, endscombat, !! usable 1/refill skill 7302 Offer Latte to Opponent 0 0 once, custom attract, !! usable 1/refill skill 7303 Gulp Latte 0 -maxhp*0.5 once, custom, mp maxmp*0.5, stun, !! usable 1/refill skill 7305 Otoscope 0 0 once, custom, stun, att -0.2*monsterattack, def -0.2*monsterdefense, !! 3/day delevel and +200% item drop skill 7306 Reflex Hammer 0 0 once, custom banish 20, endscombat, !! 3/day free runaway and banish skill 7307 Chest X-Ray monsterhp*6 prismatic 0 custom, once, endscombat, !! 3/day free insta-kill skill 7308 Become a Wolf 0 0 custom, once, stun, mutex cloake, !! +50% muscle and meat skill 7309 Become a Cloud of Mist 0 0 custom, once, stun, mutex cloake, !! +2 all res skill 7310 Become a Bat 0 0 custom, once, stun, mutex cloake, !! +50% items skill 7311 Use the Force 0 0 once, custom attract, custom yellow, custom banish 30, endscombat skill 7312 Dragoon Platoon 0.3*buffedmus|0.3*buffedmus 0 once, stun skill 7313 Spittoon Monsoon 0.3*buffedmys stench|0.3*buffedmys sleaze 0 once, stun skill 7314 Festoon Buffoon 0 0 once, stun, att -10, def -10, !! delevel unspaded skill 7315 Beach Combo buffedmus*0.175|buffedmys*0.175|buffedmox*0.175 cold,stench,sleaze 0 once skill 7316 Deliver your thesis! monsterhp*6 prismatic 0 custom, once, instakill, endscombat, !! 1/day gain ADVENTURES per 100 monster HP skill 7317 Lecture on velocity 0 0 once, att -0.1*monsterattack-0.33*fweight, def -0.1*monsterdefense-0.33*fweight skill 7318 Lecture on mass 0 0 once, !! roll thrice for each item drop skill 7319 Lecture on relativity 0 0 custom copy, once, !! fight this monster again immediately afterward skill 7320 Detect Weakness 0 0 once, stun, att -0.1*monsterattack, def -0.1*monsterdefense skill 7321 Unleash Terra Cotta Army 10 0 once, !! everything unspaded skill 7322 Paraffin Prism 25 prismatic 0 once, !! damage increases per number of Paraffinalia outfit pieces equipped skill 7326 CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy 0 0 custom, !! replace monster with a different one from this zone; costs 10% CHEAT CODES skill 7327 CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy monsterhp*0.5 0 custom, att -0.5*monsterattack, def -0.5*monsterdefense, !! costs 5% CHEAT CODES skill 7328 Hammer Smash max(20*plumbhammer,buffedmus*(plumbhammer-2)) 0 skill 7329 Hammer Throw 0 0 stun, att -0.05*(plumbhammer+1)*monsterattack, def -0.05*(plumbhammer+1)*monsterdefense skill 7330 Ultra Smash plumbhammer*buffedmus 0 !! becomes banish at tier 3 skill 7331 Fireball Toss max(10*plumbflower+5,buffedmys*(plumbflower-2)) fireball 0 skill 7332 Juggle Fireballs 0 min(0,2-plumbflower)*0.5*buffedmys stun, att -buffedmox, def -buffedmus, !! actually gives +100/200% stats skill 7333 Fireball Barrage min(3,plumbflower+1)*buffedmys fireball 0 !! becomes yellow ray at tier 3 skill 7334 Jump Attack max(10*plumbboots+5,buffedmox*(plumbboots-2)) 0 skill 7335 Spin Jump 0 0 stun 2+plumbboots skill 7336 Multi-Bounce 0.5*(2+plumbboots)*buffedmox 0 !! acquire 4-5 coins at tier 3 skill 7337 Plumber Jump buffedmox 0 skill 7338 Drip Blast min(50,0.1*buffedmys)+drippydamage 0 monster drippy tree|drippy bat|The Thing in the Basement|drippy reveler skill 7339 %fn, spit on them! 0 0 custom, once, !! doubles conditional and quadruples nonconditional item drops skill 7340 %fn, spit on me! 0 0 custom, once, !! self +100% to stats and damage skill 7341 Disarming Thrust 0 0 once, stun, att -0.3*monsterattack skill 7342 Barrage of Tears 0.25*monsterhp none,spooky 0 once, stun skill 7343 Poison Dart 0.5*monsterhp 0 once, !! ongoing 50% poison skill 7347 Smooch of the Daywalker 0.2*monsterhp -0.2*monsterhp once skill 7348 Slay the Dead monsterhp*6 prismatic 0 once, custom, instakill, endscombat, phylum undead, !! must have a sword equipped skill 7351 Unleash the Devil's Kiss 0 0 once, custom yellow, endscombat skill 7353 Deploy Robo-Handcuffs 0 0 once, stun, att -0.2*monsterattack skill 7355 Blow a Robo-Kiss 50 sleaze 0 once skill 7356 Precision Shot 0 0 regular, once, stun, !! must have a gun equipped skill 7357 Feel Pride 0 0 custom, once, !! triples stat gain from current fight skill 7359 Feel Hatred 0 0 custom banish 50, once, endscombat skill 7362 Feel Envy 0 0 custom yellow, once, !underwater skill 7365 Feel Nostalgic 0 0 custom, once, !! add drops from the previous monster to this fight skill 7367 Feel Superior monsterhp*0.2 0 !! Grants 1 PvP fight if the killing blow skill 7368 Swing Pound-O-Tron 20+(0.1*buffedmus) 0 !! must have Pound-O-Tron in You, Robot left arm slot skill 7369 Shoot Pea 20+(0.1*buffedmox) 0 !! must have Pea Shooter in You, Robot top slot skill 7370 Crotch Burn 20+(0.1*buffedmys) hot 0 !! must have Rocket Crotch in You, Robot propulsion slot skill 7371 Junk Blast buffedmox 0 !! costs 1 scrap; must have Junk Cannon in You, Robot top slot skill 7372 Tesla Blast buffedmox 0 !! costs 1 energy; must have Tesla Blaster in You, Robot top slot skill 7373 Snipe buffedmys 0 !! costs 1 scrap; must have Sniper Rifle in You, Robot left arm slot skill 7374 Junk Mace Smash buffedmus 0 !! costs 1 scrap; must have Junk Mace in You, Robot left arm slot skill 7375 Prod buffedmys 0 !! costs 1 energy; must have Mammal Prod in You, Robot right arm slot skill 7376 Solenoid Slam buffedmus 0 !! costs 1 energy; must have Solenoid Piston in You, Robot right arm slot skill 7377 Blow Snow buffedmus cold 0 !! costs 1 energy; must have Snow Blower in You, Robot top slot skill 7378 Throw Flame buffedmys hot 0 !! costs 1 energy; must have Surplus Flamethrower in You, Robot right arm slot skill 7379 Shoot Grease buffedmox sleaze 0 !! costs 1 energy; must have Grease Gun in You, Robot left arm slot skill 7380 Shocking Lick 0 0 custom yellow, once, endscombat skill 7381 Back-Up to your Last Enemy 0 0 custom, !! replaces current monster with previous monster fought skill 7382 Show your boring familiar pictures 0 0 custom banish, once, endscombat, !! costs 100 scraps skill 7383 B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium) 100 cold 0 meat -100, !! costs 100 water skill 7384 B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide) 0 0 custom banish, once, endscombat, meat -100, !! costs 100 water and banishes for the rest of the day skill 7385 B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow) 0 0 custom, once, meat -5, !! costs 5 water and steals an item skill 7386 Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up 0 0 once, stun 3, meat -5, !! stun unspaded skill 7387 Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex 8 cold 0 meat -10, !! also forces an item to drop skill 7388 Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself 0 0 custom, meat -10, !! gain 30 hot