1 Seal Clubbing Frenzy +2 Mus
(5 adv @ 1MP) none none none none none none
2 Patience of the Tortoise +1 Mus, +4 MaxHP
(5 adv @ 1MP) none none none none none none
3 Manicotti Meditation +2 Mys
(5 adv @ 1MP) none none none none none none
4 Sauce Contemplation +1 Mys, +3 MaxHP
(5 adv @ 1MP) none none none none none none
5 Disco Aerobics +2 Mox
(5 adv @ 1MP) none none none none none none
6 Moxie of the Mariachi 1+ Mox, +4 MaxHP
(5 adv @ 1MP) none none none none none none
7 Clobber Attack
1MP none none none none none none
8 Toss Arrack
1MP none none none none none none
9 Spaghetti Spear 2-3 Phys. Damage
1MP none none none none none none
10 Salsaball 2-3 Hot Damage
1MP none none none none none none
11 Suckerpunch 1 Damage, 1 Delevel
1MP none none none none none none
12 Sing 2-3 Damage, 2-3 for 2 More Rounds
1MP none none none none none none
13 Hide of the Otter +20 DA none none none none none none
14 Headbutt Combat Skill
3MP none none none none none none
15 Ravioli Shurikens Combat Skill
4MP none none none none none none
16 Stream of Sauce Combat Skill
3MP none none none none none none
17 Disco Eye-Poke Combat Skill
1MP none none none none none none
18 The Moxious Madrigal +10 Mox
(Buff @ 2MP) none none none none none none
19 Claws of the Otter +3 Melee Damage none none none none none none
20 Skin of the Leatherback ('''level'''/2 - 2)DR none none none none none none
21 Entangling Noodles Combat Skill
3MP none none none none none none
22 Saucy Salve Combat Skill - Heal 10-15MP
4MP none none none none none none
23 Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation +20% Init none none none none none none
24 The Magical Mojomuscular Melody +10Mys, +20MaxMP
(Buff @ 5MP) none none none none none none
25 Tongue of the Otter Heals 10-15MP, removes Beaten Up
7MP none none none none none none
26 Amphibian Sympathy +5 Fam Weight none none none none none none
27 Lasagna Bandages Heals 10-30MP
6MP none none none none none none
28 Expert Panhandling +20% Meat none none none none none none
29 Disco Nap Heals 20MP, removes from some status effects
8MP none none none none none none
30 Cletus's Canticle of Celerity +20% Init
(Buff @ 4MP) none none none none none none
31 Thrust-Smack Double Damage Combat Skill
4MP none none none none none none
32 Ghostly Shell +80DA
(Buff @ 6MP) none none none none none none
33 Cannelloni Cannon Combat Spell
6MP none none none none none none
34 Elemental Saucesphere So-so Resist. to all Elem.
(Buff @ 10MP) none none none none none none
35 Disco Dance of Doom 6-8 Damage, 3 Delevel
5MP none none none none none none
36 The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith +10Mus, +20MaxHP
(Buff @ 5MP) none none none none none none
37 Super-Advanced Meatsmithing Create Weapons none none none none none none
38 Armorcraftiness Create Armor none none none none none none
39 Pastamastery Summon Dry Noodles
10MP none none none none none none
40 Advanced Saucecrafting Summon Reagents
10MP none none none none none none
41 Advanced Cocktailcrafting Summon Cocktail Ingredients
10MP none none none none none none
42 The Polka of Plenty +50% Meat
(Buff @ 7MP) none none none none none none
43 Eye of the Stoat Increase Hit Chance none none none none none none
44 Tenacity of the Snapper +8 Melee Damage
(Buff @ 8MP) none none none none none none
45 Springy Fusilli +40% Init
(10adv @ 10MP) none none none none none none
46 Saucestorm Combat Spell
10MP none none none none none none
47 Nimble Fingers +20% Meat none none none none none none
48 Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction +12 Damage
(Buff @ 9MP) none none none none none none
49 Hide of the Walrus +40DA none none none none none none
50 Kneebutt Combat Attack
4MP none none none none none none
51 Spirit of Rigatoni Equip Chefstaffs none none none none none none
52 Jalapeño Saucesphere +3DR, Damage Attacker
(Buff @ 5MP) none none none none none none
53 Disco Dance II: Electric Boogaloo 8-10 Damage, 5 Delevel
7MP none none none none none none
54 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric +20% Items
(Buff @ 11MP) none none none none none none
55 Claws of the Walrus +4 Melee Damage none none none none none none
