Quotebook: Volume Two

Is it crazy in here or am I just hot? -Pastor Jeff Saxton, unintentionally

Have you ever milked a goat? -Lacey Wolfe, out of nowhere

There were many lapses in judgement tonight; mine was suggesting we go to a karaoke bar. -Adam Patton

Which teeth does she have? -Melissa Bardon, to herself, trying to sort my sister's class pictures chronologically

Man, why isn't Santa undead? -Sue Mi, playing Munchkin

Because then all the kids with necrophobia wouldn't get gifts. -Phil, later

If you want to go fishing, you've got to use good bait. -Brad Tretola

The pain was just scrutinizing... -this guy Lonnie in Lincoln

I'm helping Kieth; I'm his second-hand man. -Patrick O'Conner

...in very close proximile to what it was in its original form. -Prof. Robert Bernard

I'm going to swashbuckle you with my pirate!

Mmmmm... wax pilgrims. -Kevin

When he asked who was lazy, I didn't raise my hand because I was too lazy. -Billy Eberly

The C-17 is the world's most popular fighter aircraft. -Adam

Mmmmm... turkey sleepiness. -Zach Packett

Heavens! To Betsy... and Murgatroyd, and whoever else you say heavens to. -Melissa

I concur tremendously. -Sandy Kangas

I'm a sleepyhead! -Hanna Kim

But it makes me die... -Daniel Kim, as an excuse not to practice piano

That sounded like a ROAST came out your nose. -Bryce Curry, after an incredible sneeze from Kevin

We didn't give birth to an owl. -my mom, telling me to go to bed earlier

from an IM conversation with Stephanie Axne:
STEPHANIE: you're a stud
ME: your mom is a stud
STEPHANIE: true

Man, I just broke a cheese meter.

I had codeine, and I started writing poetry. -Josh Ans

By "wtf" I mean "whoa, that's funny." -Johnny Hughes

What!! Who sticks a clause right there!! -Sue Mi responding to her reading

I was thinking of something to think and I couldn't think of it. -Sue Mi

If I had boobs, I bet I could drive with them. -Adam

I talk like a 5-yr-old. -Beth Larson

"Beth Larson"isms
Whatever, weirdo.
Nice job, kid!
Hey buddy.
Mamacita!
Jus' wait...

You don't have to be a pantheist to feel like you belong. -Johnny Hughes

You know way too much things. -Phil

I eat jawbreakers like my mother. -Robyn Charles

It was too good to be savored. -Laeton Boschult

That's what math is good for: taunts. -Kevin

'Free Checking.' Hmmm... I wonder what they check you FOR? -Stephi

I care, I'm just indifferent. -Zach Packett