resistance skill 7389 Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area 0 0 custom, meat -5, !! gain Cyclonic Filth effect which damages attacking monster skill 7390 Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific 0 0 custom, once skill 7391 Be Gregarious 0 0 custom attract, once skill 7392 Loofah Head-Scratch 0 0 once, stats 3|3|3, !! substat amount unspaded skill 7393 Loofah Lei Lasso 0 0 once, att -0.1*monsterattack, def -0.1*monsterattack skill 7394 Loofah Hosenzittern 0 0 once, meat 10, !! meat amount unspaded skill 7395 Loofah Stew 50 cold 0 once, stun 1, !! cold dmg unspaded skill 7396 Loofah Leglifts 0 0 once, mp 20, !! mp amount unspaded skill 7397 Loofah Lava 10 hot 0 once, stun, !! dmg unspaded skill 7398 Flagellate 50*flagstones 0 once, !! dmg unspaded skill 7399 Flagflog 30*flagstones 0 once, def -30*flagstones skill 7400 Flagstone Flap Flip 30*flagstones 0 once, att -30*flagstones skill 7401 Flagstone Fez Ritual 100*flagstones spooky 0 once skill 7402 Flagstone Fleece Flex 0 -50*flagstones once skill 7403 Flagstone Foxtrot 0 0 once, att-50*flagstones, def -50*flagstones skill 7404 Bowl Backwards 0 0 custom, once, mutex bowling, !! pickpockets another monster in the zone skill 7405 Bowl a Curveball 0 0 custom banish, once, mutex bowling, endscombat skill 7406 Bowl Sideways 0 0 custom, once, mutex bowling, !! deals 60% dmg to all monsters in this zone until it returns skill 7407 Bowl Straight Up 0 0 custom, once, mutex bowling, !! +25% items and +50% meat until it returns skill 7408 Re-Process Matter 0 0 custom, once skill 7409 Meatify Matter 0 0 custom, once, meat fweight^4, !! usable once per day skill 7410 Emit Matter Duplicating Drones 0 0 custom, once, !! creates weight-5 duplicator drones skill 7411 Convert Matter to Protein 0 0 custom, substats fweight^3|0|0, once skill 7412 Convert Matter to Energy 0 0 custom, substats 0|fweight^3|0, once skill 7413 Convert Matter to Pomade 0 0 custom, substats 0|0|fweight^3, once skill 7415 Sweat Flick pref(sweat) sleaze 0 skill 7416 Sweat Flood 0 0 stun 5, once skill 7417 Sweat Spray 10 sleaze 0 once, !! damage is ongoing for the rest of the fight skill 7421 Sweat Sip 0 0 mp 50, once skill 7422 Snipe Pterodactyl 0 0 once, instakill, endscombat, monster high-altitude pterodactyl skill 7423 Spit jurassic acid 0 0 custom yellow, once, endscombat skill 7424 Launch spikolodon spikes 35 0 custom, once, !! next adventure will be noncombat skill 7425 Engage ultra-attractive parka mode 0 0 custom attract, once, !! next 3 monsters will be this one skill 7433 Monkey Slap 0 0 custom banish, once, endscombat skill 7434 Monkey Tickle 0 0 att -monsterattack*0.2, def -monsterdefense*0.2, stun, once skill 7435 Evil Monkey Eye 13 spooky 0 att -13, def -13, stun, once skill 7436 Monkey Peace Sign 0 -50 stun, once skill 7437 Monkey Point 0 0 custom attract, once skill 7438 Monkey Punch 30 0 !! dmg unspaded skill 7442 Cincho: Projectile Piñata 50 0 stun, once, !! grants 3 Robortender drops? skill 7443 Cincho: Party Foul 100 sleaze 0 stun, once, att -monsterattack*0.1, def -monsterdefense*0.1, !! delevel unspaded skill 7444 Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza 0 0 custom, once, !! doubles stat gains and flips out the monster skill 7445 Do a Kickflip 40 0 once, stun skill 7446 Do a Method! 0 0 att -40, def -40, once skill 7447 Do an epic McTwist! 