56 Empathy of the Newt +5 Fam. Weight
(Buff @ 15MP) none none none none none none
57 Stuffed Mortar Shell Combat Spell
13MP none none none none none none
58 Wave of Sauce Combat Spell
16MP none none none none none none
59 Mad Looting Skillz +20% Items none none none none none none
60 Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption ''level''DR
(Buff @ 13MP) none none none none none none
61 Tongue of the Walrus Heals 30-40MP
10MP none none none none none none
62 Reptilian Fortitude +30MaxHP
(Buff @ 10MP) none none none none none none
63 Spirit of Ravioli +25% MaxHP none none none none none none
64 Intrinsic Spiciness +'''level''' Spell Damage none none none none none none
65 Disco Power Nap Heals 40HP, removes some status effects
12MP none none none none none none
66 The Psalm of Pointiness Attack + Delevel when Taking Damage
(Buff @ 15MP) none none none none none none
67 Lunging Thrust-Smack Triple Damage Combat Skill
8MP none none none none none none
68 Shieldbutt Auto-Hit Attack
5MP none none none none none none
69 Weapon of the Pastalord Combat Spell
24MP none none none none none none
70 Jabañero Saucesphere Damage Attacking Opponent, 5DR
(Buff @ 10MP) none none none none none none
71 Disco Face Stab 15-18 Damage, 7 Delevel
10MP none none none none none none
72 Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority +10% All Attributes
(Buff @ 30MP) none none none none none none
73 Rage of the Reindeer +10%Mus, +10Melee
(10adv @ 10MP) none none none none none none
74 Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises +50% MaxMP none none none none none none
75 Leash of Linguini +5 Fam. Weight
(10adv @ 12MP) none none none none none none
76 Saucegeyser Combat Spell
28MP none none none none none none
77 Disco Fever +'''level''' Ranged Damage (Max. 15) none none none none none none
78 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude +3 Stats per Fight
(Buff @ 40MP) none none none none none none
79 Double-Fisted Skull Smashing Dual-Weild none none none none none none
80 Astral Shell +80DA, Slight Elem. Resist
(Buff @ 10MP) none none none none none none
81 Cannelloni Cocoon Heal All HP
20MP none none none none none none
82 Impetuous Sauciness +5 Adv. for Reagent Potions none none none none none none
83 Ambidextrous Funkslinging Use 2 items per combat round none none none none none none
84 The Ode to Booze More Adv from Booze
(Buff @ 50MP) none none none none none none
85 Northern Exposure So-So Cold Resist none none none none none none
86 Cold-Blooded Fearlessness So-So Spooky Resist none none none none none none
87 Tolerance of the Kitchen So-So Hot Resist none none none none none none
88 Diminished Gag Reflex So-So Stench Resist none none none none none none
89 Heart of Polyester So-So Sleaze Resist none none none none none none
90 The Sonata of Sneakiness -5% Combat
(Buff @ 20MP) none none none none none none
91 Musk of the Moose +5% Combat
(10adv @ 10MP) none none none none none none
92 Hero of the Half-Shell Musc determines damage taken if Shield equipped none none none none none none
93 Flavour of Magic Choose Elem. of Pasta Spells
(40adv @ 10MP) none none none none none none
94 Immaculate Seasoning Sauce Spells automatically Hot/Cold none none none none none none
95 Smooth Movement -5% Combat
(10adv @ 10MP) none none none none none none
96 Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation +5% Combat
(Buff @ 20MP) none none none none none none
97 Pulverize Smash Stuff! none none none none none none
98 Tao of the Terrapin Double DR of Hat/Pants none none none none none none
99 Transcendental Noodlecraft +2 Dry Noodles, Wok Access none none none none none none
100 The Way of Sauce +2 Reagents, use Scrum. Solutions none none none none none none
101 Superhuman Cocktailcrafting +2 Ingredients, Still Access none none none none none none
102 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance +('''level'''*2)MP
(Buff @ 30MP none none none none none none
103 Snarl of the Timberwolf +10 Spooky Damage
(10adv @ 10MP) none none none none none none
104 Spectral Snapper Combat Aattack
20MP none none none none none none
105 Fearful Fettucini Combat Spell
