Hit the Road, Zach

Not long ago, I mentioned how I wanted a carputer, so I made one.
“Actually,” points out Attractive Girl teasingly, “it was quite a while ago. Like, six months ago.”
Fine. Long ago, I talked about how I built a friggin’ sweet carputer.
But just having a bunch of properly connected hardware is only half the battle. [...]

It has been quite some time since I wrote the previous post. No doubt some loyal readers were wondering such things as:

“Did Zach just stay in Utah forever?”
“Did Zach ever install his carputer or did he only assemble it?”
“Did Zach actually, in fact, die?”
“If I had a nickel for every blog post apologizing for [...]