0 0 custom duplicate, once, !! doubles drops and grants +75% items skill 7483 Roar like a Lion 0 0 custom banish, once, endscombat skill 7484 Hold Hands 0 0 custom attract, once skill 11000 Mighty Axing 0 0 regular, stats 1|0|0 skill 11001 Cleave 0 0 regular skill 11003 Broadside 0 0 once, stun 4 skill 11006 Throw Trusty 0.5*buffedmus 0 skill 11010 Bifurcating Blow min(monsterhp*6,1000) 0 once, !! 20-turn cooldown skill 11011 Intimidating Bellow 0 0 att -0.15*(1+skill(11018))*monsterattack, def -0.15*(1+skill(11018))*monsterdefense, once, stun skill(11018) skill 11020 Banishing Shout 0 0 custom banish, once, endscombat skill 11026 Heroic Belch F*{3,4,5}+{5,8,10} stench 0 skill 12000 Infectious Bite L 0 skill 12006 Devour Minions 0 -max(20,maxhp/2) skill 12010 Ravenous Pounce 0 0 regular skill 12011 Distracting Minion 0 0 regular skill 12012 Plague Claws 0 0 att -{5,7,10}, def -{5,7,10} skill 12013 Flesh Mob 0 0 0 skill 12017 Bilious Burst {140,170,200} spooky,stench 0 skill 12019 Corpse Pile {20,25,30} 0 stun 3 skill 12020 Howl of the Alpha 0 0 custom banish, once, endscombat skill 12023 Smash & Graaagh {7,10,12} 0 once skill 12025 Meat Shields 0 0 0 skill 12030 Zombie Maestro 0 0 0 skill 14000 Curdle spelldmgpercent*min(15,3.5+0.5*buffedmys+spelldmg+elembonus) stench 0 0 skill 14003 Boil spelldmgpercent*min(mpcost*10,{10,12.5,15}+0.4*buffedmys+spelldmg+elembonus) hot 0 0 skill 14004 Fry spelldmgpercent*min(mpcost*10,{40,45,50}+0.4*buffedmys+spelldmg+elembonus) sleaze 0 0 skill 14013 Slice spelldmgpercent*min(mpcost*10,{40,45,50}+0.4*buffedmys+spelldmg+elembonus) 0 att -9 skill 14014 Chop spelldmgpercent*min(mpcost*10,{10,12.5,15}+0.4*buffedmys+spelldmg+elembonus) 0 0 skill 14023 Bake spelldmgpercent*5 hot 0 0 skill 14024 Grill spelldmgpercent*min(mpcost*10,{40,45,50}+0.3*buffedmys+spelldmg+elembonus)*2 hot,spooky 0 0 skill 14033 Freeze spelldmgpercent*min(mpcost*10,{10,12.5,15}+0.4*buffedmys+spelldmg+elembonus) cold 0 0 skill 14034 Blend 0 0 stun 3 skill 15001 Catchphrase max(6,N)/2-2 0 att -max(4,N)/4, def -max(4,N)/4, !! formulas unspaded skill 15004 Fix Jukebox 0 0 custom, !! +300% items and +10 Love 3/day skill 15005 Snap Fingers 0 0 stun min(3,max(1,N/3)), !! stun formula needed since I completely made this one up skill 15009 Make Friends 0 0 custom attract skill 15013 Pop Wheelie 0.3*buffedmox 0 att -0.15*monsterattack, def -0.15*monsterdefense skill 15015 Peel Out 0 0 custom runaway skill 15020 Flash Headlight 0 0 skill 15021 Insult 5 0 att -2, def -2, stun, !! damage and delevel amount unknown skill 15024 Jump Shark 0 0 custom, stats 10*L|10*L|10*L, !! increases Hate skill 15026 Smoke Break 10 0 once, !! ongoing damage amount unknown skill 15030 Walk Away From Explosion monsterhp*0.5 0 custom banish, endscombat skill 16001 Thunder Clap 0 0 custom banish, once, endscombat skill 16003 Thunder Bird 0 0 att -monsterhp*0.15, def -monsterhp*0.15 skill 16005 Thunderstrike 0 0 stun 4, once skill 16013 Make it Rain 0 0 custom, once, !! increases meat drop by 300% skill 16021 Lightning Strike monsterhp 0 custom runaway, endscombat, !! insta-kills monster skill 16023 Ball Lightning 0 0 custom yellow, once, endscombat skill 17007 Fist of the Mummy min(buffedmys+spelldmg,50)*spelldmgpercent 0 0 skill 17008 Howl of the Jackal min(buffedmys+spelldmg+elembonus,100)*spelldmgpercent