24MP none none none none none none
106 Scarysauce So-So Sleaze/Cold Resist
(Buff @ 10MP) none none none none none none
107 Tango of Terror 15-18 Spooky Damage, 7 Delevel
8MP none none none none none none
108 Dirge of Dreadfulness +12 Spooky Damage
(Buff @ 12MP) none none none none none none
109 Harpoon! Combat Skill
30MP none none none none none none
110 Summon Leviatuga 301-350 Damage
40MP none none none none none none
111 Tempuramancy Create Tempura Dishes none none none none none none
112 Deep Saucery Create Potions with Globes of Deep Sauce none none none none none none
113 Salacious Cocktailcrafting Use Seaodes in Cocktailcrafting none none none none none none
114 Donho's Bubbly Ballad -20% Underwater Penalty
(Buff @ 75MP) none none none none none none
115 Conjure Relaxing Campfire none none none none none none none
116 Maximum Chill none none none none none none none
117 Mudbath none none none none none none none
118 Inappropriate Backrub none none none none none none none
119 Creepy Lullaby none none none none none none none
120 Awesome Balls of Fire none none none none none none none
121 Snowclone none none none none none none none
122 Eggsplosion none none none none none none none
123 Grease Lightning none none none none none none none
124 Raise Backup Dancer none none none none none none none
125 Natural Born Scrabbler +5% Items none none none none none none
126 Thrift and Grift +10% Meat none none none none none none
127 Abs of Tin +10% MaxHP none none none none none none
128 Marginally Insane +10% MaxMP none none none none none none
129 The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder +50% Meat, +20% Items
(Buff @ 50MP) none none none none none none
130 Benetton's Medley of Diversity +15 Prism. Damage
(Buff @ 50MP) none none none none none none
131 Elron's Explosive Etude +50% Spell Damage
(Buff @ 50MP) none none none none none none
132 Chorale of Companionship +10 Fam Weight
(Buff @ 50MP) none none none none none none
133 Prelude of Precision +2% Crit Chance
(Buff @ 50MP) none none none none none none
134 Torso Awaregness Wear Shirts none none none none none none
135 Gnomish Hardigness +5% MaxHP none none none none none none
136 Cosmic Ugnderstanding +5% MaxMP none none none none none none
137 Powers of Observatiogn +10% Items none none none none none none
138 Gnefarious Pickpocketing +10% Meat none none none none none none
139 Slimy Sinews +20 MaxHP none none none none none none
140 Slimy Synapses +10 MaxMP none none none none none none
141 Slimy Shoulders +20% Init none none none none none none
142 Chronic Indigestion none none none none none none none
143 CLEESH none none none none none none none
144 Rainbow Gravitation none none none none none none none
145 Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting none none none none none none none
146 Transcendent Olfaction none none none none none none none
147 Vent Rage Gland none none none none none none none
148 Holiday Weight Gain none none none none none none none
149 Jingle Bells none none none none none none none
150 Candyblast none none none none none none none
151 Surge of Icing none none none none none none none
152 Stealth Mistletoe none none none none none none none
153 Cringle's Curative Carol none none none none none none none
154 Summon Snowcones none Tome of Snow none none none none none
155 Summon Stickers none Tome of Stick none none none none none
156 Summon Sugar Sheets none Tome of Sug none none none none none
157 Summon Party Favor none Libram of Div none none none none none
158 Summon Candy Heart none Libram of Can none none none none none
159 Summon Love Song none Libram of Love none none none none none
160 Summon Hilarious Objects none Grimoire of Hilarious none none none none none
161 Summon Tasteful Items none Tasteful none none none none none
162 Summon Crimbo Candy none none none none none none none
163 Lunge-Smack none none none none none none none
164 Käsesoßesturm none none none none none none none
165 Summon BRICKOs none Libram of BRI none none none none none
166 Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration none none none none none none none