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Couch Surfing Zach Bardon Girls!


I occasionally Google myself, just for fun. There’s plenty of hits about me and my music, and a ton of hits for some programs I wrote ages ago (an m3u-to-HTML conversion utility and a solitaire card game I invented and co-wrote with my friend Kevin Baba).
Today, among the Google results was a Thai website [...]

Boise, ID


Get ready for Boise! I didn’t record anything there!
“Explain this long post then,” demands AG snippily.
Whoa, what’s gotten into you today?
“Sigh… I’m impatient to hear about further recordings, not just travels. I already know you traveled, and all those scenic pictures just make me jealous.”
Well, lucky for both of us then that my [...]

State of the Project: 12/23


It’s been over a month since my dad took this picture:

In fact, now it’s the day before Christmas Eve (a.k.a. Christmas Eve Eve) and here I am, writing about what I did back in the beginning of October. But there’s a method to my madness: if through some miracle I finished writing about the [...]

Bend, OR


Bend! Besides being the home of famed cluster balloonist Kent Couch (undoubtedly the first cluster balloonist to fly in a lawnchair from Bend to Idaho), Bend is also known as one of the most scenically scenic places around.
“Excuse me,” interrupts Attractive Girl, delightfully.
Well, it’s been a while! I was almost afraid you had [...]

Eugene, OR


Eugene! Not to be confused with the Korean singer/actress Eugene formerly from S.E.S., nor the software designed to aid political scientists in testing expected utility theory of war and dispute initiation (Expected Utility Generation), this Eugene happens to be a town in Oregon famous for its hippies. I didn’t happen to see any [...]

Tour of Love 100%!


Yesterday morning, I arroved (was arroven?) back in Omaha after successfully completing the “Traveling and Recording” phase of the project.
THE GIST: I am now done touring and recording!

I will now address your questions. (Many narrative devices raise their hands.) Yes, you in the back.
Q: Did you go to all 50 US states?
A: No, [...]