You know, I sneaked up on a certain friend/co-worker today on the stairs and scared the living crap out of her. Fell to her knees on the stairwell. I thought she might be having a heart-attack. You’d have appreciated the extreme ninja skills with which the attack was carried out. Good times!

Have I mentioned lately how I wish I were roadtripping with you? You could probably use ninja skills of my caliber on your journey.

Anyway, have fun at your reunion. I avoid all of mine, but that’s because I hate where I’m from and most of the people still there. Soul trap!

And now you know you have at least one regular reader.