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.Friends and Their Mottos.

Do you have a motto? If so, tell me what it is and if I like it and you are my friend (which you are) then I will put it up. If not, have Adam Patton come up with a motto for you. He is good at it. He came up with my motto for me ("He may wear shiny shoes, but his brain is sharp as a rock.").

Adam Patton (motto: "I wanted to drive somewhere, so I did.")

Kevin Baba (motto: "I'm harmless, just don't let me eat you.")
(or optionally: "We have fall breaks that suck.")

Melody Cheung and Kenny ? (motto: "Treat others as you would like to be treated.")

Phil Hahn (motto: "Never pet a burning dog.")

Stephanie Axne (motto: "Never yell 'fire!' in a crowded theater; always yell 'theater!' in a crowded fire.")

Kiah Gayley (motto: "My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals.")

Sue Mi Kim (motto: "If it's worth doing at all, it's worth doing hard.")

Caroline "Carrie" Rose Jones (motto: "Never put male and female mollies in the same fishtank unless you want 14 bazillion cute little molly fry, and have the space for several tanks in your apartment (which is less than 120 sq.ft. in area, including bath fixtures and furniture). Seriously.")

Mary Cooke-Jones (motto: "I don't want life to imitate art... I want life to be art.")

Sam Roe (motto: "Less is more.")

Tim Bess (motto: "When you belch really loud you're only cheating yourself out of a good fart.")

Jay Marquez (motto: "But of course.")

Raj Lulla (motto: "If pessimism were a virtue, I'd be a saint. Since it's not, I may or may not be a jerk.")

John Bailey (motto: "LIFE: Kick it into high gear... this is not a dress rehearsal!")

Ryan Bailey (motto: "Chaos, panic and disorder; my job is done here.")

Itzik Atia (motto: "To get, you must do.")

Shana Pienta (motto: "Remember... you cannot make someone love you, but you can stalk them and hope they panic and give in.")

Chris Saub (motto: "With every gift there comes a torture.")

Warren Gross (motto: "Waste is an insult.")

Union Pacific (motto: "Safety is my personal responsibility.")

Laura Saia (motto: "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocre minds. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence.")

Regan Hutson (motto: "You can't always make people laugh, but you can at least make them worry.")

Nektor (motto: "True friends obey.")

marichu (motto: "Friend is the beginning of love.")

Sherry (motto: "Family")

mIcH (motto: "Study sentimental result heavy metal.")

Henry ? (motto: "Building bridges to our customers makes them happy.")

Hank (probably the same person as Henry) (motto: "Without me the picture is not complete.")

David Hughes (motto: "To be or not to be, that covers all the possibilities.")

SPECIAL BONUS MOTTO: Barefoot is better. (That's especially good if you are Sue Mi)

.Submit Your Motto.

What's that? You have a personal motto and it is not on this Page of Mottos?! Well, we can rectify that situation right now! Enter your motto below, click the button, and Voila! If I like it I will put it on this page.

First, what's your name?

Now, what is your life motto?

What is the square root of 4?