spooky 0 0 skill 17009 Roar of the Lion (1.5*buffedmys+spelldmg+elembonus)*spelldmgpercent hot 0 0 skill 17010 Storm of the Scarab (.5*buffedmys+spelldmg)*spelldmgpercent*5 hot,cold,sleaze,stench,spooky 0 0 skill 17013 Wrath of Ra 0 0 custom yellow, once, endscombat skill 17014 Curse of the Marshmallow 0 0 att -15, def -15, stun, once skill 17015 Curse of Indecision 0 0 stun 3, once skill 17016 Curse of Yuck 18 0 once, !! damage is ongoing skill 17017 Curse of Heredity 3 0 att -7.5, def -7.5, !! damage is ongoing vs all monsters of this phylum skill 17018 Curse of Fortune 0 0 custom, !! spend 1 Ka for +200% meat skill 17019 Curse of Vacation 0 0 custom banish, endscombat, once skill 17020 Curse of Stench 0 0 custom attract, once skill 17047 Mild Curse 2.5 spooky 0 skill 18000 One-Two Punch 0 0 regular skill 18001 Cowcall (66+(.4*buffedmys)+min(effect(2064),100)) spooky 0 skill 18002 Pistolwhip sixgundmg 0 stun, once skill 18003 Hogtie 0 0 stun 4, once, !! only works on monsters with a bodypart with 'leg' in the name skill 18007 Unleash Cowrruption 0 0 custom yellow, endscombat, once skill 19000 Lavafava (min(4.5+floor(0.1*buffedmys),50)) hot|(min(4.5+floor(0.1*buffedmys),50)) hot 0 skill 19001 Pungent Mung sixgundmg|min(12.5+(0.5*buffedmys),50) stench 0 skill 19002 Canhandle 0 0 once skill 19003 Bean Screen 0 0 stun 4, once, !! 3 rounds stun plus 1 stagger skill 19006 Beanstorm (25+(0.25*buffedmys)) hot,cold,sleaze,stench,spooky|(25+(0.25*buffedmys)) hot,cold,sleaze,stench,spooky 0 !! it hits for the top two boosted elemental damage types once each skill 19007 Beancannon 0 0 custom banish, endscombat, once, meat -500, !! lose your equipped beans! skill 20000 Snakewhip pref(awolVenom) 0 !! ongoing poison not tracked skill 20001 Fan Hammer sixgundmg|sixgundmg|sixgundmg 0 skill 20002 Extract Oil 0 0 custom skill 20003 Bad Medicine 0 0 att -((10+pref(awolMedicine))/100.0*monsterattack), def -((10+pref(awolMedicine))/100.0*monsterdefense), once skill 20006 Good Medicine 0 -(20+(pref(awolMedicine)*5)) stun, once skill 20007 Long Con 0 0 custom attract, once skill 21000 Source Punch max(20,30+buffedmus-monsterdefense) 0 skill 21005 Disarmament 0 0 stun, once skill 21006 Big Guns 300 0 stun, once skill 21007 Humiliating Hack 0 0 att -(50.0*monsterattack), def -(50.0*monsterdefense), stun, once skill 21008 Source Kick max(50,100+buffedmus-monsterdefense) 0 skill 21009 Reboot 0 0 stun, once skill 21010 Restore 0 -maxhp stun, once skill 22001 Comically Large Fist max(1,0.4*buffedmus-10) 0 stun skill 22003 Dislocatable Jaw max(1,0.4*buffedmus-10) 0 skill 22005 Noodly Arms max(1,0.4*buffedmys-10) 0 !! damage unspaded skill 22007 Hollow Canines max(1,0.4*buffedmys-10) -5 !! heals for 5HP only the first time skill 22009 Finger Knives max(1,0.4*buffedmox-10) 0 att -monsterattack*0.1, def -monsterdefense*0.1, !! delevels only the first time skill 22011 Ultrasonic Ululations monsterattack/2 0 !! damage unspaded skill 22012 Boiling Tear Ducts 15 hot 0 skill 22013 Throat Refrigerant 15 cold 0 skill 22014 Skunk Glands 15 stench 0 skill 22015 Translucent Skin 15 spooky 0 skill 22016 Projectile Salivary Glands 15 sleaze 0 skill 22017 Mind Bullets 0 0 stun 3, once skill 23201 Gelatinous Punch buffedmox 0 skill 23202 Gelatinous Headbutt 2*buffedmox 0 !! elemental bonuses are doubled skill 23203 Gelatinous Kick 2*buffedmox 0 !! elemental bonuses are tripled skill 24000 Dark Feast monsterhp -monsterhp stun skill 24010 Savage Bite 2*buffedmus*min(1.5,1+skill(24017)) 0 skill 24011 Crush min(200,monsterhp*0.75)*min(1.5,1+skill(24017)) 0 skill 24012 Baleful Howl 0 0 custom banish, endscombat, once skill 24020 Blood Spike (buffedmys+20)*min(1.5,1+skill(24017)) 0 skill 24021 Blood Chains 0 0 stun 4, once skill 24022 Chill of the Tomb (buffedmys+30)*min(1.5,1+skill(24017)) cold 0 stun skill 24030 Piercing Gaze (buffedmox+30)*min(1.5,1+skill(24017)) 0 att -monsterattack*0.25, def -monsterdefense*0.25 skill 24031 Perceive Soul 0 0 custom attract, once skill 24032 Ensorcel 0 0 custom, once, endscombat, !! grants you an ensorcelee skill 27000 Pseudopod Slap 10 0 skill 27001 Hardslab buffedmus 0 skill 27002 Telekinetic Murder buffedmys 0 skill 27003 Snakesmack buffedmox 0 skill 27014 Grey Noise 5 0 skill 27039 Nantlers buffedmus 0 skill 27040 Nanoshock buffedmys 0 skill 27041 Audioclasm buffedmox 0 skill 27042 System Sweep buffedmus 0 !! permabanish if this is the killing blow skill 27043 Double Nanovision buffedmys 0 !! +100% items for this fight if this is the killing blow skill 27044 Infinite Loop buffedmox 0 !! +1 to all stats if this is the killing blow skill 28000 Tackle (1+0.25*skill(28008))*10 0 skill 28013 Ball Throw (1+0.25*skill(28008))*buffedmus 0 once skill 28014 Noogie 0 0 att -0.2*monsterattack, def -0.2*monsterdefense, stun skill 28015 Hot Foot (1+0.25*skill(28008))*buffedmys hot 0 once, !! ongoing hot damage for next two rounds skill 28016 Second Wind 0 -0.5*maxhp once skill 28017 Stop Hitting Yourself (1+0.25*skill(28008))*buffedmox 0 stun skill 28019 Free-For-All monsterhp*6 prismatic 0 once, custom, instakill, endscombat, !! grants 25 turns of Everything Looks Red skill 28021 Punt 0 0 custom banish, once, endscombat skill 29000 Caseus Vamprius (1+0.5*skill(29008))*5 -5 skill 29013 Parmesan Missile (1+0.5*skill(29008))*buffedmys stench,hot,none 0 skill 29014 Gather Cheese-Chi 0 -30 stun skill 29015 Crack Knuckles buffedmus 0 att -12.5, def -12.5, once skill 29016 Mind Melt (1+0.5*skill(29008))*buffedmys hot 0 stun skill 29017 Emmental Elemental (1+0.5*skill(29008))*buffedmox cold -buffedmox once skill 29019 Stilton Splatter (1+0.5*skill(29008))*buffedmys 0 once, !! grants +3 familiar XP if you win skill 29021 Fondeluge 0 0 custom yellow, once, endscombat skill 30000 Demoralizing Toot 7 0 att -7, def -7 skill 30013 Orchestra Strike (1-0.67*skill(30008))*buffedmox 0 att -0.05*monsterattack, def -0.05*monsterdefense, !! KoL bug where Perfect Embouchure reduces damage skill 30014 Knife In The Darkness 0.5*monsterhp 0 once, !! gain noncombat buff skill 30015 Venomous Riff (1+0.33*skill(30008))*buffedmys 0 once, !! ongoing poison skill 30016 Drum Roll 0 0 stun 4, once skill 30017 Sax of Violence (1+0.33*skill(30008))*buffedmus sleaze 0 skill 30019 Grit Teeth 0 -20 skill 30021 Motif 0 -20 custom attract, once, !! adds 2 copies and 25 turns of Everything Looks Blue thrall 1 Vampieroghi 1.5*P -tdmg thrall 2 Vermincelli min(0.75,max(0,P-4))*P 0 !! also poisons on first attack thrall 3 Angel Hair Wisp 0 0 stun min(0.3,max(0,P-9)), !! actual stun unspaded thrall 6 Lasagmbie min(0.75,max(0,P-4))*P spooky 0 thrall 7 Spice Ghost 0 0 meat min(1,max(0,P-4))*5, !! sometimes drops spices